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[ToxicAdam]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nncDobgC8c&search=tom cruise bet


What is that, the Frankenstein?

 

[kablooey]

That was pretty embarrassing, I thought. But then I remembered it was Tom Cruise, and so relatively speaking, considering his usual brand of embarrassment, it wasn't all that bad.

 

[pinkatrophe]

So I guess this does confirm he is not human, then?


Alright, then.

 

[DMczaf]

I read the title and said "I bet this is from Tom Cruise's appearance on BET...". I didnt even see it, and I just knew they would have him dance at some point on the show.

Anyways, this confirms that Tom Cruise is the best thing going in Hollywood!

 

[demon]

That looks strikingly similar to the highly secret Thetan expulsion dance. That's only reserved for special Xenu seances you son of a bitch! ooh he's in trouble now...

 

[Ninja Scooter]

there is a shawn michaels gif that proves without a shadow of a doubt that white people have rhythm, but thanks to my GAF oppressors, i can't post it.

 

[Poody]

I wonder if he knows the people there are laughing at him and not with him.

 

[Solo]

:lol

Tom Cruise is like the greatest man ever.

 

[deadhorse32]

Looks like he is trying to drive a motorcycle

"Give me some gas bitch !!!"

 

[karasu]

hahaha he's awesome! He even threw the white man sway in there.:lol

 

[Solo]

:lol :lol :lol

Honestly, I cant stop laughing. I have pretty much the complete opposite reaction to Cruise that most people do. The more batshit insane he gets, the more I love the guy!

 

[PowWow]

So I guess this does confirm he is not human, then?


Alright, then.

:lol

 

[Christopher]

Oh Tom Cruise fuck off, I'm tired of you now.

 

[fly high ~ayunite~]

I feel bad for his kids, mid-life crisis aren't pretty for anyone involved.

 

[bggrthnjsus]

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol god i love him

 

[Ronin]

Holy shit. That was worse than I expected. :lol

 

[hyp]

tom cruise is the mufuckin' man!

 

[DMczaf]

Get down on it! Get down on it!

 

[Solo]

Tom so needs to do a remake of Breakin' for his next picture! :lol

 

[Matrix]

Get down on it! Get down on it!

That made my day :lol

 

[Christopher]

If Tom keeps this up I see a Tom Cruise Apperication thread coming up...

 

[Solo]

How can you not appreciate Tom Cruise? The man:

- believes in aliens
- eats babies
- can cure depression
- runs 17mph
- dances like a young Travolta
- used to travel with hookers
- taught us to respect the cock and tame the pussy!

 

[VictimOfGrief]

:lol

 

[Christopher]

17 mph....ya don't say...?

 

[levious]

I wonder if he knows the people there are laughing at him and not with him.

they were loving him.

 

[Solo]

Magnolia

Frank TJ Mackay, Master of the Muff!

"Respect the cock... and tame the cunt. Tame it. "

"Do you think they're your friends? They're not your friends. Do you really think she'll be there when things go bad? Huh? When things go wrong? You think again. Fucking Denise. Denise the piece. Oh, you're gonna give me that cherry pie sweet mama baby. "

"I will drop-kick those fuckin' dogs if they come near me."

 

[tedtropy]

You ride that invisa-cycle, Tom. RIDE IT FOR XENU!11

 

[pollo]

DISSAPOINTING TOTAL

I thought he was going to do a poppin or locking routine

 

[Solo]

"Come May, its v-day. Come June, its the lick of my spoon. Come July, its 'SUCK MY BIG FAT FUCKING SAUSAGE!'"

 

[Christopher]

Hey DM can you do one of your famous pics of Shawn only have Cruise being the recipient from the water microphone incident.

 

[jett]

:lol :lol :lol

Oh Tom, what you wouldn't do for press coverage. You gotta give it to him, he's the most entertaining actor alive, but for different reasons.

 

[Solo]

I actually think hes a very talented actor too. Thats why hes cool. Crazy motherfucker, but I can separate his reality from his characters.

 

[jett]

I actually think hes a very talented actor too. Thats why hes cool. Crazy motherfucker, but I can separate his reality from his characters.

Oh yeah, I didn't mean to imply he wasn't. The Cruise-missile FTW.

 

[bud]

That was pretty cute. :lol