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Tiger Woods Vs katherine Jenkins' Arse

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...er-Woods-caught-ogling-Katherine-Jenkins.html
I bet Tiger's reluctant to release that Dragon.
 
She is delicious. Regardless, I was not happy to see this shit on the front page of a newspaper this morning. Is there really nothing more important going on in the world?
 
And this is the problem that he'll have for pretty much the rest of his career. She has her back to him. He's looking in her general direction. "OMG HE'S LOOKING AT DAT ASS!"

Meanwhile the other two guys that are sitting next to Tiger are doing the same thing... "eh their just watching her sing..."

Just because she has a fat ass and looks like she's about use her oral ninja skills on that mic doesn't mean that Tiger is fantasizing about ravishing her voluptuous, milky, flaxen haired body...
 
mr jones said:
And this is the problem that he'll have for pretty much the rest of his career. She has her back to him. He's looking in her general direction. "OMG HE'S LOOKING AT DAT ASS!"

Meanwhile the other two guys that are sitting next to Tiger are doing the same thing... "eh their just watching her sing..."

Just because she has a fat ass and looks like she's about use her oral ninja skills on that mic doesn't mean that Tiger is fantasizing about ravishing her voluptuous, milky, flaxen haired body...
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I'd honestly be scared if Tiger wasn't thinking about hittin' that shit.
 
I love how the story and pics make it looks like Tiger was the only one looking when you can clearly see the other two folks are lookin just as hard. Then you had the camera man confirm that Dat Ass was worth the look.
 
He's a free man, tap away.

But what I don't understand is how does he not have STDs. IIRC, some of the women said he never used condoms. How do you bang tons of women without a rubber and not infect that jimmy?
 
lawblob said:
He's a free man, tap away.

But what I don't understand is how does he not have STDs. IIRC, some of the women said he never used condoms. How do you bang tons of women without a rubber and not infect that jimmy?
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The same way these guys get away with shit:
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lawblob said:
He's a free man, tap away.

But what I don't understand is how does he not have STDs. IIRC, some of the women said he never used condoms. How do you bang tons of women without a rubber and not infect that jimmy?
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ProTip: not all girls have STDs.

Besides he could have gotten something like ghonnorreah or chlamydia and cleaned it up on down low with nobody knowing.
 
Ninja Scooter said:
Besides he could have gotten something like ghonnorreah or chlamydia and cleaned it up on down low with nobody knowing.
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True. I guess the only way the public would hear about it even if he did is if he was spreading herpes around, or something like that...
 
Ninja Scooter said:
ProTip: not all girls have STDs.

Besides he could have gotten something like ghonnorreah or chlamydia and cleaned it up on down low with nobody knowing.
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one would assume a Perkin's waitress has multiple STDs....

Tigers got the teflon dong apparently
 
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Seriously, I don't see why anyone cares like Dave said I have no idea why this is even 'news'. I understand that when you sign up to be a celebrity some of this stuff comes with the territory. At what point do we stop our insane thirst for the details of our celebrities private lives. Do they even have private lives?
 
RbBrdMan said:
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Seriously, I don't see why anyone cares like Dave said I have no idea why this is even 'news'. I understand that when you sign up to be a celebrity some of this stuff comes with the territory. At what point do we stop our insane thirst for the details of our celebrities private lives. Do they even have private lives?
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LocoMrPollock said:
What's the other guy's problem?
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That's his "chastity" coach. :lol

That is what I thought when I saw the look on his face. "WTF is this ass sashaying in front of my guy."
 
lawblob said:
He's a free man, tap away.

But what I don't understand is how does he not have STDs. IIRC, some of the women said he never used condoms. How do you bang tons of women without a rubber and not infect that jimmy?
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I think the obvious answer is because 99% of these women are full of shit. There's no way that someone of his considerable fame and wealth banged that many chicks raw without a baby to show for it. Because you know ALL OF THEM were trying to get pregnant the moment he started talking to them.
 
Sho_Nuff82 said:
I think the obvious answer is because 99% of these women are full of shit. There's no way that someone of his considerable fame and wealth banged that many chicks raw without a baby to show for it. Because you know ALL OF THEM were trying to get pregnant the moment he started talking to them.
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Yeah, that's another weird element of the story. With the way he *allegedly* was an ass to the women as soon as any of them asked for any kind of financial assistance, you would think some of them would try to get pregnant out of spite or opportunism.

....or maybe he only goes anal?
 
mr jones said:
And this is the problem that he'll have for pretty much the rest of his career. She has her back to him. He's looking in her general direction. "OMG HE'S LOOKING AT DAT ASS!"

Meanwhile the other two guys that are sitting next to Tiger are doing the same thing... "eh their just watching her sing..."

Just because she has a fat ass and looks like she's about use her oral ninja skills on that mic doesn't mean that Tiger is fantasizing about ravishing her voluptuous, milky, flaxen haired body...
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bet money he was lookin @ dat ass.
 
SmokyDave said:
She is delicious. Regardless, I was not happy to see this shit on the front page of a newspaper this morning. Is there really nothing more important going on in the world?
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Not really, a couple of NATO trucks were blown up in Pakistan I guess but eh....
 
Tiger just shot himself in the foot.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about black culture (I'm an expert), but privately looking at a white girls ass is one of the biggest rules. It's not like it is in hollywood, where you can fuck a white girl on tape and make her famous. If you look at dat ass in public, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is that the African American public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2012 for either system, nor will they purchase any of EA's games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Tiger has alienated an entire market with this move.

Tiger, publicly apologize and look at a black girls ass and let the paparazzi see you doing it or you can kiss your business goodbye.
 
That Singer Guy... said:
Tiger just shot himself in the foot.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about black culture (I'm an expert), but privately looking at a white girls ass is one of the biggest rules. It's not like it is in hollywood, where you can fuck a white girl on tape and make her famous. If you look at dat ass in public, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is that the African American public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2012 for either system, nor will they purchase any of EA's games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Tiger has alienated an entire market with this move.

Tiger, publicly apologize and look at a black girls ass and let the paparazzi see you doing it or you can kiss your business goodbye.
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:lol :lol
 
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