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This thread is not about a big girl

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spindashing said:
NegroGAF I know some of you are in here you wascaly sons of bitches.

Posting women again. Smh :lol :lol :lol

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[IMG]http://imgur.com/GXKpl.jpg[IMG]

Too fat, yes or no? Google Shay Maria for more NSFW pics. (No nudity, but it's close.)

A homey says she's fat. I say he's an assclown for saying so.[/QUOTE]
Oh god what have you done... I mean that now you have started me to search all of the internets for more, she is lovely.
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spindashing said:
NegroGAF I know some of you are in here you wascaly sons of bitches.

Posting women again. Smh :lol :lol :lol

LC1JG.jpg


IiI7T.jpg


GXKpl.jpg


Too fat, yes or no? Google Shay Maria for more NSFW pics. (No nudity, but it's close.)

A homey says she's fat. I say he's an assclown for saying so.
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Reporting. And I said wow...
 
:lol :lol :lol Glad you guys like her.

Wanna re-iterate that there are no nudes of her on the net. She has no desire to do them, supposedly. She's a model + dancer. Part Chilean, German, and Irish.

...

She smokes the kush too. :lol

A bit NSFW, no nudity, but I don't want trouble: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spZoF49jvXg

A photoshoot with her and Paul Rodriguez the skateboarder. Start at 0:45 for goodness.
 
Pkm said:
:D I banged a whale, a straight up BIG girl.

She called me up, booty call style at like 2am. I was selling weed then and she said "Hey me and my girl bought weed from you yesterday"
I thought back to the girls, 1 a hot PR chick...one a whale white chick..
She says shes the PR girl and talks about all this shit shes gonna do to me, needless to say Im ready to tear shit up.
She drives over to my house, Im rock hard ready to bang this PR chick. Gets out the car..and low and behold I was fooled, it was the whale...

I say fuck it, play understanding to her whale lies and why she did it and proceed to bang the shit out her. Thankfully shes like a magician with her mouth, my shit would reappear the POOF gone! Im like "meh this isnt turning out to bad" so I go to ton..

Its ok, but Im ready to smash it from the back. Get her over and start...then I look down..
Doo Doo stains...
GOD DAMN POOR WIPING SMEAR!

I looked away, busted, sent her on her way and waited 6 months to tell the story to my buddies:lol
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:lol :lol :lol
 
That girl in the glasses isn't even...nothing close to fat. Really, calling that fat?! WTF

Anyway, my take:

- Not too skinny
- Not too fat
- Not too short
- Not to tall
- Beautiful face
 
ChackanKun said:
That girl in the glasses isn't even...nothing close to fat. Really, calling that fat?! WTF

Anyway, my take:

- Not too skinny
- Not too fat
- Not too short
- Not to tall
- Beautiful face
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Completely average then? Wow you are picky!
 
Funky Papa said:
Take off her clothes and the photoshop and you'll see a big, flabby gut hanging there. Her name seems oddly appropriate, too.

It means she-pig in Spanish
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The word you're looking for is "gunt".

You're welcome.

Folks that find Shay Maria too big must be those weird ass Megan Fox people.

I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR RIBS! >:|
 
weekend_warrior said:
Ugh, wish I hadn't. She looked a lot better when she had clothes on and you couldn't see all the... folds.
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I think she looks good, but yeah once she doesn't have anything supporting those 32Ks (!!) it's a little disappointing. What's more disappointing is that she doesn't seem to do anything beyond super-softcore.
 
Katy Karson - She's alright. I probably wouldn't rush to her over other choices but if she was interesting enough. Dors Feline - way, WAY too god damn fat.

spindashing said:
Not a joke post at all, actually. I was quite surprised when my friend said she was fat. I couldn't fathom at all WHY he would call her fat. I asked his reasonings for his statement and he did not even give a proper answer, just a, "She may be good to look at for you, but she's pretty fat, man."
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Some guys associate boobs with fat. It's odd but I've seen it a few times. A girl will walk by that has a great body and showing a little cleavage but he'll think she's fat because of the boob jiggle. A friend of mine from HS was like that. Girl had to be anorexic for him to really consider. Even if she was skinny with a natural C, he was say she was fat. Oddly, last I heard, he married some girl that's like 5 years older than him and pretty healthy.
 
heres the funny thing about trophy girlfriends and image.

you get one to improve your image

but you'd only need one if your image needs improving

if others see it this way then it'll hurt your image because you'll be that insecure dude that needs to show off.

but if you get a girl who doesn't look that good then it may make you look desperate, but if you dont give a fuck and youre into the girl regardless then youll give off the vibe that your just doin you.

basically, just do you.
 
Katy Karson has a great body, almost exactly what I like in a woman...but not a great face.
The girl i'm sleeping with for the moment has almost the exact same body, just slightly smaller boobs.

That chick with the idiotic red glasses on isn't even remotely fat.
 
It's happened to me once or twice. Being friends w/ a big girl and although I didn't find them attractive to begin with, their personality won me over.

Never went after it though.


pkm said:
Thankfully shes like a magician with her mouth, my shit would reappear the POOF gone!
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You're not Asian are you?

I kid
 
my girlfriend is 174cm and weights 65kg. I love every gram of her. I find girls with a little bit flesh much more attractive then skinny girls.
 
carlosp said:
my girlfriend is 174cm and weights 65kg. I love every gram of her. I find girls with a little bit flesh much more attractive then skinny girls.
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Her BMI is 21.5 so I'd call her a skinny girl.
Actually, she's right in the middle but compared to the whales in this thread she could be considered skinny.
 
lightless_shado said:
Theres a lot being shopped in that photo.
This
[URLhttp://imgur.com/5zTnA.jpg][IMGhttp://imgur.com/5zTnAl.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
is about as far as I go.
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Katy Karson has a good body and an awesome ass.

Gives fairly decent BJ's too.
 
This year I had to break my no fat chicks rule. They weren't really fat, I'd say their bmi was around 26. I made sure that they had pretty faces so I really didn't feel embarased.
 
border said:
I think she looks good, but yeah once she doesn't have anything supporting those 32Ks (!!) it's a little disappointing. What's more disappointing is that she doesn't seem to do anything beyond super-softcore.
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I think her boobs might be -- prepare yourselves for this, gentlemen -- too big. Without them, it might make the rest of her look even bigger, but goddamn. 32Ks.
 
spindashing said:
:lol :lol :lol Glad you guys like her.

Wanna re-iterate that there are no nudes of her on the net. She has no desire to do them, supposedly. She's a model + dancer. Part Chilean, German, and Irish.

...

She smokes the kush too. :lol

A bit NSFW, no nudity, but I don't want trouble: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spZoF49jvXg

A photoshoot with her and Paul Rodriguez the skateboarder. Start at 0:45 for goodness.
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Your friend gets to miss out on this, cause it's "fat."

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look at how thin her waist is. it's factually incorrect to say she's anything near fat

those hipster glasses look stupid, but otherwise smokin
 
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