And he wants people to like him so he can get hits. Why else would he care whether people like it?Taxman said:He's not mean because he wants hits, he's mean because people don't like it when he's nice.
Bliddo said:
JavaMava said:wait wait wait wait wait.
and MMOFPSRPG? I've gotta try that out... will there be a subscription fee?
cleveridea said:So I do sections of that last level over and over again to 'win' . . . but I die anyway . . . AND I DON"T EVEN GET TO SEE MYSELF KILLED! WTF?
you need to watch the credits through, because at the end theres another cutscene where this is more than explained
speculawyer said:Damn . . . and I don't think I saved the game since the first flood . . . that's a long way to play again to win. I guess I'll up the difficulty and start over from the beginning.
The warthogs and scarabs are the coolest thing in Halo 3.
What does that stand for? I guess nothing . . . I guess he is just trying to pronounce MMORRPGer?Phoenix 2.0 said:This one is the best one yet. MUMOPUGER is the new best term ever.
Yeah, but I guess he had to address the huge public spectacle that Halo 3 has become. But on the game, I think he really nailed the crazy driving AI and the needlessly confusing story.electricpirate said:Edit: as for the review, started off good, but he went into "Halo is popular hurr hurr" land, where it lost the creativity. I was looking foward to Yahtzee smashing my favorite 360 game, and am a little disapointed in his execution.
Just load up Rally Point Alpha on the last level if you just want to see the ending again (starts you off just afterspeculawyer said:Damn . . . and I don't think I saved the game since the first flood . . . that's a long way to play again to win. I guess I'll up the difficulty and start over from the beginning.
Son of Godzilla said:The Halo 3 one simply wasn't funny. The only thing that even came close to being was the Bioshock "lowering my standards" thing, but even that was kinda meh as it doesn't particularly make sense. I'd toss it up to Halo being so incredibly popular that people bitch about it plenty enough and him picking some fairly boring things to bitch about.
The Tabula Rasa one was gold though.
I only disliked the wanker salad parts, the rest seemed spot on funny as usual.Linkzg said:this new one was hilarious
Rufus said:*handjob*
*double handjob*
"That was the worst sequence I have ever done."
:lol
I refuse to knowJDSN said:So what was the name of the weapon? :lol
Rufus said:*handjob*
*double handjob*
"That was the worst sequence I have ever done."
:lol
Here's what you missed at the end of the credits, if you dont want to do it yourself.speculawyer said:3) And that Ending . . . .So I do sections of that last level over and over again to 'win' . . . but I die anyway . . . AND I DON"T EVEN GET TO SEE MYSELF KILLED! WTF?
Awesome.explodet said:Yahtzee's new review: The Orange Box!
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/art...ctuation/2541-Zero-Punctuation-The-Orange-Box
Aww, someone's ass is sore from Yahtzee reaming their favorite mediocre 360 game.Broktune said:When unknown gaming sites give well received/well reviewed games low scores, they are hammered with countless accusations. Mainly due to wanting to get publicity for their site. When you eventually read the review, it is usually shit. They got their hits, mission accomplished. I now feel the same with Zero punctuation/Yahtzee.
Hmmm, do I see a pattern? Bioshock, well received/reviewed. Hey, Yahtzee, why don't you create one of them there witty review things that bashes the game. Our site needs the hits. A month later, Halo 3 drops, same result. I would like to see him review a game BEFORE the masses so he doesn't have the chance to be oh so witty.
I know, I know, I just don't get it. No I do. I loved his past reviews, but the last two games (which are just unbelievably great games) getting thrashed for the reasons he says. I don't buy it. And I found that there was much less humor in this review than any of the past. This was just an all out assault on anyone that likes the game.
He should just go The Angry Video Game Nerd route and review past "bad" games and inject his unique humor into it. I know his site needs the pub, but I think he can do better.
He hasn't "done" Battlestations Midway yet.firex said:Aww, someone's arse is sore from Yahtzee reaming their favourite mediocre 360 game.
When unknown gaming sites give well received/well reviewed games low scores, they are hammered with countless accusations. Mainly due to wanting to get publicity for their site. When you eventually read the review, it is usually shit. They got their hits, mission accomplished. I now feel the same with Zero punctuation/Yahtzee.
Hmmm, do I see a pattern? Bioshock, well received/reviewed. Hey, Yahtzee, why don't you create one of them there witty review things that bashes the game. Our site needs the hits. A month later, Halo 3 drops, same result. I would like to see him review a game BEFORE the masses so he doesn't have the chance to be oh so witty.
I know, I know, I just don't get it. No I do. I loved his past reviews, but the last two games (which are just unbelievably great games) getting thrashed for the reasons he says. I don't buy it. And I found that there was much less humor in this review than any of the past. This was just an all out assault on anyone that likes the game.
He should just go The Angry Video Game Nerd route and review past "bad" games and inject his unique humor into it. I know his site needs the pub, but I think he can do better.
Mamesj said:It was only a matter of time before someone cried about Yahtzee-- "It's funny until he attacks the games I like, wahhhhh "