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I don't shit in public places, but not because I'm afraid of germs.

You're more likely to get Aids from the keyboard and mouse you're using than from the toilet seat.
 
fistfulofmetal said:
I don't shit in public places, but not because I'm afraid of germs.

You're more likely to get Aids from the keyboard and mouse you're using than from the toilet seat.
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So then why don't you poop in public places?
 
I work in a factory that has a specific ethnic population that actually stand on the toilet seat and squat down to crap. They don't always hit the bulls' eye.

Needless to say, I've almost had several incidents because I won't go near those toilets.
 
I have never taken a shit in a public place (not even school) and I don't plan to.

Partially because my digestion is on a pretty rigid schedule so it's never a problem, and partially because it's absolutely disgusting.
The germs and whatnot don't bother me, but I simply don't want to sit on a toilet seat covered in piss, pubic hair, and other shit; surrounded by racist speech carved into the walls and a thick layer of slime on the floor.
 
I use windex on the seat if it's possible and also kick the knob with my foot to flush.

I remember my high school bathrooms smelled like a swamp. I never pissed in the toilet always on the floor or on the toilet paper. I never took a shit at that school.
 
I happens that I put paper on the seat, it depends. Wiping the seat however, like swipe over the ring, is something I always do. Shitting on public toilets is something I rather avoid doing ofcourse..:lol
 
I usually just wipe off the seat with toilet paper. I won't use a toilet unless it's somewhat clean. Never had any issues, and I use my hand to push the lever to flush.
 
If it can be avoided, I prefer to take care of my shit at home. But if there's no stopping it, TP on the seat. Always.
 
fistfulofmetal said:
Just not comfortable doing it around people I don't know.
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i'm there with you! Plus I feel really uncomfortable making 'noisy' dumps (you know what I mean) if there are other people around. Like I'll go into an empty bathroom and be all psyched like YES I CAN SHIT HERE!!1! and I'll sit down and start doing my business. Then this dip walks in and comes into the stall next to me, farts, drops his pants and just starts wailing on the toilet like he wants to teach it a lesson or something.

I don't understand how these people can just sit on the pot around complete strangers and just blast the most incomprehensibly smelly and noisy loads out of their asshole. It's like they have no regard for humanity.
 
straydog1980 said:
I don't understand how these people can just sit on the pot around complete strangers and just blast the most incomprehensibly smelly and noisy loads out of their asshole. It's like they have no regard for humanity.
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The answer is to eat healthy. Then you don't have loud and smelly dumps very often. Most of mine are quiet and quick.
 
I really hate using public restrooms. So I always try to use a nice layer of toilet paper is I ever do have to do number 2, just to feel secure. Any other time I squat.

I don't even like using the toilet at my house now, because my grandma (who is living with my mother and I) uses it... and yeah, she's not so clean. >_> Besides that sometimes I walk in there and there's shit all over the seat and I can only wonder WTF goes on in there. Lysol spray keeps me sane.

straydog1980 said:
i'm there with you! Plus I feel really uncomfortable making 'noisy' dumps (you know what I mean) if there are other people around. Like I'll go into an empty bathroom and be all psyched like YES I CAN SHIT HERE!!1! and I'll sit down and start doing my business. Then this dip walks in and comes into the stall next to me, farts, drops his pants and just starts wailing on the toilet like he wants to teach it a lesson or something.

I don't understand how these people can just sit on the pot around complete strangers and just blast the most incomprehensibly smelly and noisy loads out of their asshole. It's like they have no regard for humanity.
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:lol :lol :lol Oh man. If it if a noisy one and someone comes in, do you ever try to halt the proceedings until they leave? I do that so often that I've built up some nice control.
 
I definitely put paper down in public restrooms. I have a friend... he even puts some paper down in the crevasse created in the front where the bowl comes to a point. Just to ensure his valuables aren't soiled.
 
GeNoMe said:
Work toilets, school toilets...public toilets you name them, except the one you have at home.

How many gaffers place toiletpaper on the seat before they sit down for nice shit?

I do, i don't care much for growing mushrooms on my ass, i also try to keep the cock from brushing against the seat.
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I don't shit anywhere but a few select locations. I will beeline it home if I must.
 
I blanket the seat with toilet paper. Looks like a snowy NE afternoon. I only poop in public places if no one else is in there. I just can't squeeze one out if someone else is in there. I can rarely poop on vacation. If I have to go at work, there are a few select locations that I have scouted out.

Crazy, I know.
 
We got this mountain of a man where I work, and man I'm telling you - the whole floor holds it for an hour while the cleaning staff rushes in. Its radioactive..
 
straydog1980 said:
i'm there with you! Plus I feel really uncomfortable making 'noisy' dumps (you know what I mean) if there are other people around. Like I'll go into an empty bathroom and be all psyched like YES I CAN SHIT HERE!!1! and I'll sit down and start doing my business. Then this dip walks in and comes into the stall next to me, farts, drops his pants and just starts wailing on the toilet like he wants to teach it a lesson or something.

I don't understand how these people can just sit on the pot around complete strangers and just blast the most incomprehensibly smelly and noisy loads out of their asshole. It's like they have no regard for humanity.
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:lol :lol :lol Totally understand
 
i use my grandmother's technique.

first, check to see if there is soap and that water are running

second, sit on your hands and do your business

third, wash your hands when you're done
 
The Faceless Master said:
i use my grandmother's technique.

first, check to see if there is soap and that water are running

second, sit on your hands and do your business

third, wash your hands when you're done
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I'm not sure if I want to ask how you came to learn this technique.

Judges?
 
DKnight said:
Easy to say when you're a woman... men toilets are horrible :lol
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Women's restrooms are far more unhygenic than men's.

Also, your desk is much dirtier than a toilet seat, and again, women's desks are dirtier than men's.
 
straydog1980 said:
I don't understand how these people can just sit on the pot around complete strangers and just blast the most incomprehensibly smelly and noisy loads out of their asshole. It's like they have no regard for humanity.
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It's a bathroom, WTF do you expect!!

Like people can just magically hold a shit in. Especially if they have had some bad food or something.
 
adamsappel said:
Women's restrooms are far more unhygenic than men's.
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Impossible. FYI, women poop flowers and piss perfume.
No seriously, women bathrooms have 2 inches thick piss on the floor with floating cigarettes an pube hair? messages written with shit on the wall? toilets that haven been used like 20 times without flushing? paper with shit on the floor? I only entered the women bathrooms a couple of times in school out of curiosity, and it seemed like the complete antithesis of our stinking hole. Why are they exactly more unhygienic?
 
You must work or shop in an interesting place to encounter such restrooms regularly. Men's restroom's may appear dirtier, which is what you are describing, but in terms of hygiene, women's are worse. Women typically don't sit directly on the toilet seat, they "hover," so there's more waste on the seat. They also change more babies in women's restrooms, so dirty diapers are adding to it. Women also wash their hands more than men (their hands are cleaner than ours, but they're leaving germs on all those faucets they touch). Women flush more, which sprays urine and fecal matter into the air. Used tampons and pads are another source of bacteria not found in men's rooms.
 
adamsappel said:
You must work or shop in an interesting place to encounter such restrooms regularly. Men's restroom's may appear dirtier, which is what you are describing, but in terms of hygiene, women's are worse. Women typically don't sit directly on the toilet seat, they "hover," so there's more waste on the seat. They also change more babies in women's restrooms, so dirty diapers are adding to it. Women also wash their hands more than men (their hands are cleaner than ours, but they're leaving germs on all those faucets they touch). Women flush more, which sprays urine and fecal matter into the air. Used tampons and pads are another source of bacteria not found in men's rooms.
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I'm pretty sure the splatter of piss raining down into a pool of water from 3+ feet above the surface causes more splash-back then "hovering."

Not to mention the huge number of guys who don't lift the toilet seat before pissing, so anybody who has to sit is forced to sit on one of the nastiest concoctions on the planet.
 
DKnight said:
Impossible. FYI, women poop flowers and piss perfume.
No seriously, women bathrooms have 2 inches thick piss on the floor with floating cigarettes an pube hair? messages written with shit on the wall? toilets that haven been used like 20 times without flushing? paper with shit on the floor? I only entered the women bathrooms a couple of times in school out of curiosity, and it seemed like the complete antithesis of our stinking hole. Why are they exactly more unhygienic?
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Trust me. I work in a place that is 90% women. They have had plenty of floor meetings about the hygiene in the ladies room. Blood, hair, pads, shoe marks, all kinds of stuff. Those pretty girls are worse than us, my friend.
 
Japan-Age, is this a typical Japanese toilet?

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I saw a similar toilet in a US public bathroom recently, and I couldn't understand its purpose. Was it just a wide, long urinal (it was installed next to a regular-sized urinal)? Was it a She-inal, for women to use standing up? Was it for both urinating and defecating (yet it was installed in the open)?
 
ToxicAdam said:
I poop wherever and whenever. I just wipe down the seat before I sit down.


I never understood people's insane fears about toilet seats. Urine does not harbor germs. Germs in fecal matter cannot be absorbed by your skin. Kitchen sinks have HUNDRED times more germs than toilet seats, and you are much more likely to put your hands near your mouth after using one.
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This.



At least there's one other sane person in this thread.
 
The Faceless Master said:
i use my grandmother's technique.

first, check to see if there is soap and that water are running

second, sit on your hands and do your business

third, wash your hands when you're done
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:lol I thought that was hilarious. Is this a technique to follow when toilet paper isn't present? Have you tried laying down toilet paper vs. your hands? I'm intrigued.
 
Meh I just put my arse down I can't be bothered to wipe the seat, I don't see how toilet paper can clean the bacteria away, It just smears it I reckon.
I base my logic on absolutely nothing

If there's a hair I just blow it off...

As for laying the paper all around the seat, I only go in public if I'm about to shit myself so I don't have the time to even if I wanted.
 
iapetus said:
Also notoriously true of computer keyboards. Then again, half of NeoGAF is probably typing through thick wads of tissue paper as we speak...
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:lol :lol Don't want to sit on a toliet, but it's ok to use that semen crusted mouse and oily keyboard!
 
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