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[King Cobra]

This is why I'll be getting a pre nup.

 

[Data West]

Triple H already did it

 

[SigSig]

The couch looks like a piece of designer furniture after the split happened tbh

 

[| Praxis |]

Haven't there been cases like this for years?

He destroyed his shit for nothing more than an old ass joke.

 

[SliceSabre]

I'm not impressed unless I see the entire house or apartment cut in half.

 

[marrec]

Funny and worrisome. Hope they will be fine.

Spoiler

The former couple, not the stuff lol.

I hope she sells the half she got as an art exhibit and calls it "salt".

 

[Prozel]

Mind explain the reference?

Some dude made a thread about he was accused of cheating with his girlfriend. When GAF asked if actually cheated he just replied that wasn't relevant because she didn't have any proof.

Or so that's how I think it went.

 

[highrider]

Just makes him look like a baby. Never a good look for a grown man.

 

[Pillville]

She should have read the prenup closer, etcetera, etcetera...

 

[KHlover]

Sounds like it's fake to me.

You underestimate us. We have neighbors waging wars against each other literally for generations, continuing to to do the most petty, barely legal shit although none of the involved do even know what started everything. They even do things that decrease their own quality of living as long as it annoys their neighbors too. Completely nuts

Compared to that one man going through the old Solomon shtick a bit more throughly than usual is quite tame

 

[Kinyou]

Wouldn't the left end of the car dragging on the ground?

I suspect some photoshop magic

 

[Ikuu]

Wouldn't the left end of the car dragging on the ground?

I suspect some photoshop magic

Yea has to be, I mean he couldn't possibly have put something on the other side to prop it up.

 

[SigSig]

Wouldn't the left end of the car dragging on the ground?

I suspect some photoshop magic

I suspect a couple of bricks.

 

[injurai]

This is why I'll be getting a pre nup.

Not even that can save you.

 

[Kinyou]

Yea has to be, I mean he couldn't possibly have put something on the other side to prop it up.

But why bother doing that?

 

[Mohonky]

Reminds me of the guy that biught the house next to his previous house his wife got and put a big bronce statue or a hand giving the finger facing in her direction.

 

[| Praxis |]

But why bother doing that?

He propped it up with his half of the children.

 

[Stet]

Greetings to her successor too, dude. Ha ha just joking.

 

[Pillville]

But why bother doing that?

1) Probably propped it up before the cut so that the car wouldn't "V" when the cut was done
2) Looks better in the photo

 

[Bit-Bit]

She should have read the prenup closer, etcetera, etcetera...

LOL!

 

[Mac the KNife]

But why bother doing that?

Why bother cutting everything you own in half?

 

[Arjen]

I hope she sells the half she got as an art exhibit and calls it "salt".

You think she's a gaffer?

 

[M3d10n]

Here you go

Thank you sir, this made my morning!

 

[Kinyou]

Why bother cutting everything you own in half?

Touché

 

[djplaeskool]

"Greetings also to my successor."

I don't know why I find this line so funny.

 

[terrisus]

Thank you sir, this made my morning!

No problem, glad to help =)

 

[vordhosbn]

lol @ those calling him petty, taking half of someone's shit is petty gtfo

 

[marrec]

You think she's a gaffer?

I bet her husband is, acting like that. :lol

 

[GrantDaNasty]

what have you done for me lately eddie

HALF.....MISTAH FUCK YOU-MAN!

 

[Angryharlot]

Yes, fuck it. Just burn it all down.

As long as no one gets hurt, I love when people go through with crazy shit like this.

 

[Goldfishking]

So instead of loosing half his things, he lost ALL his things. GG.

 

[Dreadnought]

Instead of being left with some items you're now left with nothing, and you have to replace your now broken items.

Dude's a moron that destroyed many valuable items for a joke.

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

So instead of loosing half his things, he lost ALL his things. GG.

I think "YOLO FUCK IT" sums up his feelings pretty well.

 

[thelatestmodel]

But why bother doing that?

Because it's funnier. Almost like it's driveable, in a weird way. It would look pretty lame if the middle was just sagging on the ground.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

" I'm a small man in some ways, Bart. A small, petty man."

If he can afford it, all the power to him. Better than taking out his angst on someone. It's just stuff, and it belonged to him.

 

[terrisus]

lol @ those calling him petty, taking half of someone's shit is petty gtfo

Divorce proceedings are "petty?"

You should be a lawyer.

Spoiler

lol @

 

[Komo]

What a waste

 

[highrider]

lol @ those calling him petty, taking half of someone's shit is petty gtfo

Yeah, because it isn't common knowledge how divorce works.

 

[Live Free or Die]

Not important.

oh snap. hahaha great reference.

 

[Ingueferroque]

The couch looks like a piece of designer furniture after the split happened tbh

It all looks like modern art to me.

 

[Nightbird]

I don't know why i read the comments

Cutting a car in half so your wife cannot have part of it is violent. No woman will disagree.

This is the kind of man who kills his children after a divorce, or burns down a family home.

wat.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Guess he took advice to make his breakup a clean cut a bit too literally.

 

[PirateKing]

There was another dude a while back who did this:
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/10/09/house.divided/index.html?_s=PM:WORLD

I KNEW SOMEONE DID IT hahahaha thanks for the link

 

[Nightbird]

Oh my God he's selling the stuff on ebay!

Link

 

[Admiral Woofington]

This is like that bible story about the two people who wanted to cut a baby in half.

 

[vordhosbn]

Oh my God he's selling the stuff on ebay!

Link

he should've put it in some museum exhibition instead and sold it to some pretentious idiots. it totally would have worked.

 

[SomedayTheFire]

lol @ those calling him petty, taking half of someone's shit is petty gtfo

I don't think you understand what divorce is (lol @ u?). These are items that BOTH of them owned. He's destroying not just his own property, but his ex wives too, because he is petty and angry about the divorce. I'm honestly shocked that this could be lost on someone.

 

[ohyouagain]

Why do I get an easydivorce ad in this thread ?

 

[vordhosbn]

I don't think you understand what divorce is (lol @ u?). These are items that BOTH of them owned. He's destroying not just his own property, but his ex wives too, because he is petty and angry about the divorce. I'm honestly shocked that this could be lost on someone.

you subscribe to the notion that couples own everything together, no matter who buys it when in reality whoever bought it owns that object. I guarantee he paid for nearly all that shit, that's the only reason someone would be that angry.

I don't want to get into a discussion about whether wives/husbands deserve half for staying at home or whatever. The fact is the courts aren't fair when it comes to this sort of thing.

 

[SomedayTheFire]

you subscribe to the notion that couples own everything together, no matter who buys it when in reality whoever bought it owns that object. I guarantee he paid for nearly all that shit, that's the only reason someone would be that angry.

I don't want to get into a discussion about whether wives/husbands deserve half for staying at home or whatever. The fact is the courts aren't fair when it comes to this sort of thing.

I guarantee you're wrong.