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This thread is officially really creepy looking now

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Metalic Sand said:
Selena gomez really does have a baby face. Its fucking creepy. *backs out of thread*


Almost as creepy as this thread
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Good luck finding a cure for guys liking 18-something year old girls. Probably cure ebolicanceraidsflu first.

I think it's Miley's flaws that make me like her more than the other girls, but Natalie destroys them all.
 
yencid said:
hoooww the fuck is that rating ears?
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It rates their size proportionally to the rest of the face, and the person doing it has to assign the points for the program, so whoever did it just guessed since their ears aren't visible. Also it looks like they put the point for the top of Justice's forehead too low, hence the comment that her face is too wide/short. I smell pro-Selena bias....:lol

For the record, I don't have a dog in this hunt, but I really don't understand all the Selena love.
 
Every page consists of:

1. Random person that "doesnt visit this thread" says "This thread is creepy."

2. Another random person says, "Selena looks like a; child, toddler, tween"

3. Some type of condiment is poured onto Justice

4. Lebron brings up that Selena has a big forhead - awaiting others to take the troll bate

5. spindash saying, "what has happened to my thread! Get <insert not justice name here> out of here!"

6. Random person, "Screw this thread, I'm just here for the Miley. BYE!"

7. Person from #6 returning to say the same thing.

EVERY page consists of these 7 things. It is very consistent.
 
This thread is creepy, with that Selena girl looking like a toddler tween child and her head is way too big. I'm just here for the Miley... which was here until people came and ruined Spindashings thread.

Here's a pic:
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There that should cover it.
 
Darknessbear said:
Every page consists of:

1. Random person that "doesnt visit this thread" says "This thread is creepy."

2. Another random person says, "Selena looks like a; child, toddler, tween"

3. Some type of condiment is poured onto Justice

4. Lebron brings up that Selena has a big forhead - awaiting others to take the troll bate

5. spindash saying, "what has happened to my thread! Get <insert not justice name here> out of here!"

6. Random person, "Screw this thread, I'm just here for the Miley. BYE!"

7. Person from #6 returning to say the same thing.

EVERY page consists of these 7 things. It is very consistent.
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I guess I need to post more feet to get the 8 spot. in the next thread recap.

gomez
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justice
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Darknessbear said:
Every page consists of:

1. Random person that "doesnt visit this thread" says "This thread is creepy."

2. Another random person says, "Selena looks like a; child, toddler, tween"

3. Some type of condiment is poured onto Justice

4. Lebron brings up that Selena has a big forhead - awaiting others to take the troll bate

5. spindash saying, "what has happened to my thread! Get <insert not justice name here> out of here!"

6. Random person, "Screw this thread, I'm just here for the Miley. BYE!"

7. Person from #6 returning to say the same thing.

EVERY page consists of these 7 things. It is very consistent.
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Yup, sounds about right. That head demands to be trolled, I'm only doing what it commands!
 
Rickard said:
Because she fucking does.
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I see a young woman with a bad case of babyfat on her face.

I'd still let her lick mah stick like a lollipop.

ninj4junpei said:
I find it hard to understand what some people find attractive about feet. They are so odd looking. >_<
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I have sex dreams about my ex jerking me off with her armpits.

Feet are a step up.
 
Darknessbear said:
Every page consists of:

1. Random person that "doesnt visit this thread" says "This thread is creepy."

2. Another random person says, "Selena looks like a; child, toddler, tween"

3. Some type of condiment is poured onto Justice

4. Lebron brings up that Selena has a big forhead - awaiting others to take the troll bate

5. spindash saying, "what has happened to my thread! Get <insert not justice name here> out of here!"

6. Random person, "Screw this thread, I'm just here for the Miley. BYE!"

7. Person from #6 returning to say the same thing.

EVERY page consists of these 7 things. It is very consistent.
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Growing up, my secret love was Raven Symone on Hangin' With Mr. Cooper. :D

CURVE BALL, THAT'S NOT ON YOUR BULLETPOINT SUMMARY OF EVENTS.

HOW YOU FEEL, DICK?
 
ninj4junpei said:
I find it hard to understand what some people find attractive about feet. They are so odd looking. >_<
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I don't have a foot fetish but I'd imagine it has something to do with them being a ticklish spot. If you'd ever given a girl a foot massage you'd know how squirrelly you can make them. And you know, attractive feet are more pleasant to touch.
 
weekend_warrior said:
I don't have a foot fetish but I'd imagine it has something to do with them being a ticklish spot. If you'd ever given a girl a foot massage you'd know how squirrelly you can make them. And you know, attractive feet are more pleasant to touch.
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On top of that watching a woman joyfully squirm is always fun.
 
K.Jack said:
Son, sweetheart lost that weight.

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She is back to being the shit. Damn.
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That's what I'm talking about right there, son! Look at dem titties....*Stomps at the floor* FUCK! And those lips.......All day son, all fucking DAY.
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I'm done.

I thought all of the shame and loneliness would spiral down the drain with that soiled napkin.

It didn't.

And now I sit here in the middle of my...her living room wearing nothing but boxers and the weight of knowing that sloppy three and half minutes of desperate gratification was the closet I've ever been to feeling truly alive.

I sit alone.

Less of a man, more of boy.
 
Equus Bellator Apex said:
I'm done.

I thought all of the shame and loneliness would spiral down the drain with that soiled napkin.

It didn't.

And now I sit here in the middle of my...her living room wearing nothing but boxers and the weight of knowing that sloppy three and half minutes of desperate gratification was the closet I've ever been to feeling truly alive.

I sit alone.

Less of a man, more of boy.
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:lol

Awesome.
 
Equus Bellator Apex said:
I'm done.

I thought all of the shame and loneliness would spiral down the drain with that soiled napkin.

It didn't.

And now I sit here in the middle of my...her living room wearing nothing but boxers and the weight of knowing that sloppy three and half minutes of desperate gratification was the closet I've ever been to feeling truly alive.

I sit alone.

Less of a man, more of boy.
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What took so long, just smang it, 2birds-1 stone.
 
yencid said:
That rash on gomez looked pretty nasty as well

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Is not a rash. Her makeup artist forgot to cover-up her bad tan. Some fair skin folks get red, instead of turning bronze.
I couldn't write that with a straight face, lol
 
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