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There's a major development regarding Sydney Sweeney

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I saw Sweeney NSFW thinking Tim Sweeney and clicked immediately. You bamboozled me damn it. Don't need to see some basic white girl shit.
 
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Selling bathwater, spit, panties, etc is just an offshoot form of sex work which is valid. I am fine with this.
 
Is that what the e-thot bathwater was supposed to be for. Were you supposed to re-bathe in it? That shit never made any sense to me.

Integrating Sydney Sweeney's bathwater into a bar of soap and then greasing up my entire body with it? I've got to say this product makes perfect sense and will have a market.
 
Some mega nerd is gonna buy that soap and hold onto it for years waiting for human cloning to become a reality for the plebs and try to produce a young Sydney Sweeney only to find out it's bathwater from some random dude that worked at Dr Squatch.
 
Some of you.


Heh heh, "medum grit".

Now the REAL ploy is to have Sydney Sweeney and Ana De Arms have an oil wrestling contest, then go roll in sand, then hose them both off and make soap form THAT, including little bits of the sand in the soap.

Dr. Squatch, I have a MILLION other ideas like this for folks with no dignity :P
 
Some mega nerd is gonna buy that soap and hold onto it for years waiting for human cloning to become a reality for the plebs and try to produce a young Sydney Sweeney only to find out it's bathwater from some random dude that worked at Dr Squatch.

100 % guaranteed it's not actually Sydney's bathwater. Or any woman's.
 


I know what I'm asking from my wife for Christmas.

"Let that soak in -- the "Euphoria" star has teamed up with Dr. Squatch Soap Co. for the Bathwater Bliss bar, complete with a certificate confirming it's made from the very water she's bathed in, as well as some outdoorsy notes in a nod to her Pacific Northwest roots."

Simps. Simps are 100% to blame for this nasty shit. This is fucking disgusting.
 
"Let that soak in -- the "Euphoria" star has teamed up with Dr. Squatch Soap Co. for the Bathwater Bliss bar, complete with a certificate confirming it's made from the very water she's bathed in, as well as some outdoorsy notes in a nod to her Pacific Northwest roots."

Simps. Simps are 100% to blame for this nasty shit. This is fucking disgusting.
I hope she farts in it. Oh wait... ...that is probably a thing. Not going to google it to find out.

edit -I should pay attention. I got my answer from dragonyeuw dragonyeuw above.
 
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Selling bathwater, spit, panties, etc is just an offshoot form of sex work which is valid. I am fine with this.
True story a girl I work with offered to sell me a pair of her worn knickers - we never progressed the transaction though.
 
There was a time where Hollywood actors wouldn't do ads because it was unseemly and they wanted to project an image of class, style, sophistication. They'd do some ads in Japan where nobody in the US or Europe would see them.

There was a bit of a double standard, advertising perfume and aftershave was fine, so was advertising luxury watches, that was generally accepted. It was part of the brand to some degree - you can be stylish and cool like these people. I always thought it was baffling that it was worth it to George Clooney to sell Nescafé, it totally tarnished his personal brand in my mind. You might say all advertising is the same, but it is different, the product makes it so - he wasn't marketing degreaser or SPAM.

Now, this.

I honestly hope this makes casting agents pause when thinking about who they want in a role. Because though I've seen very little of this woman's work (White Lotus is all, I think), I don't really want to watch films that are associated with used bathwater salesmen. It's something for no class people to do, and I don't think I want to watch their films.

Perhaps nobody will care, but that seems insane to me, too.
 
There was a time where Hollywood actors wouldn't do ads because it was unseemly and they wanted to project an image of class, style, sophistication. They'd do some ads in Japan where nobody in the US or Europe would see them.

There was a bit of a double standard, advertising perfume and aftershave was fine, so was advertising luxury watches, that was generally accepted. It was part of the brand to some degree - you can be stylish and cool like these people. I always thought it was baffling that it was worth it to George Clooney to sell Nescafé, it totally tarnished his personal brand in my mind. You might say all advertising is the same, but it is different, the product makes it so - he wasn't marketing degreaser or SPAM.

Now, this.

I honestly hope this makes casting agents pause when thinking about who they want in a role. Because though I've seen very little of this woman's work (White Lotus is all, I think), I don't really want to watch films that are associated with used bathwater salesmen. It's something for no class people to do, and I don't think I want to watch their films.

Perhaps nobody will care, but that seems insane to me, too.

It's gonna have had her quim dipped in it though.
 
There was a time where Hollywood actors wouldn't do ads because it was unseemly and they wanted to project an image of class, style, sophistication. They'd do some ads in Japan where nobody in the US or Europe would see them.

There was a bit of a double standard, advertising perfume and aftershave was fine, so was advertising luxury watches, that was generally accepted. It was part of the brand to some degree - you can be stylish and cool like these people. I always thought it was baffling that it was worth it to George Clooney to sell Nescafé, it totally tarnished his personal brand in my mind. You might say all advertising is the same, but it is different, the product makes it so - he wasn't marketing degreaser or SPAM.

Now, this.

I honestly hope this makes casting agents pause when thinking about who they want in a role. Because though I've seen very little of this woman's work (White Lotus is all, I think), I don't really want to watch films that are associated with used bathwater salesmen. It's something for no class people to do, and I don't think I want to watch their films.

Perhaps nobody will care, but that seems insane to me, too.
Yes, unfortunately degeneracy is rewarded.
 
There was a time where Hollywood actors wouldn't do ads because it was unseemly and they wanted to project an image of class, style, sophistication. They'd do some ads in Japan where nobody in the US or Europe would see them.

There was a bit of a double standard, advertising perfume and aftershave was fine, so was advertising luxury watches, that was generally accepted. It was part of the brand to some degree - you can be stylish and cool like these people. I always thought it was baffling that it was worth it to George Clooney to sell Nescafé, it totally tarnished his personal brand in my mind. You might say all advertising is the same, but it is different, the product makes it so - he wasn't marketing degreaser or SPAM.

Now, this.

I honestly hope this makes casting agents pause when thinking about who they want in a role. Because though I've seen very little of this woman's work (White Lotus is all, I think), I don't really want to watch films that are associated with used bathwater salesmen. It's something for no class people to do, and I don't think I want to watch their films.

Perhaps nobody will care, but that seems insane to me, too.
I think in 2025 it's pretty clear that any mystique associated with actors was always bullshit and they are on average not people you would think of as normal or good people.

This ad/product makes me think no different of Sydney Sweeney than I ever thought of her. She is beautiful, a meh actor and seems to have a playful personality.
 
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