• Hey Guest. Check out your NeoGAF Wrapped 2025 results here!

This Black Friday, Cards Against Humanity is...digging a hole

Status
Not open for further replies.
The_Core_poster.jpg
 
My friend donated. The confirmation email's subject line is "Donald Trump will be a horrible president who makes your family functionally poor."
 
I'm tired of their psuedo intellectual ironic bullshit. So they made an adult themed version of apples to apples with some card about pac man or something. Now they do something dumb every year to prove their consumers are idiots. Woo.

Sorry if I sound bitter. I am.
 
At a certain point, they're going to hit a depth where the current construction equipment is no longer useful. Then what?

Dig out an area around the hole to make a dirt platform for the equipment. Real problem will be if they run into water. Donate now to rent a pump to continue digging!
 
I'm tired of their psuedo intellectual ironic bullshit. So they made an adult themed version of apples to apples with some card about pac man or something. Now they do something dumb every year to prove their consumers are idiots. Woo.

Sorry if I sound bitter. I am.

Lucky for you, you can choose to not participate in it and it will have little to no effect on your life.
 
I'm tired of their psuedo intellectual ironic bullshit. So they made an adult themed version of apples to apples with some card about pac man or something. Now they do something dumb every year to prove their consumers are idiots. Woo.

Sorry if I sound bitter. I am.

Be bitter. It means nothing.
 
I'm tired of their psuedo intellectual ironic bullshit. So they made an adult themed version of apples to apples with some card about pac man or something. Now they do something dumb every year to prove their consumers are idiots. Woo.

Sorry if I sound bitter. I am.


you're getting really mad about people digging a hole, dude
 
I'm tired of their psuedo intellectual ironic bullshit. So they made an adult themed version of apples to apples with some card about pac man or something. Now they do something dumb every year to prove their consumers are idiots. Woo.

Sorry if I sound bitter. I am.

pro-ject-shun
 
I'm tired of their psuedo intellectual ironic bullshit. So they made an adult themed version of apples to apples with some card about pac man or something. Now they do something dumb every year to prove their consumers are idiots. Woo.

Sorry if I sound bitter. I am.

I expected your spoiler to say this was sarcasm and you were taking the piss of the person that always comes into a thread about CAH and posts something like this. Shame.
 
I don't find this funny at all. Just depressing that real money is being thrown away that could be donated to make lives better.

Last time they took the small profits from
The boxes of shit and gave them to charity.

They don't do this stuff for money they do it cause it's funny.
 
I always look forward to CAH's holiday "joke". I would never donate to it, but at least they're honest that you could do better things with your money. Or get literal bull shit.
 
Last time they took the small profits from
The boxes of shit and gave them to charity.

They don't do this stuff for money they do it cause it's funny.

I'm not talking about Cards against Humanity, they have the right to do whatever they want with the money.

I'm saying it depresses me that the people donating would rather dig a completely pointless hole instead of donating to make someone's life better.
 
They can't dig too deep without violating OSHA regulations (5 feet, I think). Trenching and excavation requires engineered structural support approved by a Professional Engineer plus inspections as well.

Depending on the size of the total excavation at the end of this little experiment, they might have issues with the Illinois EPA too (if they're in Illinois).
 
so i gather you have definitely not bought any new release video games this week

I'm pretty sure this is some kind of fallacy. Buying a product for myself is not comparable to throwing your money away. If you're going to throw your money away you might as well give it to a good cause.
 
I'm pretty sure this is some kind of fallacy. Buying a product for myself is not comparable to throwing your money away. If you're going to throw your money away you might as well give it to a good cause.
For all you or I know, they're just donating to see how deep this hole can go (personal entertainment). It's like a minuscule version of going to a movie or tipping a street musician.
 
I always find the psychology behind this type of stuff fascinating. Like, it tap dances on that notion that we're inclined to give money to people who look to already have it. Whether it merits doing in the first point is beside the point. I'm sure CAH isn't starved for money where they need donations to dig this dumb hole however if i created a kickstarter with the same premise whats the odds that i'd get anymore than more $50 bucks or so. How many people who've given to CAH to dig this hole would look at my kickstarter and think it was the dumbest thing they'd ever seen and never give it another thought?

Very interesting stuff
 
I'm pretty sure this is some kind of fallacy. Buying a product for myself is not comparable to throwing your money away. If you're going to throw your money away you might as well give it to a good cause.

i was expecting to get owned when you replied with your charity receipts but i guess not. :(
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom