GutsOfThor
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This is like one of my worst nightmares. I'm going to be paranoid as all hell when I get in my truck in the morning now OP.
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There's a black widow in my wife's car
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Poltergust
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Yeah I would go with a fumigation route, she could possible have an egg sack in there which will make the problem 1000% times worse.
Fumigate the car, and then vacuum everything out from under the seat as thoroughly as humanly possible. Don't leave the windows cracked anymore
Ugh, why did evolution give spiders the ability to give birth to like a million offspring at once? I absolutely hate it. =(
Give up your Neogaf account and arrangements will be made.
Came here for this. Was not disappointed.
It was partly a play on my name, partly me giving him a bit of shit 'cause I'm an Aussie and I would have taken care of it faster than he could type up the OP.
in time, you can feed it small animals, and finally children!
Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew
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Take it for a car wash. Get full interior detailing. Ask for money back if it's still there.
Black widows are not very aggressive spiders, and as long as you're not pressing against the spider it won't try to bite you.
Still, feel free to wear gloves.
I'd be surprised considering how common Latrodectus is, at least in the states.
Good idea. Can't spoil it too much though.
WonkyPanda
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Sorry, SpiderGaf.
I really wanted things to end well, but it was either the spider or me hearing my wife all night about how she's going to die.
I placed a long blade of grass in the web and started to move it a little. Spider came out slowly and then I started to move the grass a bit quicker and she came up to the grass. She wouldn't budge after that, and I knew that this was the best shot I had to get it. Lit her up with a good helping of RAID and then a Gears-style curb stomp.
Confirm the kill:
I really wanted things to end well, but it was either the spider or me hearing my wife all night about how she's going to die.
I placed a long blade of grass in the web and started to move it a little. Spider came out slowly and then I started to move the grass a bit quicker and she came up to the grass. She wouldn't budge after that, and I knew that this was the best shot I had to get it. Lit her up with a good helping of RAID and then a Gears-style curb stomp.
Confirm the kill:
No worries, she has thousands of relatives plotting their revenge anyways.
flatearthpandas
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And good riddance to her.
WonkyPanda
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You better move out the house before its homeboys come after you. It's open season on your ass now. Brap Brap.
theusedversion
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Drown it by pushing the car into a river or lake. Spiders can't breathe underwater. Guaranteed to work, OP.
Officer.Sanchez
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Hazelhurst
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WD-40 works well for killing black widows if you didn't want to use Raid.
Unmasked Ferret
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Good job OP now make sure there weren't any eggs, and be sure to read all the messages of revenge written in the spider webs around your home from now on.
User 100115
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Yep, vacuum the living shit out of the car. Everywhere under the seats, floor boards, etc. The egg sac will look like a little ball of cotton.
Acrylic7
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I had a dead black widow land near my hand while working with my dad. Almost did a black flip.
A black flip is a backflip done by a black person with slave feet. Picture a Kangaroo with a bunny in its pouch on a trampoline wearing anti gravity boots on the moon.
Op should still fumigate the car just to be safe. Don't they make those caned fumigator things at Walmart? That venom is no joke.
A black flip is a backflip done by a black person with slave feet. Picture a Kangaroo with a bunny in its pouch on a trampoline wearing anti gravity boots on the moon.
Op should still fumigate the car just to be safe. Don't they make those caned fumigator things at Walmart? That venom is no joke.
Premium Quality
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Poor Spider-Bro just wanted to go out cruising with you. ._.
Ha, you think we don't have black widows?
I chortled, can you not contact an anti venom type place and get them to come get it?
StylesClash
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How'd that shit even happen in the first place?
killed one the other day, there's plenty around my house
darkwing-buck
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Twilight Gap
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Listen OP, your wife has to go to work and you have to pay bills. Are you going to let one insignificant creature vandalize your stuff, waste your time and govern your day to day life? Man the fuck up and take a massive shit all over its web to assert your dominance.
Oh OP already got it. Good job.
Oh OP already got it. Good job.
DeadlyParasite
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I approve of the OP's results. There can only be exterminatus when it comes to these things.
Should have been the first post, frankly.
foxuzamaki
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Speaking of which, I need to get back to reading that
Princess Viola
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op the spider mafia gonna come after you
godspeed
godspeed
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OP what have you done about the egg sac?
You monster. But I guess that you get some points for actually taking care of it.
way more
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Look up if you can kill them with heat. Then all you need to do is drive the car in the middle of a parking lot and let it bake for several days.
buy a fucking CDC bio-hazard suit first, or course.
what is an aussie?
buy a fucking CDC bio-hazard suit first, or course.
what is an aussie?
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