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[RagnarokIV]

Got an older top model coffee machine from a relative who's upgraded.

New gimmick and novelty of this means I've been drinking back to back double espressos all day long. Haven't even had a glass of water.

Anyway, it's night time and now my head is killing me and I'm shittin all over the gaff. My arse is bastard boggin', the house stinks of shit and I'm like a fucken ferret who's taken too many E's at a rave. So I'm gonna hit the wine to knock me out.

Anyone else been on a coffee bender by accident?

 

[Con-Z-epT]

Coffee means life!

 

[Ikutachi]

Drink decaf.

 

[Kilau]

Just go with the coffee enema from the start next time.

 

[AJUMP23]

Get some water in your bloodstream man.

 

[badblue]

Get some water in your bloodstream man.

Coffee is just flavored water.

 

[FunkMiller]

Drink more coffee. That’s the only way to feel better from drinking too much coffee.

 

[AJUMP23]

Coffee is just flavored water.

Water doesn't have the caffeine. I guess every drink is flavored water of some sort.

 

[MidGenRefresh]

Coffee is useless, water is all you need.

 

[Syphon Filter]

Coffee is useless, water is all you need.

Coffee is life bruh!

 

[Joramun]

Love me some coffee. One mug around 9:30am and another around 3:30pm.

 

[LordOfChaos]

Get to 100

 

[newtypepilot]

 

[German Hops]

I can't even wake up without coffee.

 

[RagnarokIV]

I can't even wake up without coffee.

I bet you pinch it off a coworker too, fucken hell mate lol

 

[DGrayson]

I always cut myself off after 12:00 noon. Usually 2 double espressos each AM, sometimes an additional single espresso but nothing after 12 noon, its a rule which keeps me honest. After 12 noon i switch to Coke Zero.

 

[RagnarokIV]

Done a bottle of wine while playing metal gear online. Fucked now, so off to bed.
Remember boys, don't do ~16 double espressos for fuck sake lol

 

[Syphon Filter]

I always cut myself off after 12:00 noon. Usually 2 double espressos each AM, sometimes an additional single espresso but nothing after 12 noon, its a rule which keeps me honest. After 12 noon i switch to Coke Zero.

how come none after noon?

 

[Trogdor1123]

I drink about a litre of earl grey every morning and then maybe a second pot in the evenings some days. How people drink coffee all day, or at all, boggles the mind

 

[DGrayson]

how come none after noon?

I used to have an afternoon coffee but then sometimes as I got a bit older I felt like i was having trouble falling asleep at night. So i cut myself off at 12.

 

[German Hops]

16 double espressos for fuck sake lol

How are you still alive?!

 

[badblue]

I guess every drink is flavored water of some sort.

I do love burnt seed water.

 

[Vyse]

Usually stop at 2pm. One cup when I get up and the next two spaced out. Use my Nespresso. Don’t normally hit coffee shops.

 

[ReBurn]

I bought a new percolator yesterday. I've had a few too many cups myself.

 

[Richard Packer]

Water doesn't have the caffeine. I guess every drink is flavored water of some sort.

Even piss?

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

My favorite thing to do in life is drink a bunch of black coffee as soon as I wake up and get a killer headed for the next 4 - 6 hours. OP knows what's up.

 

[Jinzo Prime]

Even piss?

Did you know, you can recycle your own urine 3 times before it kills you?

Spoiler

actually 1 to 3 times, it's a gamble.

 

[JonSnowball]

I mainline espresso. I've got an IV running directly from my coffee machine to my vein, and that's my legal alternative to amphetamine abuse.

 

[Richard Packer]

Did you know, you can recycle your own urine 3 times before it kills you?

Spoiler

actually 1 to 3 times, it's a gamble.

 

[Slayer-33]

I always cut myself off after 12:00 noon. Usually 2 double espressos each AM, sometimes an additional single espresso but nothing after 12 noon, its a rule which keeps me honest. After 12 noon i switch to Coke Zero.

Diet Coke my friend, Diet Coke

 

[violence]

I’m starting to speculate that my insomnia is from coffee drinking

 

[SirKicksalot]

I got one of those yerba mate kits with a gourd and like 20 bags of different flavours. Went to Youtube, followed the tutorials, even grabbed a thermos so I could refill while working. They say you can refill it 5-20 times. I made it through two before going full Chev Chelios

I am convinced caffeine is directly responsible for Argentina's economic disaster.

 

[SpiceRacz]

600MG OF CAFFEINE MINIMUM DAILY

 

[Auto_aim1]

Time to drink Karak masala chai my man. Coffee sucks.

 

[crazepharmacist]

I never drink espresso but I want to. What’s a good espresso machine? They have some expensive models on Costco’s website I see. Any of them good?

 

[GeekyDad]

DEAD MAN WALKING!

 

[SJRB]

Some people don't deserve to wield the power of the coffee bean, clearly.

 

[Tams]

Time to drink Karak masala chai my man. Coffee sucks.

Still has plenty of caffeine in.