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[barik]

Stand near the box. Wait for someone to go in. Throw some rubber spiders into it. Profit???

 

[Akuun]

So it's an actual cumbox.

 

[How About No]

Hot Octopuss created the booth so men can "take this habit out of the office and into a more suitable environment designed to give the busy Manhattan man the privacy, and the high-speed Internet connection, he deserves."

I believe that's called "your home bedroom"

 

[dbztrk]

Ehh... I've been in worse places.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

New York is alright.

If you like sex-o'phones.

Fear.

 

[shaowebb]

The beat box. The fap fort.

The jack coffin.

I wonder if some dude is gonna take that high speed internet and try to do a raid or some sorta MMO shit there.

 

[Zetta]

 

[psynergylover]

That looks so unsanitary

 

[SoulUnison]

Hot Octopuss was inspired by a Time Out survey, which concluded that 39% of the New York men it questioned admitted to masturbating while at work. A more expansive Glamour survey of 1,000 men in 2012 suggested 31% of its readers have done so.

Holy crap, EW! Those numbers are so high!
I barely even trust people to wash their hands after using the bathroom and you're telling me a third of guys are smackin' it at work!?

I am never shaking a person's hand again. It's all stern glances and knowing nods from here on out.

 

[K.Sabot]

it's all over for us

 

[eBay Huckster]

well, at least it's not a suicide booth

 

[JABEE]

An oldie but a goodie.

These booths are about preserving public health and safety. There are bathrooms and trash cans in the city.

Just as I wouldn't want trash thrown on the subway or sidewalk, so should other excretions created by humans have their proper place and context.

 

[qcf x2]

Holy crap, EW! Those numbers are so high!
I barely even trust people to wash their hands after using the bathroom and you're telling me a third of guys are smackin' it at work!?

I am never shaking a person's hand again. It's all stern glances and knowing nods from here on out.

Yeah, those numbers sound insanely high. Unless you don't have access to internet at home, I don't understand. Also, it makes me curious about what the numbers look like for women.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Hey man it's a little cold to be jerking off in public today

 

[Kinyou]

It kind of lacks an "occupied" sign

 

[HazySaiyan]

Start spreading the splooge

It kind of lacks an "occupied" sign

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[JoseLopez]

Lol it's not that common

 

[maquiladora]

Start spreading the splooge

I'm squeezin today

 

[Veritigo_X]

New York values at work.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

a Time Out survey, which concluded that 39% of the New York men it questioned admitted to masturbating while at work.

This by far the most astonishing part of this article

 

[CloudyTuba]

39% of the New York men it questioned admitted to masturbating while at work. A more expansive Glamour survey of 1,000 men in 2012 suggested 31% of its readers have done so.

Wait, what? WHAT? At work? For real? That's like, one in three odds.
This is not part of your SOPs, dudes.

Time for a gaf poll. Fess up dudes. Who here has done it?

 

[Count Dookkake]

I'm squeezin today

I want to beat off, strokin' it

 

[BumRush]

Randymarshoncomputer.jpg

 

[Falcs]

Just a curtain?

 

[Laughlin]

Yeah, those numbers sound insanely high. Unless you don't have access to internet at home, I don't understand. Also, it makes me curious about what the numbers look like for women.

A girl I used to hook up with did it at work once lol. She was a freak.

 

[jblank83]

Start spreading the splooge

Start spreading fluid transmitted diseases.

39% of the New York men it questioned admitted to masturbating while at work

What's wrong with you.

 

[oti]

Not my fetish

Is Fanta your fetish?

 

[Ovid]

On Tuesday, Hot Octopuss erected what it called a "GuyFi" booth on 28th Street and 5th Avenue in New York City, where men could, in theory, go to "relieve stress."

LOL

 

[MetatronM]

Looks like it's on the SE corner of 28th and 5th, which means it's on the same block as the Museum of Sex.

 

[Count Dookkake]

What's wrong with you.

Would you believe some people even eat lunch at work?

 

[Gordon Shumway]

FL/NY=NY/FL

The proof is in the pudding, so hush..

 

[TS-08]

Superman would be late to every crime if Metropolis had this.

 

[oti]

Superman would be late to every crime if Metropolis had this.

There would be no crime if Metropolis had this.

 

[Roo]

booth on 28th Street and 5th Avenue in New York City, where men could, in theory, go to "relieve stress."

Hot Octopuss created the booth so men can "take this habit out of the office and into a more suitable environment designed to give the busy Manhattan man the privacy, and the high-speed Internet connection, he deserves."

Reaaalllyyyyyy...

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

I'm squeezin today

It's like screaming at the wall

 

[Shaanyboi]

It kind of lacks an "occupied" sign

If you see green waves emitting from it, wait your turn or keep walking.

 

[Nickle]

I feel really sorry for the people who live in the area, that would be really embarrassing to walk by every day.

 

[StayDead]

From the outside that does not look big enough (in the pictures) for a chair and a laptop, damn!

 

[meltingparappa]

I feel really sorry for the people who live in the area, that would be really embarrassing to walk by every day.

There are faaaaaar worse things you typically find on a Chelsea sidewalk.

Worth noting it was currently 21 degrees in New York this morning.

Pretty good use of advertising space. This is lighting up on facebook.

 

[RobNBanks]

Knowing New York, it's probably the cleanest place in the area.

Knowing NYC, this is already STD ridden. Goodbye. ✋

lmao

 

[entremet]

What am I seeing here?

 

[Salmonax]

I want to beat off, strokin' it

Goo York, Goo York...

 

[RobNBanks]

What am I seeing here?

im guessing it's the NY version of plane.jpg

 

[Alavard]

Even if someone is somehow inclined to ... use one of these, who would do so in the winter?

 

[KingWool]

Wait, what? WHAT? At work? For real? That's like, one in three odds.
This is not part of your SOPs, dudes.

Time for a gaf poll. Fess up dudes. Who here has done it?

I did it at Arby's when I working there at 15. Before it opened. I did wash my hands.

 

[JTripper]

(play this while reading)

I did this. I lol'd.

 

[Ovid]

What am I seeing here?

F-Train for fap.

 

[JumpCancel]

Wank Wardrobe?

The Busted Nut Hut.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

I came up with two quotes:
"I came...to this city."
"Please ignore the man behind the curtain!"

There would be no crime if Metropolis had this.

Lex Luthor wouldn't be taking over the world if he had a street-side beat box next to his office.

Now I'm just imagining people just walking in on the guys just to be trolls, or an innocent child wondering what's behind the curtain.

 

[JTripper]

Lex Luthor wouldn't be taking over the world if he had a street-side beat box next to his office.

This seems more fitting for Gotham than Metropolis!