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[wenis]

Go see a doctor?

 

[Vipershark]

The zombies are dead, correct?
That would mean they're still dead, rotting flesh.

Since it's nearing summer and getting hot, it'd be as simple as staying alive until the zombies are overcome by heat and rot away.

Or, if you're somewhere really cold, let them freeze solid and then take a sledgehammer and go to work.

Either way, avoid supermarkets and wal-mart like the plague.

 

[thirty]

Are these zombies the traditional slow zombies or the new skool sprinters and leapers?

 

[CzarTim]

Are these zombies the traditional slow zombies or the new skool sprinters and leapers?

Slow.

 

[ArjanN]

I would lock the door and windows. Then play video games.


Anyway,
in Hollywood-fantasy-land everyone would go on an awesome zombie killing spree.

In reality everyone would just curl up into a corner and wet themselves.

 

[Jal]

Download the internet before it breaks.

 

[koam]

GRRR title is so misleading.

 

[WEGGLES]

Thought this was about the band..,.

 

[quickwhips]

Get a gun and start quoting actions movies from the 80s as i killed zombies.

 

[Silver_DNA]

Go see a doctor?

Ask your doctor about zobitrol. Side effects may include sluggishness, decayed skin, brain cravings, and in some rare cases, death.

 

[tonkatsu_ramen]

I would immediately gather supplies and head to the nearest gun shop or military base.

 

[Nakazato]

I would immediately gather supplies and head to the nearest gun shop or military base.

dont know about the base the military is most likely the ones that cause the outbreak in the 1st place

 

[thirty]

Get a dirt bike, semi-auto rifle, and a Hotori Hanzo samurai sword.

 

[Apath]

Get a dirt bike, semi-auto rifle, and a Hotori Hanzo samurai sword.

Give us a ring when that sword gets stuck in some dead sponge flesh and you get over run.

 

[ZAK]

Nothing. Zombies don't exist and are overrated.

.

 

[Shanadeus]

I go to the nearest bunker complex and live there happily ever after while me and other survivors wait for all the zombies to die out naturally.

Then we retake the earth yay!

 

[ZephyrFate]

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK

 

[nyprimus2]

A must read.

 

[Prez]

We should take pictures of the zombies and start a "would you hit that?" thread.

Zombie has sharp knees.

 

[big_z]

god dammit why is there a gamefaqs thread on gaf?

 

[Host Samurai]

Its not the Zombies I would be worried about. Once they become Crimson Heads, now that will be a bitch.

 

[Wes]

I run to the nearest boat/helicopter/lift, crouch-jumping over obstacles, putting vending machines behind me to barricade entrances, and wait for the nukes to come.

 

[Yen]

Hide in the attic and survive on my dads emergency, nuclear war food supply.
It'll make one hell of a movie when the outbreak is over.

 

[Santiako]

Get the anal beads.

Anal bees?!

 

[Zeppu]

Anal bees?!

Anal beads!

 

[El Sloth]

According to the work of Max Brooks, zombies can walk on the bottom of the ocean.

Some decomposed bodies get bloated with bodily fluids and stuff and float.

 

[Joe Prodigy]

Anal beads!

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

..........we'll see who brings home more honey!

Oh, and my roommate and I would go save my grandma, then go into survival mode.

 

[G-Fex]

It's the dawn of the dead
I think you heard me right
Evil corpses rising form the grave
The dead will walk tonight
They're gonna want your bones
They're gonna want your skulls
They're gonna want everything you've got
Are you willing to give it up?
It's all the same

It's the dawn of the dead
It's the dawn of the dead

And the forces of evil marched on...

But seriously I'd plant like 50 pea shooters, 30 stomping squashes and a hell of a lot of those man eating plants.

Then I'd be equipped with a Machine gun with godhand perk, seekers perk, armor perk, venom perk, and then the advances versions of those perks.

 

[ElectricBlue187]

Go to the nearest gun/outdoorsmen store, pick up some benelli nova h20 pump shotguns for however many survivors are with me, as many shells as I can carry. Along with a pack, tent and other stuff, try to find a boat, go live on an island

 

[NotWii]

I take my trusty shovel http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=394217
Lock the doors
Call people to see what their situation is and explain the rules of surviving a zombie apocalypse
Arm everybody in the house/make molotovs/take anything we may need later like medkits and pills
Fight our way to the car
Drive to the nearest shopping center
Barricade ourselves inside with other survivors
Eat/drink/rearm/try to send for help
If nobody comes, we'll have to drive our way out of there, Jimmy Gibbs Jr style

 

[Majmun]

FREE SHOPPING

 

[Drahcir]

Go to the Winchester.

 

[Sabotage]

 

[Linkified]

Nearly summer a giant magnifying glass to concentrate the sun on them to make them burn.

 

[bob_arctor]

According to the work of Max Brooks, zombies can walk on the bottom of the ocean.

Max Brooks is just biting off of Fulci's Zombie. There they even fought and ate sharks if I remember correctly.

 

[Minamu]

I'd get some books that make my portable chainsaws last longer. Maybe a paddle too.

Edit: Shit, forgot my duct ta *dies*

 

[sneakypete]

We should take pictures of the zombies and start a "would you hit that?" thread.

Last night my friends and I were discussing a Zombie movie a friend of ours is writing and got on the topic of a Zombie porno flick. To spice it up though we'd make it where the Zombies are trying to eat the humans, and the humans fuck Zombies for sport/pleasure.

Whatdya think GAF? You guys would buy it right?


Oh and back on topic, I guess I'd fuck 'em.

 

[MrPing1000]

I live in Northern Ireland.

Theres more guns here than the rest of the UK. First stop is army barracks 10minutes away. Get some guns.

Then a full tank of gas. Car filled with food, mostly tinned.

Then I'd probably head south west. Get to a part of Ireland with a low population. Find a house on high ground. Begin salvaging nearby to reinforce my base of operations. Make fun runs when necessary.

 

[Arment]

Get in my car and drive to the gun stores. Those guys are going to want some extra hands. Survival in numbers.

 

[Gully State]

I've got a green thumb ...

 

[Vipershark]

I recall a writing-gaf thread a while ago and the theme was zombie apocylapse.

One of the participants wrote about a guy with a crowbar living in his attic, and how he had a ladder that he would use to access the attic and he'd shut the door and keep it up there with him when he slept.

Assuming the zombies are stupid and slow, this would be a good solution.

Even if the zombies somehow get into your house, they aren't smart enough to pull down the attic door, and even if they somehow do, there is no way for them to climb up into the attic.

If all else fails, the attic is stocked with food and weapons for a last-ditch effort at survival.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Ctrl + F: FHUTA

"No results."

GAF, you let me down.

 

[revolverjgw]

Stand on the roof of my house and yell "Bah weep granah weep ninny bong", then instruct the newly friendly zombies within earshot to start yelling it and it will spread around the town and we'd have a party

 

[Aegus]

Dance to Thriller with my zombie friends.

 

[Xavien]

I'd release the triffids and then kill the triffids afterwards with the survivors i would've found while the zombies were distracted with the triffids.

Seriously, Triffids are like the anti-zombie.

 

[Plywood]

Could some of the old geezers well-aged GAFfers tell me what was the problem about the slow prodding zombies? You could outrun them. The new ones seem a lot more problematic, imo.

 

[Stahsky]

Could some of the old geezers well-aged GAFfers tell me what was the problem about the slow prodding zombies? You could outrun them. The new ones seem a lot more problematic, imo.

Yeah, if shit got out of hand, just briskly walk in the other direction.

 

[DNF]

Why would you fight them, when you could just work with them ?

 

[Pandaman]

Anal bees?!

are actually more closely related to hornets.

 

[Kozak]

Get a fuckload of rice + noodles and camp it out in my 3rd floor apartment. Enjoy your death suckers.