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The "Worst Food Product Ever" ?

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hwateber said:
stinky tofu is delicious but i can't imagine how awful it would be to have a hamburger where it was used as the bun :lol
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He'd eaten the stinky tofu earlier in the episode. It was stinky tofu on a stick. He liked that. The place he couldn't handle it was called "Dai's House of Unique Stink". He showed that the tofu there soaks in multiple boxes of vegetable liquid for up to 2 weeks before they're ready. The liquid is like a dirty green color.
 
Skittleguy said:
It's on a stick for goddsakes!
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I don't, see, the, problem, HERE.


Except it's missing a panko batter with a lightly crisped caramel drizzle on the outside.


:lol



Big difference between things so retarded that you'd only eat them once in a blue moon and shit you'd run away from at first sight, imo.
 
SolidSnakex said:
Found it!

This is how it was advertised

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This is how it actually looks

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WAIT WTF!!!!??? I thought a hamburger in a can was just the meat, but tis the whole fucking thing????????????????? Who the fuck eats it????????
 
Also, I should tell you that the simplest things are the most likely to make you sick.

For example, try the syrup used to make instant tea.
 
This really doesn't belong in this thread because it's delicious, but here's one for the food-oversensitives:

Chengdu-Style Rabbit Head
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I'm reminded of an old Usenet humor standard, the Top Eight Worst Convenience Foods:

PENMART10@aol.com circa the late 90s said:
8. Meeter's Kraut Juice (Stokely USA): Yes, that's sauerkraut juice, which is even worse than it sounds. The taste and smell can be a bit, well, harsh, but KJ is reputed by its fans to have certain medicinal benefits (as a source of vitamin C, cure for intestinal bugs, etc.), which adds up to a classic case of the cure being worse than the disease.

7. Guycan Corned Mutton with Juices Added (Bedessee Imports): The best thing about this Uruguayan canned good is the very pouty-looking sheep on the package label--he seems to be saying, "Go on, eat me already." The second-best thing is the presence of both "cooked mutton" and "mutton" in the ingredients listing, which would seem to have all the mutton bases covered.

6. Armour Pork Brains in Milk Gravy (Dial Corp.): If you're really looking to clog up those arteries in a hurry, you'll be pleased to learn that a single serving of pork brains has 1,170 percent of our recommended daily cholesterol intake. All the more ingenious, then, that the label on this product helpfully features a recipe for brains and scrambled eggs.

5. Sweet Sue Canned Whole Chicken (Sweet Sue Kitchens, Inc.): From its size (think growth-impaired Cornish hen) to its overall appearance (it's stewed in a quivering mass of aspic goop), this product may change forever your idea of what constitutes a chicken. Gives new meaning to the old line about meat "falling off the bone."

4. Musk Life Savers (Nestle Confectionery): You may think musk is a scent, but over in Australia, they think it's a candy flavor. A candy flavor that tastes disturbingly like raw meat, to be precise. But what did you expect from a country where everyone happily consumes Vegemite?

3. Blind Robins Smoked Ocean Herring (recently discontinued by Bar Food Products): Possibly the world's most bizarre prepackaged tavern snack. Interestingly, the product's titular robin isn't actually blind, he's blindfolded--the better, presumably, to avoid looking at these heavily salted herring strips, which look like giant slugs.

2. Kylmaenen Reindeer Pate` (Kylmaenen Oy): This Finnish canned good may not be particulary tasty, but at least it answers the age-old question of why Rudolph was so eager for that safe, steady job on Santa's sleigh team--he didn't want to end up a cracker spread.

1. Tengu Clam Jerky (Tengu Co.): Nothing you've ever consumed can prepare you for the horror that is clam jerky. Still, this product does score a sort of conceptual coup: If you're the sort who's always found raw clams too slimy and gelatinous for your taste, these dried, shriveled mollusks will help you dislike clams on a whole new level.
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Mmmmm. Clam jerky.

FnordChan, who comes from an area that occasionally hosts chitlin eating contests.
 
Perfectly Kosher!
 
The rabbit head looks good!

Balut kicks ass. Even as I'm staring at the face of the duckling I still look forward to the deliciousnedd of it.

Durian is one of the best foods ever NO LIE. It tastes much different than it smells.
 
4. Musk Life Savers (Nestle Confectionery): You may think musk is a scent, but over in Australia, they think it's a candy flavor. A candy flavor that tastes disturbingly like raw meat, to be precise. But what did you expect from a country where everyone happily consumes Vegemite?
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The fuck?

Musk Life Savers are fucking fantastic.

Tastes disturbingly like raw meat? Get the fuck outta here.
 
I've had baconnaise. I got some for my dad for Xmas. It's actually REALLY good. I just put it on deli sandwiches for lunch in place of regular mayo and it was honestly fantastic.
 
GDJustin said:
I've had baconnaise. I got some for my dad for Xmas. It's actually REALLY good. I just put it on deli sandwiches for lunch in place of regular mayo and it was honestly fantastic.
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Isn't it made by the bacon salt people? If so, it must be good.
 
jimmbow said:
WAIT WTF!!!!??? I thought a hamburger in a can was just the meat, but tis the whole fucking thing????????????????? Who the fuck eats it????????
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It's the whole thing. You boil a pot of water and stick the can in it for 10 minutes and then its done.
 
WTF is wrong with the Asian continent and their fascination will all nasty ass egg shit? Then again, maybe its just me, seeing as I won't eat anything from southeast asia at all :lol
 
JodyAnthony said:
i don't know. they just sound gross to me.
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I tried one for kicks.

It's like a really salty egg with a jello-ish texture. It's almost like clay.

Nothing special about it.
 
Nothing in this thread is as bad as those half grown fertilized eggs boiled. You open it and theres a half mangled baby bird inside, sickening.
 
Grug said:
The fuck?

Musk Life Savers are fucking fantastic.

Tastes disturbingly like raw meat? Get the fuck outta here.
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Yeah i agree, makes me wanna try the others to see if hes just bullshitting about tasting them :lol
 
that chicken in a can is easily the worst thing posted in this thread. I would vomit out every hole in my body if I saw it in person.
 
koam said:
Isn't it made by the bacon salt people? If so, it must be good.
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Yes, it is. I'm pretty sure the "secret recipe" is just Bacon Salt + Mayonnaise :lol. But I don't care. It's honestly a REALLY good sandwich spread. I'm normally not a big fan of just plain lunch meat sandwiches, but I had those Baconnaise ones over Xmas, and I'm still thinking about them...
 
FnordChan said:
4. Musk Life Savers (Nestle Confectionery): You may think musk is a scent, but over in Australia, they think it's a candy flavor. A candy flavor that tastes disturbingly like raw meat, to be precise. But what did you expect from a country where everyone happily consumes Vegemite?
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WTF how on earth do they taste like raw meat, trust me these candy's are awesome.
 
my cousin just sent me this so i have to share. it's from sweden. It's fish roe in a tube, mixed with bananas.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S with FISH EGGS

 
It really IS a Southern/Rural America thing. My grandparents used to eat breaded brain sandwiches when I was a kid. They also ate beef tongue sandwiches from meat which had been sauteed in olive oil.

I have to say that, while I never tried either, or fried bologna, which they also ate religiously, both smelled fantastic when they were cooking in the kitchen. I couldn't reconcile eating brains/tongue while never thinking twice about steaks/pork roast.

Squirrel and rabbit gravy over biscuits, however, were both little slices of hilbilly heaven....
 
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