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This Hostess-less world we live in sucks

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Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies are where it's at:

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These really are delicious.

But yeah, it's not the same for the other stuff. I didn't even know about the Strawberry Cupcakes until the day Hostess went under, and of course, they were all gone by then. I never got to try one... :(
 
Hahah.

Julian thinks he is hard because he always has that jack and coke and did time in prison. Guess what? I did time on jail, and I ll get my grade 10 and show all these fucks that I can get a grade 10. Julian is a good guy down deep inside but Jesus Christ the shit winds are blowing hard and everyone is climbing shit ropes trying to escape. It's like people never heard of the boy who cried shit wolf.


Fuck you Randy and your stupid hair.

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Is Jim around?
 
Zingers. :(

But Little Debbies has some good stuff like the frosted fudge cakes, star crunches, and cosmic brownies.

Swiss Cake Rolls kick the shit out of crappy Ho-Hos any day of the week.

They taste a little better but Swiss Cake Rolls fall apart too easily.

Any good substitutes for this?
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Ya know, us fatasses who want to lose weight found the death of Hostess to be a godsend.

It's like when you're in a destructive relationship and you're too weak or too scared to walk away and your significant other leaves you. It's rough at first, but then you move on and find life's better without them.

Also, Little Debbie is disgusting garbage compared to the sheer heaven that was Hostess, so that helps.
 
Why not walk 2 more steps to the bakery? week old strudels at the shittiest bakery will taste better than anything hostess.
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I love these
 
I know that feel OP.

The lack of powdered donuts in my life is a true travesty. It's like there's this large void in my heart, and an empty space in my stomach.
 
Little Debbies are awful. How do people eat this shit? Their cupcakes are nasty. Their honey buns are nasty. More of a rant but is anyone else lamenting this shit?

Someone here said it best... Little Debbie is what parents buy if they don't love their children.
 
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