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[Youta Mottenai]

I would get into scientology just to bang Marisol Nichols.

NOOOOOO! What a waste! What a waste!

Spoiler

(Hoping that there is at least a "Thou shalt pose naked to repel Xenu influences" scientolonut commandment) :lol .

 

[tawal]

I didn't know scientologists were more capable of helping in a vehicle accident more than ambulance workers. who knew.

 

[alr1ght]

Is this from one of Scientology's videos for sale? It seems like it's propaganda for hooking them in.

 

[Xater]

I didn't know scientologists were more capable of helping in a vehicle accident more than ambulance workers. who knew.

It's incredible isn't it? :lol

BTW I didn't know about this Xenu shit at all and i just ggogled it because of the funny GAF comments. I said "wow" a few times. :lol

 

[donkey show]

WTF, I had a dream about him trying to recruit me and girlfriend into scientology last night. Gotta stop reading OT GAF for a bit before I sleep. :lol

 

[Lonestar]

Wow at Xenu's wiki page. Take a look at the artist rendition of his Space Vehicle :lol :lol

 

[polyh3dron]

Gotta stop reading OT GAF for a bit before I sleep. :lol

GAH!

 

[Socreges]

"Tom Cruise has introduced LOH technology to over one billion people on Earth" :lol

 

[laserbeam]

Wow at Xenu's wiki page. Take a look at the artist rendition of his Space Vehicle :lol :lol

Thats actually exactly how L Ron Described the Ships. They looked just like Modern Planes except with space engines. Just like hydrogen Bombs more powerful then anything we have were dropped into the volcanos to kill the people and capture their spirits.

To this Day Xenu remains locked inside a Volcano somewhere on the planet sealed in by a forcefield

 

[Youta Mottenai]

It's incredible isn't it? :lol

BTW I didn't know about this Xenu shit at all and i just ggogled it because of the funny GAF comments. I said "wow" a few times. :lol

Xenu (also Xemu), pronounced /ˈziːnuː/, according to science fiction writer and Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, was the dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of his people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs.

WOW indeed! :lol :lol :lol
So couldn´t this Xenu guy just jettisoned these guys into space? No sir, he travelled light-years in fancy spaceships to throw them "edit:around"(my bad Mr.Xenu!) volcanoes and, after that, nuke them.

"I aprove this plan!"

 

[polyh3dron]

Well, DC-8s aren't really modern any more

 

[ana]

Too bad Tommy boy didn't get (or can't get) any help for his mental problems because of scienos.. :-|

 

[alr1ght]

free avatar

 

[Xater]

"Tom Cruise has introduced LOH technology to over one billion people on Earth" :lol

I don#t know what LOH technology is that alone made me lol. :lol

 

[Lonestar]

I want to work on that same animated gif, but jokerize every frame, for Animated JokerCruise!

Really, that one laugh over SP's or whatever. Slap some Makeup on him, and he's a better JackJoker than Jack was.

 

[fallengorn]

I didn't know scientologists were more capable of helping in a vehicle accident more than ambulance workers. who knew.

Supposedly, if you're a high enough level aren't you suppose to be able to time travel and shoot mind bullets?

 

[Youta Mottenai]

Well, DC-8s aren't really modern any more

But this can travel in space!!!

"Artist's impression of one of Xenu's space planes, per Hubbard's description."

Holly hell! :lol :lol :lol
Reading about this cult is like watching Bloodrayne: it only goes from bad to worse. And worse. And downhill. :lol

 

[Hellsing321]

But this can travel in space!!!

I love how it says NASA on it. :lol

 

[Lonestar]

 

[PnCIa]

I´m really sorry for Tom. As an actor i really, really respect him and i would like to see him in more movies. But his private life...holy shit wtf :lol

 

[polyh3dron]

Supposedly, if you're a high enough level aren't you suppose to be able to time travel and shoot mind bullets?

I've read accounts of Scientologists who were a little "out-ethics"/PTS that were threatened by a CoS worker saying that "we can kill with only a thought".

 

[Particle Physicist]

i recently found out that i live about a block or two away from one of those scientology recruitment center church things.. im so tempted to walk in..

...

 

[Lonestar]

PICS

Can you walk in with a Tin Foil Hat, telling them you thought you were being followed by a satelite controlled by Zeus?

 

[nelsonroyale]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eToR5p0zh-0

eh, they were more tollerant of being followed than alot of other religious people...its just another religion, though a religion without and obscure origin...its recent

 

["God's Beard!"]

decided I didn't want it, first come first serve

 

[laserbeam]

eh, they were more tollerant of being followed than alot of other religious people...its just another religion, though a religion without and obscure origin...its recent

Probably Missed the part where they tried to Enter his house illegally that day by telling neighbors they were related to him and the constant picketing at his house for being a critic that led to him coming out.

The the Part where they try to stage it like hes assaulting their member and other totally insane things in the video?

if thats not enough how about a video of one of the pickets at his house
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjeS6sNBFqw

My mistake he mentions the attempted house intrusion in parts 1 and 2 of the video. Scientology is batshit insane and if you spend a few hours watching the videos at Xenutv.com you'll see just how insane they are.

 

[my name is ed]

i recently found out that i live about a block or two away from one of those scientology recruitment center church things.. im so tempted to walk in..

...

This reminds me, theres a scientology center on the drag here in front of UT. Last semester some friends and I went into it and took the personality test. We gave them the names of some friends and their respective phone numbers:lol Anyway we acted like we were drug addicts on the verge of dropping out with some anger problems. When one of my friends was going over the test with the scientologists he kept on acting as angry as they were telling him he was. You could hear several "this is BULLSHIT!" and "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!" I just pretended to be really insecure and distrustful. They totally tried to sell us the dianetics shit. It was a glorious day. Oh yeah and when we first walked in they said we could take the personality tests (free!) but we couldn't go into the lecture. We looked where the lecture was and saw what was inside (it was in a glass room) and there was just one person there :lol

 

[Captain Glanton]

I still can't believe it about Marisol.

<gently weeps>

 

[Xater]

i recently found out that i live about a block or two away from one of those scientology recruitment center church things.. im so tempted to walk in..

...

You should totally go and scream aloud: XENU SAVE ME!

 

[Jamesfrom818]

 

[tedtropy]

Damn you Tom, why are you so infectious? I can't...not...like you! :lol

Looking at his hair, it's like the first time I heard The Beatles...

 

[Peru]

Seriously, with that voice over at the end.. it's like a bad bad joke. A cheesy joke you'd see on Mars Attacks or MAD Tv. It makes me believe all of them are in on a huge gag to fool people - they're not really serious. They can't be. Weirdest phenomenon in modern times.

 

[alr1ght]

 

[Tim-E]

free avatar

I'll take it.
Thanks

 

[Lonestar]

decided I didn't want it, first come first serve

I'll take it for now, my photobucket account went over the limit for the month a week ago!

 

[Captain Glanton]

I just read the wiki page for Scientology, for the first time. I'm a big My Name is Earl fan, but now I find out that Jason Lee is a member, the same day I find out about Marisol Nichols?

This sucks.

 

[alr1ght]

I just read the wiki page for Scientology, for the first time. I'm a big My Name is Earl fan, but now I find out that Jason Lee is a member, the same day I find out about Marisol Nichols?

This sucks.

so is Ethan Suplee

 

[KingGondo]

I like, HOLY SHIT! :lol

 

[tahrikmili]

haha, awesome.. add some horns and a goatie during the transition and it'll be perfect.

 

[Captain Glanton]

so is Ethan Suplee

That's it, I'm going to pretend this thread never happened!

 

[tedtropy]

Does kinda make sense that Lucifer would be Tom Cruise...

 

[Dave1988]

This was both funny and scary.
Jesus, who spawns these nutjobs?

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

It's like watching a mockumentary.

Seriously, with that voice over at the end.. it's like a bad bad joke. A cheesy joke you'd see on Mars Attacks or MAD Tv. It makes me believe all of them are in on a huge gag to fool people - they're not really serious. They can't be. Weirdest phenomenon in modern times.

Yes, this. It's like watching Tom Cruise the character and not Tom Cruise the person.

edit: WTF at the part where he's like "I wish I could go on vacation, but I can't because blah blah blah." This really sounds so fake.

 

[esbern]

i think this is the first time gaf has unanonymously agreed with the OP

 

[Tim-E]

i think this is the first time gaf has unanonymously agreed with the OP

Xenu Defense Force assemble!

 

[Revengeance]

I won't hesitate to put Ethics in someone else... Because I put it ruthlessly in myself

:lol :lol Please tell me Ethics isn't some sort of pet name...

 

[fse]

god he is so brainwashed.

 

[dose]

Link doesn't work now Anyone have a backup?

 

[Flo]

It was scary

Really scary! I can't imagine how he believes everything he is saying. I remember reading a childrens book about a girl who joined a cult when I was about 9, this reminded me of it a lot.

 

[Tristam]

They got Jason Lee too? FUCK.