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[Darkmakaimura]

Earlier today I was VERY constipated. Normally I poop a lot so this is very rare. But it was pretty bad.

Person I live with said for me to take a Senna, so I did as it is a laxative.

Found out after it takes about 8 hours to work and I took the Senna a little before 3pm (it's 7:35pm here now). Being a dumbass I didn't check up on it first and thought it would work quickly.

Uh.... Should I be worried in a few hours before I go to sleep that I'm going to be making trips to the bathroom all night?

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

Nah, you'll be fine. If you're quick enough to get up once the turtle poke it's head out... Is your bathroom far away?

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Nah, you'll be fine. If you're quick enough to get up once the turtle poke it's head out... Is your bathroom far away?

Not really but I naturally have a loose stomach which worries me more but as I said, the constipation was pretty bad today.

I dropped one big toilet-plugging deuce after a struggle about 30 minutes after I took the Senna but I still feel there's quite a bit in there needing release.

 

[haxan7]

The only thing to worry about is anticipating the pure pleasure of the release too much

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

Not really but I naturally have a loose stomach which worries me more but as I said, the constipation was pretty bad today.

I dropped one big toilet-plugging deuce after a struggle about 30 minutes after I took the Senna but I still feel there's quite a bit in there needing release.

Hang in there bud! Do you know what caused you constipation? I got it bad once from taking vitamin pills and also took Senna but made it out alive.

 

[lock2k]

 

[BigBooper]

Did you survive?

 

[Elektro Demon]

So, tell us what happened OP.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

If you really want to clear out the pipes, invest in a bag of sugar free gummy bears.

The horror at 30,000 feet!

 

[Kamina]

Did you survive?

So, tell us what happened OP.

He’s gone. Shat himself to death.

 

[TrainedRage]

Whatever you do.... Don’t fart.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

So, tell us what happened OP.

Did you survive?

Made it through the night. Dropped a couple Browns into the Superbowl this morning. No diahrreah. I'm a little asshurt although, litetally.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Mishandling laxatives?

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[BigBooper]

Made it through the night. Dropped a couple Browns into the Superbowl this morning. No diahrreah. I'm a little asshurt although, litetally.

I'm happy for you. Last time I took Senna I projectile vomited green, grassy vomit for a day and a half.

 

[Northeastmonk]

Id be careful taking laxatives. My mother was addicted to laxatives. Not even joking. I’d walk in on her every other day, giving herself a laxative. Now her digestive system doesn’t respond properly. I do just fine with a plant based diet. Lots and lots of fiber. Never felt better in my life.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Id be careful taking laxatives. My mother was addicted to laxatives. Not even joking. I’d walk in on her every other day, giving herself a laxative. Now her digestive system doesn’t respond properly. I do just fine with a plant based diet. Lots and lots of fiber. Never felt better in my life.

I took one. Never taken one before in my life especially since I have the opposite problem of constipation. But this was an exception because it was particularly bad.