LyleLanley
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I would google it for you but I really don't want that in my search history.
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Toys that you can't believe exist
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I would google it for you but I really don't want that in my search history.
Cow Mengde
Banned
I can't believe I liked watching penguins go round and round.
They literally just go around and around forever until the battery runs out.
How fucking useless.
I had one as a kid. I love the shit out of it.
Paper Sparrow
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Well, I guess I can believe it, but...
"I really shiver!"
I love that little addition.
SenorArdilla
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Drilbit777
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In a similar vein of bootlegs:
Lol what does Shrek have anything to do with super heroes?
Handsomejan
Member
probably the same as the car on the left from cars.
In a similar vein of bootlegs:
Why is Spider-Man there?
Massive Duck. C.M.
Banned
In a similar vein of bootlegs:
Would pay good money for Sense of Right
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_U-238_Atomic_Energy_Laboratory
Low-level radiation sources:
Four Uranium-bearing ore samples
Alpha particles (Pb-210 and Po-210)
Beta particles (Ru-106)
Gamma particles (possibly Zn-65)
Oh, it was. Just not enough to really do any damage.
Compsiox
Banned
Thats like making a toy based on that tape worm that grows under your skin.
Captainbojanglesiii
Banned
Because they all stand up for what they think is right
All those things were popular at the time of production. They took everything kids like, and threw them together in lazy packaging.
What even?
It was discontinued for obvious reasons lol, it was a little too much.
The company that made them is called Famosa though.
U n i o n 0015
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This thread can't be complete without Robert Cop 2 either.
Haha, I had a RoboCop action figure as a kid. It was smaller scale, though. Bought it in the same toy aisle you'd find superheroes and Ninja Turtles!
Paper Sparrow
Member
Look closer.
El Pescado
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My wife was reading over my shoulder and she goes "I had that! Her name was Brittany. She never stopped shivering. Her head fell off..."
I can't believe I liked watching penguins go round and round.
They literally just go around and around forever until the battery runs out.
How fucking useless.
That was great amusement. I loved it as a kid.
That and my love for Pingu. Ah memories
The Technomancer
card-carrying scientician
Lego Time Cruisers sets look like the designers got lazy and just had their children build them.
Holy shit I wanted this so badly as a kid for the red spiral piece
Come play with actual radioactive shit, kids!
I had a crystal forming kit that was essentially poisons and heavy metals for kids.
alfredofroylan
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Transformers + TMNT What could possible go wrong?
Paper Sparrow
Member
Transformers + TMNT What could possible go wrong?
hawt
Someone has a fetish.Transformers + TMNT What could possible go wrong?
Maybe not a true 'toy' but it's definitely something you could get under your Christmas tree. A kids 22 'my first rifle' from Crickett. It's even marketed with a cartoon and comes in child friendly colors.
http://www.crickett.com/
http://www.crickett.com/
They sell these things at ironic toy stores. A friend gave me HIV as a gag gift for christmas one year.
Come play with actual radioactive shit, kids!
This was probably a great kit for kids who aren't morons
which is probably most of them
But it's not a Robocop action figure.....
CheeseConey
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I just want to know why we went from this
to this
to this
revolverjgw
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Transformers + TMNT What could possible go wrong?
April looks like a fucking linebacker
Transformers + TMNT What could possible go wrong?
I had both of these.
Compsiox
Banned
What the actual fuck?
EightBitNate
Member
Tragedies are fun!
I actually have a childhood picture on one of these things.
Compsiox
Banned
Soccer mom's put an end to it. Just like every childhood memory.
speculawyer
Member
What? Shaving pubes on a baby?
Who the fuck thought that was a good idea? Why does a baby have pubes?
It turns out "you can shave the baby" is not a mass-market toy and is actually a piece of subversive artwork from the same dude who made a Lego Concentration Camp.
It turns out "you can shave the baby" is not a mass-market toy and is actually a piece of subversive artwork from the same artist who made a Lego Concentration Camp.
bloody hell! i'm glad these don't actually exist
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