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I own a pair of skinny jeans. They are uncomfortable and cramp my package. I wore them twice and they will forever collect dust in my closet. I hate tight-fitting pants.
 
Spider from Mars said:
NY Mag said it was ok last year so it must be super ok now.

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I already wear skinny jeans so the step forward isn't that extreme and leggings look dope. I have tried on a couple of pairs that lady friends own and they are comfortable as shit. Anyone else down?
My thigh gap is ready.
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MogCakes said:
I own a pair of skinny jeans. They are uncomfortable and cramp my package. I wore them twice and they will forever collect dust in my closet. I hate tight-fitting pants.
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You made some mistakes. First leggings are not jeans, they're actually probably very comfortable (ned flanders wearing nothing at all). Second, if you get skinny denim then make sure it's got some percentage of stretch material. I get power stretch denim from n&f and they are the single most comfortable pants I've ever had.
 
Also, most designers are gay, so they want this to become common. Because, hot guys in leggings=GUH!

(I agree with the designers, btw)
 
fuck the meggings, OP. You should sport a pair of these if you're tryna show off that delicious bod of yours

idk if u gotta good bod or not, just assuming based on your willingness to rock the leggins lyfe

Kittygirl said:
Also, most designers are gay, so they want this to become common. Because, hot guys in leggings=GUH!

(I agree with the designers, btw)
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Style Fox said:
You made some mistakes. First leggings are not jeans, they're actually probably very comfortable (ned flanders wearing nothing at all). Second, if you get skinny denim then make sure it's got some percentage of stretch material. I get power stretch denim from n&f and they are the single most comfortable pants I've ever had.
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I know they're different, but I don't have experience with leggings to go off of. I guess I'm just not a skinny jeans or tight-fitting pants kind of guy.
 
MogCakes said:
I know they're different, but I don't have experience with leggings to go off of. I guess I'm just not a skinny jeans or tight-fitting pants kind of guy.
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You don't have experience with any Spandex whatsoever? Think something closer to nylons or underwear or even socks. Completely stretchy, you would theoretically have no discomfort whatsoever.

SugarDaddy said:
fuck the meggings, OP. You should sport a pair of these if you're tryna show off that delicious bod of yours
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It's getting to be too cold to wear that out.
 
Dash27 said:
Looks ridiculous but if that's what you're into go for it.

From the article:



Justin Bieber does it so there you go. Lenny Kravitz and Russell Brand can get away with something like that but your standard issue dude will look like the pictures in the OP and above.
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If taking part in following these predecessors alone doesn't tell scream out to you "FASHION WARNING" then just buy them, wear them, and in a few years while you're mowing the lawn have a massive cringe attack thinking back on how foolish you were.
Your children will grow up fatherless as you are bed-ridden. At best your leggings will be converted and used as a colostomy bag, or possibly a massive sperm napkin for a bangbros back-alley gangbang video.

Two of the three people mentioned in that article might just be the worst examples of the virus homo sapien to ever grace the face of the earth.
 
Forget the meggings were can I score those trashbag shoes that other dude is wearing or do I have to make them myself?


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Nostalgic Nightmare said:
If taking part in following these predecessors alone doesn't tell scream out to you "FASHION WARNING" then just buy them, wear them, and in a few years while you're mowing the lawn have a massive cringe attack thinking back on how foolish you were.
Your children will grow up fatherless as you are bed-ridden. At best your leggings will be converted and used as a colostomy bag, or possibly a massive sperm napkin for a bangbros back-alley gangbang video.

Two of the three people mentioned in that article might just be the worst examples of the virus homo sapien to ever grace the face of the earth.
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you might be pretending to care a little bit too much
 
Only if you also wear a leather kilt and buy your denim exclusively from places none of us have ever heard of and you live in an NYC, LA type area. Then it's totally cool and ladies will be like "check that dudes nice buns and penis!"
 
Nostalgic Nightmare said:
If taking part in following these predecessors alone doesn't tell scream out to you "FASHION WARNING" then just buy them, wear them, and in a few years while you're mowing the lawn have a massive cringe attack thinking back on how foolish you were.
Your children will grow up fatherless as you are bed-ridden. At best your leggings will be converted and used as a colostomy bag, or possibly a massive sperm napkin for a bangbros back-alley gangbang video.
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Jokes on you since I don't plan on having children!
 
I have a few pair of leggings, but mostly wear them as pajama pants. During the day, I'm usually rocking the super skinny jeans.
 
Nostalgic Nightmare said:
No, but that is also a possible side effect. The increased heat to your nether regions will boil your sailors alive. Also you will have possible chaffing, and possible risk of batwings.
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None of that happens in tights/leggings. These things are much, much thinner than jeans and most trousers. It especially wouldn't happen in the Uniqlo jeggings he bought. Those look to have plenty of room.
 
Nostalgic Nightmare said:
No, but that is also a possible side effect. The increased heat to your nether regions will boil your sailors alive. Also you will have possible chaffing, and possible risk of batwings.
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8 years of skinny jeans would have already done that. If making me sterile was a side effect then wow, that's fucking rad. Skinny jeans 4lyfe
 
lenovox1 said:
None of that happens in tights/leggings. These things are much, much thinner than jeans and most trousers. It especially wouldn't happen in the Uniqlo jeggings he bought. Those look to have plenty of room.
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Spider from Mars said:
8 years of skinny jeans would have already done that. If making me sterile was a side effect then wow, that's fucking rad. Skinny jeans 4lyfe
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Look I'm going to be honest. back in the 90s I fell into a trap. I bought a pair of Z cavaricci pants. Everyone was doing it, everyone was tight rolling them at the bottoms. I thought to myself hey, these really do show off my ankles while giving me ample thigh room. The pleats at the top show that I'm serious, but the white tag running down my zipper shows that I'm also elite.
I still remember the look in my fathers eyes as I came home off the school bus, tight rolled up. I looked like a washed up MC Hammer groupie that just got off a tour bus. The pain in his eyes said it all. I never tight rolled again, I got out of the game. Eventually we patched up our relationship but it took time. After a year or so he was willing to be seen with me again, he let me go to places like the hardware store with him, and finally he called me "Son" in 1994. It felt so good, I remember now just hearing him say that was better than slipping on a pair of zubaz.

Are there times I miss the Z cavs? Yeah you bet but that game is rough son, i was lucky to get out without a hole in the bottoms.
 
Nostalgic Nightmare said:
Look I'm going to be honest. back in the 90s I fell into a trap. I bought a pair of Z cavaricci pants. Everyone was doing it, everyone was tight rolling them at the bottoms. I thought to myself hey, these really do show off my ankles while giving me ample thigh room. The pleats at the top show that I'm serious, but the white tag running down my zipper shows that I'm also elite.
I still remember the look in my fathers eyes as I came home off the school bus, tight rolled up. I looked like a washed up MC Hammer groupie that just got off a tour bus. The pain in his eyes said it all. I never tight rolled again, I got out of the game. Eventually we patched up our relationship but it took time. After a year or so he was willing to be seen with me again, he let me go to places like the hardware store with him, and finally he called me "Son" in 1994. It felt so good, I remember now just hearing him say that was better than slipping on a pair of zubaz.

Are there times I miss the Z cavs? Yeah you bet but that game is rough son, i was lucky to get out without a hole in the bottoms.
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I would be proud to call you my son. Except you are probably a tad older than I am... son
 
Nostalgic Nightmare said:
Look I'm going to be honest. back in the 90s I fell into a trap. I bought a pair of Z cavaricci pants. Everyone was doing it, everyone was tight rolling them at the bottoms. I thought to myself hey, these really do show off my ankles while giving me ample thigh room. The pleats at the top show that I'm serious, but the white tag running down my zipper shows that I'm also elite.
I still remember the look in my fathers eyes as I came home off the school bus, tight rolled up. I looked like a washed up MC Hammer groupie that just got off a tour bus. The pain in his eyes said it all. I never tight rolled again, I got out of the game. Eventually we patched up our relationship but it took time. After a year or so he was willing to be seen with me again, he let me go to places like the hardware store with him, and finally he called me "Son" in 1994. It felt so good, I remember now just hearing him say that was better than slipping on a pair of zubaz.

Are there times I miss the Z cavs? Yeah you bet but that game is rough son, i was lucky to get out without a hole in the bottoms.
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Perfect.
 
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