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Those who play Wii will never lose their virginity

mandiller said:
perfect :lol

I was gonna post nearly the exact same replay. Only difference is that I would have capitalized the 'p'. :P

I agree with PS360's logic. What also strengthens his argument is the fact that most PS3 owners probably have an HDTV and a surround sound system. So it's not just the PS3 that is a testament to one's wealth.
 
Fight for Freeform said:
I was gonna post nearly the exact same replay. Only difference is that I would have capitalized the 'p'. :P

I agree with PS360's logic. What also strengthens his argument is the fact that most PS3 owners probably have an HDTV and a surround sound system. So it's not just the PS3 that is a testament to one's wealth.

Take 50 random PS3-only owners (who have girlfriends) off of the street between the ages of 18-25 and 50 random Wii-only owners in the same age group and compare their girlfriends. Put them all in a line and rate each one. The girlfriends of the PS3 owners will have a higher average rating than those of the Wii owners.

My undeniable logic continues.
 
PS360 said:
Take 50 random PS3-only owners (who have girlfriends) off of the street between the ages of 18-25 and 50 random Wii-only owners in the same age group and compare their girlfriends. Put them all in a line and rate each one. The girlfriends of the PS3 owners will have a higher average rating than those of the Wii owners.

My undeniable logic continues.

All you've done is bring the stupid to this thread.

What am I saying.. It was already here. Carry on.
 
PS360 said:
Take 50 random PS3-only owners (who have girlfriends) off of the street between the ages of 18-25 and 50 random Wii-only owners in the same age group and compare their girlfriends. Put them all in a line and rate each one. The girlfriends of the PS3 owners will have a higher average rating than those of the Wii owners.

My undeniable logic continues.
The logic is indeed undeniable, but I suspect you'd have a hard time finding 50 Wii owners who have girlfriends for your sample. PS3 owners wouldn't be a problem because as was already irrefutably proven in this very thread, they get laid constantly.

I still think that despite a lack of sample data, this is a strong and irrefutable argument.
 
Wait till they there is a Wii sex party, then the ad phrase, "Wii would like to play" will take on a whole new meaning.
 
Mar_ said:
All you've done is bring the stupid to this thread.

What am I saying.. It was already here. Carry on.

Hey now, no need for that. Stop trying to take this thread, or anyone in it, seriously. You're only hurting yourself.
 
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Someone call the Pokemon copyright patrol on the top right picture.
 
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