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The worst movie reboot ever

I think the success of Minecraft proved categorically that these younger people do not want our warmed up leftovers. They do not want remakes of boomer stuff like RoboCop. Not just that they suck, if they are interested they can just watch RoboCop.

But I think increasingly even the people they are targeting do not want remakes. Again, we can just watch the original.
I think there are some IPs that could stand to be remade. Last Starfighter, for example, could be AWESOME now, especially as we have almost no space adventure stories anymore. They Live is another one, even MORE relevant now than it was in the 80's. And sure the Carpenter remakes like The Fog or Precinct 13 were less than stellar, that's because those films were remade with NO MESSAGE, where as They Live...holy shit that movie was prophetic!

Or hit up mostly forgotten films with a little nugget of goodness. Something like The Wraith or The Explorers or Cloak and Dagger. Films that have a core of humanity, an eternally resonant premise, but the technology was a bit too under-developed or high concept for the audience of the time.

There is a loss of a sense of wonder, adventure, and, dare I say it, optimisim, in films today. They don't feel like slices of Americana dealing with relatable problems in extraordinary circumstances (like The Goonies), they just fell soulless and flat, rather than being a distillation of one experience, they pick and grab from across the spectrum, making a dilute and tasteless blend. It's why, I think, the remakes largely fail. Not because they swap out genders or races, but because the final product doesn't FEEL authentic to the new characters. That's why Sinners works so well, you really get that vibe of 20's Black South (whether it's accurate or not, it FEELS right). In 20 years if someone tries to remake it with a bunch of urban teens of all sorts of ethnicities and religions starting up a rave club or whatever, it likely just wouldn't work.
 
King Kong from 1976 is considered a bad reboot, but I had such a crush on Jessica Lange ...

Karate Kid with Jaden comes in mind or the Conan remake from 2011.
 
Ghostbusters.

Snow White is an easy one that its just he default, everything other suggestion is just asking for #2 worst
 
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I watched this over Halloween and found it hilarious(and creepy) due to Cage's notorious over acting.

'How'd it get burned!' 'How'd it get burned!'

Oh, and Nightmare on Elm Street was never good, so can't dis the reboot too much.
 
Ghostbusters.

Snow White is an easy one that its just he default, everything other suggestion is just asking for #2 worst
I have not seen those beyond a few clips, so you're probably right, but it is hard for me to imagine a movie worse than the live action Ghost in a shell.
 
Hollywood has pumped out so many trash remakes I have a hard time even remembering some of them. But most of the notorious ones have already been mentioned. I knew Ghostbusters was gonna be trash so I didn't even bother to see it when it released but when I did see it a couple of years ago I immediately regretted it. It was so fucking bad I couldn't believe my eyes. But the worst offender is a Nightmare of Elm Street 2010. It's the biggest load of fuck I've ever seen. As a huge Elm Street fan I went to the cinemas for this one and it turned out to be biggest dung heap in cinema history. It made Freddy's Dead look like Citizen Kane and it completely ruined the IP in one fell swoop, as evidenced by the franchise put on indefinite hold and the director going into exile never working in the industry again (it was his first and only feature film to date).
 
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I remember reading somewhere that the star wars sequel trilogy was offered to the peter jackson/fran walsh/philippa boyens team. turned down of course.
 
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Im generally not a hater and most people would call me fairly amicable, but I really did not enjoy fantastic four (2015). I remember seeing it with one of my friends who is a film/television nut and he goes up to me and says "that was alright". It was after that I started to not take his praise or criticism of media as seriously as I once did before.
 
Not sure if this qualifies, but turning TIME BANDITS into whatever that TV show thing was is a crime against humanity, which I feel was probably the point.
 
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