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[flippedb]

Hope it comes out on Wii U!

 

[ironcreed]

 

[kehs]

hahaha, wow I never knew we had labour day in the UK

They should throw you on the firing squad right next to all the superfluous "u"s.

 

[injurai]

is this one of those new kinect enabled games?

 

[Dark Octave]

First world problems?

Alternative: There's goat feces in my drinking water.

This sounds like the title of a folk song. We should write it.

lol It really does.

 

[Oppo]

Nobody has given this guy the right answer? Geez.

1. Find drinking straw
2. Place finger over one end
3. Place other end on cork bit
4. Lift straw
5. Release finger with straw over sink

Repeat as necessary

 

[Sn4ke_911]

I think that's Bish's avatar in there.

Ah yeah.

 

[Acrylic7]

down, down, x, down, left, triangle, squa....... wait a minute...

 

[kehs]

Nobody has given this guy the right answer? Geez.

1. Find drinking straw
2. Place finger over one end
3. Place other end on cork bit
4. Lift straw
5. Release finger with straw over sink

Repeat as necessary

Holy shit, someone make this guy a mod or admin or evilore.

Edit: I'm seriousl this didn't cross my mind.

 

[Trevelyon]

It's an indie platformer with a not very unique art style and won't be included in the next humble bundle.

 

[Alcoholikaust]

Gameplay is awesome but controls suck

 

[IamMattFox]

You're doin' it right, OP.

 

[Trevelyon]

My buddy chews on the cork 'cause he's such a stinking drunk-Gaiden

 

[Theonik]

Being serious, I had the cork of a bottle of whisky break on me and fall in the bottle once. Not pleasant at all and can ruin the drink inside if it stays too long.

 

[shadyspace]

It's stupid that we still use corks. They don't add anything beyond aesthetics.

 

[Dennis]

What do I do?

Bish please

 

[kehs]

It's stupid that we still use corks. They don't add anything beyond aesthetics.

Corks make great chewing gum.

 

[Devolution]

I'm out of Whiskey OP and Oregon is dry on Sunday at least when it comes to liquor stores.

 

[Ultima_5]

I feel you op. I had this happen once in a bottle of lucky duck wine. You just drink through it and accept the fact that your body may or not be able to digest cork

Bish please

this it to much to handle

edit, get it handle? haahahahahhaha I just noticed that.

 

[Az987]

This sounds like the title of a folk song. We should write it.

I'll get it started.


There's cork in my whiskey
There's cork in my whiskey

I'm feeling lonely and shes feeling frisky
She said don't talk
Just shut up and kiss me


I smell a hit, quick someone add a few lines and I'll pitch it to Lady Antebellum.

 

[Theonik]

It's stupid that we still use corks. They don't add anything beyond aesthetics.

There are legitimate advantages to using cork to store wine and other drinks. Problem is cork has a set lifespan.

 

[shadyspace]

There are legitimate advantages to using cork to store wine and other drinks. Problem is cork has a set lifespan.

Not according to that Cracked article I read that one time!

 

[Tesseract]

This could be the title of an indie physics puzzle game with fluid and buoyancy mechanics.

oh man, make it so.

 

[kehs]

I just swallowed some cork... help me doctor gaf....am I gonna die soon.

 

[evilromero]

Carefully break the bottle on the side of the table and lick the juice off the floor.

 

[Devolution]

I just swallowed some cork... help me doctor gaf....am I gonna die soon.

It's gonna pass. It'll end up in a turd, just hope it's not on the outside or else you'll feel it going out.

 

[jerry1594]

I'm trucking on, but the development felt newsworthy.

How did bish get in there?

 

[Huevos de Oro]

I just swallowed some cork... help me doctor gaf....am I gonna die soon.

Nah, you're just going to shit it. Unless it's a big cork, then it might act as a plug.

 

[radios shipping overview]

Go to a doctor

 

[Curtisaur]

This is why everyone should just drink 40s

 

[evilromero]

Go to a doctor

$10,000 medical bill. Better to just let it pass or possibly rupture the rectum.

 

[kehs]

It's gonna pass. It'll end up in a turd, just hope it's not on the outside or else you'll feel it going out.

My fissures are not liking this bit of news.

 

[Theonik]

http://asset3.neogaf.com/forum/image.php?u=67290&dateline=1344724486
How did bish get in there?

He fell in the whiskey.

 

[Ultima_5]

This is why everyone should just drink 40s

Best nights are ones that start with a 40 of mickeys

 

[marrec]

I'll get it started.


There's cork in my whiskey
There's cork in my whiskey

I'm feeling lonely and shes feeling frisky
She said don't talk
Just shut up and kiss me


I smell a hit, quick someone add a few lines and I'll pitch it to Lady Antebellum.

There's Cork in my Whiskey
Less then before
There's Cork in my Whiskey
While Obama wages war

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

Stop drinking on a Sunday, unless you want a hangover on Monday during work

Who works on Labor Day?

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

Best nights are ones that start with a 40 of mickeys

Hell ya.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Cheesecloth my good dude. Cheese cloth.

 

[kehs]

Who works on Labor Day?

People who spell it "Labour".

 

[Garou]

Alternative: There's goat feces in my drinking water.

 

[Monocle]

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Strain the whiskey through your underwear.

 

[Timedog]

Slap the taste out of that bottle. Tell that bottle it better not cross you again, or you're going to have to deal with it "old style".

 

[Always-honest]

 

[Volimar]

I was hoping this was a euphemism...


Leaving disappointed.

 

[Betta Lines]

There's cork in my whiskey dear Neogaf, dear Neogaf. There's cork in my whiskey dear Neogaf, a cork.

 

[fanboi]

Why would you complain? Unless its too short.

My gf has told me that how short or long doesn't matter as much as the circuit of it.

She keeps reminding me over and over and over and over.