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Time to switch to Pepsi

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"Hey guys . . . I got a great idea. What we do is we put out a 'New Coke' every year. Sometime more than once a year. Hey . . . where are you guys going?"
 
Being a director is basically making money for doing fuck all. You show up to meetings, rubber stamp a few things, then go play golf.

This. The real key is to approve the ridiculously huge executive compensation package. And then board members of your company approve your ridiculously huge executive compensation package.

I wish I was exaggerating greatly.
 
This. The real key is to approve the ridiculously huge executive compensation package. And then board members of your company approve your ridiculously huge executive compensation package.

I wish I was exaggerating greatly.

So is this fallout from the lame holiday can?
 
Wait... How did this happen?

And somebody also explain to me how the fuck did the guy end up in Moneyball, while we're at it.
 
Is anyone else reminded of Ancient Aliens dude with that pic?
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Yup. Only major change I did to my diet was drinking water with every meal instead of soda or juice. I've lost 20 pounds in less than 2 years.

Hmm. My non-existent six pack has turned into a very prominent 2 liter. Wonder if I could lose that much by drinking less tea and going with more water.
 
Nothing could make me switch to Pepsi. Well maybe if Hitler came back to life and all the money from Coke sales went to him and whatever shit he was up to, then yeah, I guess I'd have to ditch Coke. But then I'd probably just embrace water.
 
Coke Elite* Sub Imminent

$49.99, every month you will get a 12 (lol, forgot it's Kotick) 6 pack of different exotic Coke flavors never brought to the market

That's 54 cans of deliciousness

*Elite runs from January till September... LOL

DAY Fucking 1

Starting first with Clear Coke, then Coke 2.0, Coke Remixed, Coco-Coke for the first 4 flavors
 
People should drink RC. Basically it tastes just like Coke (not quite, but very close), but it's much cheaper usually.
 
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