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[Neo Child]

Just stela his stuff, see how he likes it.

 

[Daigoro]

yes

so it IS an assault rifle?! wow, second guess. nice job!

 

[SleazyC]

so it IS an assault rifle?! wow, second guess. nice job!

Why would he have an assault rifle in his office? :lol

I hope he was saying yes to your first statements as opposed to the later ones.

 

[rs7k]

It's probably a bong.

 

[Ill Saint]

Ebola?

 

[GreekWolf]

Dude, what is the deal? Why is this even an issue?

Just walk up to the guy tomorrow (or Monday, whenever you see him again) and repeat these words -

"I need my stuff right now. You didn't ask permission to borrow it in the first place, so don't put me off anymore. I'm not waiting until tomorrow, so let's go... right now. Let's go get it."

If he gives you the "Frankenstein" face again, then just calmly walk right up to him, put your nose right up against his and politely ask if there's a problem. Then you reiterate... we are going RIGHT NOW to get my stuff, so start walking.

Guess what? You'll get your item.

EDIT: Damn, I sound like a crack dealer

 

[Thoren]

Follow him home.

Then light his house on fire

 

[Leon]

Start with the escape key, and everyday, steal another key out of his keyboard when he's not looking.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

Start with the escape key, and everyday, steal another key out of his keyboard when he's not looking.

How can you give him that kind of advice? Do you even know what this old man is capable of?

This old man, he played one
He played knick-knack on my thumb
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played two
He played knick-knack on my shoe
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played three
He played knick-knack on my knee
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played four
He played knick-knack on my door
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home

should I go on?

 

[Triumph]

 

[Mustaphadamus]

Dude, what is the deal? Why is this even an issue?

Just walk up to the guy tomorrow (or Monday, whenever you see him again) and repeat these words -

"I need my stuff right now. You didn't ask permission to borrow it in the first place, so don't put me off anymore. I'm not waiting until tomorrow, so let's go... right now. Let's go get it."

If he gives you the "Frankenstein" face again, then just calmly walk right up to him, put your nose right up against his and politely ask if there's a problem. Then you reiterate... we are going RIGHT NOW to get my stuff, so start walking.

Guess what? You'll get your item.

EDIT: Damn, I sound like a crack dealer

ROFL,

you guys really want me to get fired don't you?

and NO it is not a assault rifle :S

 

[tokkun]

Why would he have an assault rifle in his office? :lol

It's pretty common. You should play more FPS games.

and NO it is not a assault rifle :S

Ok, ok.......depleted uranium.

 

[besada]

You should beat him like a whore. Beat him until he falls to the ground crying bloody tears. Beat him until his chiclet teeth are scattered on the offic carpet and then beat him some more.


Is it a fusion generator? A beaker? A lock gun? A harmonica? A Rhinoceras?

 

[Mugen]

Big whoop, somebody stole your dildo go buy another one.

 

[thetrin]

I know what this is...

This is an espresso machine.

No, no wait. It's a snow cone maker.

Is it a water heater?

 

[mrmrec2]

I will acknowledge a 100% correct answer (I am positive no one will know it)

Can you read the magnetic strip off of the back of a card (credit card, hotel room key, satellite programing)?

 

[J2 Cool]

Give me one hint to what it is, answer yes/no, and I'll get it.

 

[Ophiuchus]

So did you ever get your shit back?

 

[HolyStar]

Dude, just superman that ho. I guantee you that he won't do that shit anymore.

 

[Zensetsu]

Two pages of coy bullshit is enough.


WHAT THE HELL IS IT?

 

[Futureman]

Dude, you aren't revealing the item because you are worried that he might be reading this. If he actually is reading this, he would already recognize the situation as you've described it.

REVEAL WHAT HE TOOK.

 

[eudaemonic]

What items do you need to make it an illegal? Plant those items in his office and then go to your boss concerned that he may be doing something illegal with your merchandise and you DO NOT want to go down for something he might be doing.

Then let manager search his office.

You get your "thing" back and he gets fired! Win!

 

[Ether_Snake]

Just to give a back story, I had a problem with this dude before. I went to my boss about it because I didn't want to confront him. I felt that a 200+ pound black dude with dread locks confronting some thin old white dude could be misconstrued into me being aggressive.

N'Gai?

 

[JzeroT1437]

Maybe now you'll start keeping your jewel-encrusted, heirloom 18th century bongs in a safer place, Manly McSlabmuscles.

 

[ParticleReality]

Make him bite the curb! He needs to learn some respect.

I knew something bad would come from White Power. Anyway, beat him up. Really, you're helping him retire faster.

 

[PantherLotus]

You're fucked no matter what you do. If you beat the fuck out of him you're playing into his racist stereotypes and you'll lose your job, and if you let him punk you like this you'll never hear the end of it.

The only solution is to destroy him without him knowing it.

 

[pjberri]

Fuck this bitch. I want to know what the goods are.

 

[Brofist]

 

[AKingNamedPaul]

This is why you should always shank the first person you see whenever you start a new job. show people you wont be messed with.

I think your on to something sir.

 

[nix_nz]

Kryptonite?

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

How much of your anthrax does he want to use?

 

[drohne]

i'm guessing it's a scale. precise ones are expensive. and drug dealers need them.

 

[Piscopink]

In light of recent events on GAF, that's a very smart move.:lol

What did I miss?

i'm guessing it's a scale. precise ones are expensive. and drug dealers need them.

That's my guess too!

 

[AmishNazi]

If he has a office with a phone.... fucking ink that shit :lol

Hand, Ear piece, & Mouth piece. Wear gloves. Latex powder free.

 

[Timedog]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ITEM?

 

[nincompoop]

A dead body maybe? The guy borrowed it to have sex with it?

 

[lil smoke]

I've read some of this thread, it seems like he brought a glock or special to work. am i wrong?

 

[Particle Physicist]

its a nose hair trimmer. in the wrong hands. those things can be lethal.

 

[Yixian]

Make him bite the curb! He needs to learn some respect.

Dude, seriously, careful, that's pushing it even for the internet.

 

[Il Piccolo Fiammiferaio]

EXACTLY,

yeah all i need is some jeff bell wanna be trying to get all brave heart on me.

What happened here on gaf?

 

[snorggy]

clearly it's N'Gai and the old guy borrowed his PS3 debug unit to play warhawk so of course he's not done with it.

 

[Xzior]

Can it open pod bay doors?

 

[monkspider]

You guys need to be very careful what you say in this thread, veeeeeeeery careful. There are certain parties that are interested in, shall we say, publicitary interchange. :lol

 

[cbox]

this thread fails on so many levels.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

In light of recent events on GAF, that's a very smart move. :lol

w...what?

WHAT DID I MISS?

THIS THREAD IS SUCH A FUCKING MYSTERY. ITS WORSE THAN THE SUITCASE IN PULP FICTION, AND FAR WORSE THAN MUSICVIDEO FOR "JUST".....

 

[AntoneM]

This OP is trying to punk GAF?

 

[SnakeswithLasers]

This shit is like a month and a half old with no payoff. =/

Plus the op is generally a troll from my experience, so I hope he a) didn't ever get his stuff back or b) gets his shit kicked by a veteran for being so cocky about his size.