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Upon entering the drawing room Stanley turned to look at me.
"Ah", he began, "I was just busy admiring your collection of Japanese pictorial novels."
He pulled one of the shelf. It sported a green covering depicting two females one giving a piggyback to the other.
"'Tuez-moi bébé' am I correct?"
"Yes", I responded, "I had heard good things about it from some of the gentlemen down at the NeoGAF club".
"Hmmm. And would you recommend it?"
"Yes!"
"Then I'm afraid I'll pass", he put the book back on the shelf.
"What's wrong?" I asked with a bemused face.
"I'm afraid it comes down to that old chestnut", a mischievous grin appeared on his face, "Your tastes are shit! THEY'RE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
And with that he tipped up his fedora and left, but not before turning around to stick out his tongue and pull down on one of his bottom eyelids.
All I could do was shrug my shoulders and think to myself "I wonder what the chaps at NeoGAF will think about this."
 
BGBW said:
Upon entering the drawing room Stanley turned to look at me.
"Ah", he began, "I was just busy admiring your collection of Japanese pictorial novels."
He pulled one of the shelf. It sported a green covering depicting two females one giving a piggyback to the other.
"'Tuez-moi bébé' am I correct?"
"Yes", I responded, "I had heard good things about it from some of the gentlemen down at the NeoGAF club".
"Hmmm. And would you recommend it?"
"Yes!"
"Then I'm afraid I'll pass", he put the book back on the shelf.
"What's wrong?" I asked with a bemused face.
"I'm afraid it comes down to that old chestnut", a mischievous grin appeared on his face, "Your tastes are shit! THEY'RE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
And with that he tipped up his fedora and left, but not before turning around to stick out his tongue and pull down on one of his bottom eyelids.
All I could do was shrug my shoulders and think to myself "I wonder what the chaps at NeoGAF will think about this."
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Dead, mang. Fucking dead. lol
 
BGBW said:
Upon entering the drawing room Stanley turned to look at me.
"Ah", he began, "I was just busy admiring your collection of Japanese pictorial novels."
He pulled one of the shelf. It sported a green covering depicting two females one giving a piggyback to the other.
"'Tuez-moi bébé' am I correct?"
"Yes", I responded, "I had heard good things about it from some of the gentlemen down at the NeoGAF club".
"Hmmm. And would you recommend it?"
"Yes!"
"Then I'm afraid I'll pass", he put the book back on the shelf.
"What's wrong?" I asked with a bemused face.
"I'm afraid it comes down to that old chestnut", a mischievous grin appeared on his face, "Your tastes are shit! THEY'RE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
And with that he tipped up his fedora and left, but not before turning around to stick out his tongue and pull down on one of his bottom eyelids.
All I could do was shrug my shoulders and think to myself "I wonder what the chaps at NeoGAF will think about this."
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I want a full length GAF-man novel now.
 
pulga said:
Damn, I wonder which butthurt banned poster wrote this.
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Middle schooler with a thesaurus?
 
BGBW said:
Upon entering the drawing room Stanley turned to look at me.
"Ah", he began, "I was just busy admiring your collection of Japanese pictorial novels."
He pulled one of the shelf. It sported a green covering depicting two females one giving a piggyback to the other.
"'Tuez-moi bébé' am I correct?"
"Yes", I responded, "I had heard good things about it from some of the gentlemen down at the NeoGAF club".
"Hmmm. And would you recommend it?"
"Yes!"
"Then I'm afraid I'll pass", he put the book back on the shelf.
"What's wrong?" I asked with a bemused face.
"I'm afraid it comes down to that old chestnut", a mischievous grin appeared on his face, "Your tastes are shit! THEY'RE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
And with that he tipped up his fedora and left, but not before turning around to stick out his tongue and pull down on one of his bottom eyelids.
All I could do was shrug my shoulders and think to myself "I wonder what the chaps at NeoGAF will think about this."
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What a way to wake up on a Wednesday!
 
BGBW said:
Upon entering the drawing room Stanley turned to look at me.
"Ah", he began, "I was just busy admiring your collection of Japanese pictorial novels."
He pulled one of the shelf. It sported a green covering depicting two females one giving a piggyback to the other.
"'Tuez-moi bébé' am I correct?"
"Yes", I responded, "I had heard good things about it from some of the gentlemen down at the NeoGAF club".
"Hmmm. And would you recommend it?"
"Yes!"
"Then I'm afraid I'll pass", he put the book back on the shelf.
"What's wrong?" I asked with a bemused face.
"I'm afraid it comes down to that old chestnut", a mischievous grin appeared on his face, "Your tastes are shit! THEY'RE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
And with that he tipped up his fedora and left, but not before turning around to stick out his tongue and pull down on one of his bottom eyelids.
All I could do was shrug my shoulders and think to myself "I wonder what the chaps at NeoGAF will think about this."
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So NeoGaf is a club now? The NeoGaf Social Club?

Do we have a golf court?
 
So who is going to play the part of Bish for the inevitable Hollywood film? Cboat?

Fiction said:
Especially since ff.net banned porn.

AO3 forever!



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They did? Weird, my porn stories are- I mean down with porn! Down with with all kinds of lemon fics, be it yuri, yaoi, trans, incest, or straight!
 
How did I not see this thread when it was first posted!? Oh god this is great. (thanks Thezez from the tumbler con thread)

RionaaM said:
What is wrong with these people?
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They are bitter banned users who have nothing better to do that shit on a forum about games to prove how mature they are.
 
Chariot said:
Well his profile says, that he is the author of Guerilla Internet and links to the amazon page of said book. It's either the author or an imposter.
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I'm going to assume you're saying this because you don't think I believe he is the author, and not because this is your reasoning for why it's totally okay to ruin his life.
 
I'm not sure what to think about that plot. On one hand EA does spend large amounts of money on Online Viral marketers(ing). It's been proven that, at least on 4chan. they have people paid to balance negativity in threads and hand out freebies.On the other hunting someone over a leaked game sound stupid even for EA. Now something on the scale of CBOAT could be believable. CBOAT was leaking things for 10 years so hiring someone to track him down would be reasonable, killing though... I don't know.
 
Rapstah said:
I'm going to assume you're saying this because you don't think I believe he is the author, and not because this is your reasoning for why it's totally okay to ruin his life.
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Right, sorry, I didn't read your post properly. Seem just to jumped at the "right".
Good demur. But we aren't 4chan anyway. What would a few enraged Gaffers do? Send him angry gifs?
 
SuicidalSteve made a tweet and had a reply. To 'are you a member at NeoGAF?':

Not actively, no. I surveyed structure and embellished tone for various segments of the book, but I'm not a contributor.
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Embellished tone!?!?

I'm just endlessly curious how he could come to the conclusion that that was a plausible representation of us, largely. Although that statement makes me think that it was more a real-world name applied to the characterisation he wanted to write.
 
I don't understand why anyone would mention GAF in their books knowing we have a tendency to rip everything apart... it could ruin the author's reputation (HAHAHAHAHA!)
 
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