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[birdman]

there's one thing I never understood, why Chuck Norris? Why not Charles Bronson? at least he made good movies

It used to be Vin Diesel jokes, but people realized it was more ironic with Chuck Norris.

 

[GDGF]

It used to be Vin Diesel jokes, but people realized it was more ironic with Chuck Norris.

Exactly. The humor is in the irony. It's the same reason people collected crappy memorabilia from TV shows nobody really gave a damn about during the 90's.


I guess people still do that, but the point still stands.

 

[speculawyer]

A game where a guy tries to have public schools teach the bible and pushes a fundamentalist preacher for a national leader.

No thanks.

 

[drohne]

no dude they should make a mr t ate my balls game

 

[Mamesj]

I suppose a Caturday game sounds like a great fucking idea to the OP too.

Maybe even a game about that All Your Base guy, eh?!

 

[Shinjitsu]

Fuck you.

 

[Tim-E]

I personally want a game where the main character is a monkey and you have to smell your feces and pass out.

 

[Red]

There is a modern Chuck Norris game. It's called Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain and is a fighting game for cellphones. Description reads: "Follow him through jungles, villages, and encampments as he battles the communist forces of today and yesterday!"

Why such power is needed to counter two day old communists is not mentioned, however.

 

[abstract alien]

Chuck Norris is walking home from a coke party across Central Park to his monastery when suddenly...

Sold.

he encounters some black people (every enemy in this game is black).In a coke fueled rage, Chuck Norris must kick the shit out of every black person he sees. Thus begins your adventure.

Double dip.

 

[Tain]

GAMERS

GAMING

chuck NORRIS for the win

FTW

epic win

it's what gamers

DO WANT

no chuck norris game?

FAIL

EPIC FAIL

om nom nom

rape time

owned

divide by zero

i fucking hate you internet people

 

[Shinjitsu]

GAMERS

GAMING

chuck NORRIS for the win

FTW

epic win

it's what gamers

DO WANT

no chuck norris game?

FAIL

EPIC FAIL

om nom nom

rape time

owned

divide by zero

i fucking hate you internet people

Mental breakdown much?=P

 

[Sixfortyfive]

Okay so if I post a bunch of Boston and Shaun comics and you guys don't find them funny I get to paint you as a bunch of stodgy old humourless jerks, right?

Oh man, I love that shit.

 

[Dabanton]

Chuck Norris is a borderline mentally disabled nutcase, fourth-string washed-up actor, and narrow-minded immature religious zealot.

He can do absolutely none of the things ascribed to him.



You are all children.

This right here. The man doesn't deserve anyone's adulation.

 

[Count Dookkake]

I don't agree with the man's take on reality, but I'd love to play a minigame of this scene from Missing in Action 2: The Beginning.

 

[MobiusPigeon]

who is they?

 

[MrNyarlathotep]

Why such power is needed to counter two day old communists is not mentioned, however.

:lol

nice.

 

[CiSTM]

Norris meme is long dead, just let it go.

 

[Feep]

A game where a guy tries to have public schools teach the bible and pushes a fundamentalist preacher for a national leader.

No thanks.

This.

 

[Aselith]

Oh man, I love that shit.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Tain]

Mental breakdown much?=P

I was considering posting captioned pictures, too.

 

[Raw64life]

Norrismania is pretty much over with, but I'd still be all over a fighting game with Norris, Segal, Van Damme, Arnold, the entire cast of the Expendables, etc. as the characters, even if it turned out to be shit which it probably would.

 

[Glass Brain]

God Hand.

 

[ausoff2]

GAMERS

GAMING

chuck NORRIS for the win

FTW

epic win

it's what gamers

DO WANT

no chuck norris game?

FAIL

EPIC FAIL

om nom nom

rape time

owned

divide by zero

i fucking hate you internet people