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[Bluekaveli]

Yeah this is gaf

 

[Muskieratboi]

Exchange your blue balls for "Blue Penis"

Uhh.. dude. that's how cock rings work. They're completely safe, unless you have it on too tight, or for more than about 20 minutes.

The design of this thing is ridiculous, though. that pointy bit would poke into your crotch..

 

[CornBurrito]

bullshit 101

So you know absolutely nothing about the penis, or cock rings.

 

[wanders]

The guy at the end couldn't sound anymore uninterested

 

[PinkCrayon]

I've always wanted to know what my "top speed" was.

 

[Gentleman Jack]

oh damn

 

[Firelord Chargrilled]

I would buy one

 

[kodecraft]

I need a friend's list and daily challenges.

Dude! Day one!

 

[7aged]

Put leaderboards and challenges and this will take off with the dudebros at the bodybuilding forums.
"What's your top speed, bruh?"

 

[JoeInky]

This guy just looks thrilled

 

[TimorousPanda]

This guy just looks thrilled

He wanted to be the In-Bed System Engineer.

 

[M3d10n]

This guy just looks thrilled

Of course he is. Who do you think has to download the debug logs from the units after "testing" and calibrate the motion sensing algorithms "in loco"?

"My work is nothing but dicks"