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[Zapages]

It looks bad... Replace Galvatron with Optimus as the Villain that gets reformed.. lol

 

[duckroll]

Ken Jeong in DoTM, what an abomination of a performance.

I suppose you can't cast 100% of the blame on him, given what he's working with, but still, have some self-respect man.

No I can definitely cast 100% of the blame on him. He knew what he was doing, and no other actor in the same role would have been as insufferable!

 

[Discotheque]

lol yeah Ken Jeong might have been the worst performance I've seen in the franchise which is saying a lot.

 

[C-Drive]

It'll be awesome if they managed to pull off a redemption arc for Optimus with the new trilogy with him coming to the realization that the Quintessons tinkering has been responsible for his increased violence in the first few films. Ultimately resulting in him turning away from violence and becoming a heroic Optimus for the first time.

That would somewhat redeem the series in my eyes.

I mean the final scene of the third one was him going full on murder. He's never seemed like a hero in the films.

 

[Luigi87]

These movies are.. Not good.

But my friends and I will continue to see them in theatres regardless.

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

It's pretty obvious which character Hopkins is (see leak spoiler thread), and you can pretty much assemble the first half from there. Well, at least Hopkins won't be utterly wasted then. I do have a certain... sensitive disposition towards these Ford jokes though. Keep 'em coming, this new narrative seems promising.

Optimus somehow dead / Nemesis'ed. How did he die? He just flew into space last time. Learn to fly, you murderous jackass.
Oh, that's the ending shot, isn't it? Ha, Optimus dies. Good riddance.

also: What the fucking hell @ actual Metal Gear in there.

 

[Prompto]

I have no memory of Ken Jeong being in the third movie. In fact, I barely have any memory of it besides the third act. Maybe that's why I think Dark of the Moon is good.

 

[newtypepilot]

wow....didn't expect this to be part of Ford's new narrative. Violent delights indeed....

Is it just me or does the first 40 seconds of dialogue can be used for as a teaser for Westworld season 2???

 

[Dryk]

So... who wants to bet on them taking a page out of Transformers Prime's book, and the centre of the Earth is Unicron or some shit?

If they take anything from Prime it should be the incredibly satisfying way it ended.

 

[Tizoc]

These movies are.. Not good.

But my friends and I will continue to see them in theatres regardless.

There are far superior alternatives ya know

 

[True Savior]

He's in this and his design is crap, even by BayFormer standards. Looks like the result of an computer algorithm which browses a library of car images, randomly mashes them together into humanoid templates and spews out 100,000 an hour, then Michael Bay picked out the least interesting one he could find.

Goddamn he is hideous. Fucking blasphemy.

 

[ZackieChan]

Deep Wang

 

[Calabi]

yup, another transformers trailer where i have no idea what the hell is going on.

That's at least consistent with the full length movies.

 

[The Sum of Zero]

That would somewhat redeem the series in my eyes.

I mean the final scene of the third one was him going full on murder. He's never seemed like a hero in the films.

Just want to add the novel ending was completely different.

And better. As far as the events that occurred, not the writing.

 

[cj_iwakura]

Just want to add the novel ending was completely different.

And better.

Maybe the film was like that before a rewrite.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Just want to add the novel ending was completely different.

And better.

Somebody actually read the novelization of Michael Bay's Transformers. Holy shit.

 

[C-Drive]

Just want to add the novel ending was completely different.

And better.

Holy shit that's sooo good.

 

[Jack Scofield]

I can't get over how hilarious it is that Optimus is dead in space. Why did he even fly up there in the first place if he can't survive in space? What was he thinking? "OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK how do I turn these rockets off?"

 

[Snaku]

I can't get over how hilarious it is that Optimus is dead in space. Why did he even fly up there in the first place if he can't survive in space? What was he thinking? "OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK how do I turn these rockets off?"

Can't believe I'm going to defend this film, but it's entirely possible that he was attacked en route to wherever the hell psychopathic killbots fly to in space.

 

[Da-Kid]

In all honesty. I hate the Movie's portrayal of Optimus. He's very... brutal, and even tyrannical at times. He isn't very... how do you say.... optimistic? I wouldn't even call him selfless.

 

[duckroll]

In all honesty. I hate the Movie's portrayal of Optimus. He's very... brutal, and even tyrannical at times. He isn't very... how do you say.... optimistic? I wouldn't even call him selfless.

The Optimus in his name doesn't stand for optimism, it stands for optimal killing blow.

 

[NealMcCauley]

Damn, cannot play the pro-res file. It's stutters constantly on my crappy work computer and personal laptop.

In all honesty. I hate the Movie's portrayal of Optimus. He's very... brutal, and even tyrannical at times. He isn't very... how do you say.... optimistic? I wouldn't even call him selfless.

One of my favorite things about the Transformers movies is that Michael Bay's idea of a righteous hero is also a total sociopath.

 

[Hero]

It's a different take on Optimus. He's been fighting for thousands or millions of years. At some point killing just becomes part of the job.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

RARGH I'LL KILL YOU

 

[Pocky4Th3Win]

WTF is going on in this trailer? Is there even a plot?

 

[Snaku]

One of my favorite things about the Transformers movies is that Michael Bay's idea of a righteous hero is also a total sociopath.

I think it all stems from the original film, and all the fan criticism Bay got for making Optimus a total pushover. Got his ass whooped by Megatron, and had to rely on Sam to save everyone.

 

[Timu]

Please be closer to the quality of the 1st one and not the sequels, that's all I ask.

 

[Avixph]

It's pretty obvious which character Hopkins is (see leak spoiler thread), and you can pretty much assemble the first half from there. Well, at least Hopkins won't be utterly wasted then. I do have a certain... sensitive disposition towards these Ford jokes though. Keep 'em coming, this new narrative seems promising.

Optimus somehow dead / Nemesis'ed. How did he die? He just flew into space last time. Learn to fly, you murderous jackass.
Oh, that's the ending shot, isn't it? Ha, Optimus dies. Good riddance.

also: What the fucking hell @ actual Metal Gear in there.

Which character is Hopkins playing?

 

[The Sum of Zero]

Somebody actually read the novelization of Michael Bay's Transformers. Holy shit.

The books weren't that bad.

 

[Messofanego]

I'll just wait for duckrolls' review, since he's the only mod who actually loves these movies. His reviews are enough for me to read and avoid these films.

 

[neorej]

WTF is going on in this trailer? Is there even a plot?

Trailers usually don't have a plot.


Neither do Bay movies.


I don't know what to say, I don't know what you expected.

 

[JdFoX187]

Just want to add the novel ending was completely different.

And better.

Christ, that is some absolutely horrible writing.

 

[Messofanego]

Of course a GAFer has a copy of a Transformers movie novelisation. Christ.

 

[Killer Queen]

Of course a GAFer has a copy of a Transformers movie novelisation. Christ.

I mean, it could be worse.
He could be a sister fucker.

 

[Messofanego]

I mean, it could be worse.
He could be a sister fucker.

Goddamnit I wish I didn't know this reference.

 

[Killer Queen]

Goddamnit I wish I didn't know this reference.

As if there was a single instance.

 

[velociraptor]

I mean, it could be worse.
He could be a sister fucker.

i don't get it

 

[Calabi]

In all honesty. I hate the Movie's portrayal of Optimus. He's very... brutal, and even tyrannical at times. He isn't very... how do you say.... optimistic? I wouldn't even call him selfless.

Its Bays view of what a hero should be like, his other films(non trans) arent to off this track. He has a fucked up view of world.

 

[Messofanego]

i don't get it

You're welcome.

"The second girl I dated was more serious. We dated for about 2 and half years. Again my sis and I stopped at first for about 2 months, but then we couldn't find temptation and started up again. This time around, the girl broke it off with me because she could sense that I wasn't being honest with her about something. There was just no way I could tell her.
As for her boyfriends, well.. Similarly we tried to stop a few times, but now when she starts dating someone new we don't really care and just keep going for it anyway.
I know, it's pretty bad. But it doesn't feel like cheating. She's just my sister, I don't see it as any different to if we were just playing Mario Kart together, but instead, we fucking.
The sex is just too damn good. We both agree that it's not the same with other people. For example: I can last for such a long damn time with my sis. Like I'm talking constant non-stop pumping until exhaustion and I need to change position. With the gf's, I lasted like 2 mins tops if I didn't stop to pace myself. I guess it's because I'm so comfortable and confident with her. She cums multiple times while I'm pumping away as well, and she says no other guy has managed to do that to her."

 

[NOLA_Gaffer]

One of these days I hope they use the 80s designs in a big-budget film. These transformers are still way too busy, even though I'm aware how common of a complaint that is.

 

[Snaku]

You're welcome.

"The second girl I dated was more serious. We dated for about 2 and half years. Again my sis and I stopped at first for about 2 months, but then we couldn't find temptation and started up again. This time around, the girl broke it off with me because she could sense that I wasn't being honest with her about something. There was just no way I could tell her.
As for her boyfriends, well.. Similarly we tried to stop a few times, but now when she starts dating someone new we don't really care and just keep going for it anyway.
I know, it's pretty bad. But it doesn't feel like cheating. She's just my sister, I don't see it as any different to if we were just playing Mario Kart together, but instead, we fucking.
The sex is just too damn good. We both agree that it's not the same with other people. For example: I can last for such a long damn time with my sis. Like I'm talking constant non-stop pumping until exhaustion and I need to change position. With the gf's, I lasted like 2 mins tops if I didn't stop to pace myself. I guess it's because I'm so comfortable and confident with her. She cums multiple times while I'm pumping away as well, and she says no other guy has managed to do that to her."

Well with statutory rape already covered, I think I smell the next Bayformers human subplot.

 

[Killer Queen]

Well with statutory rape already covered, I think I smell the next Bayformers human subplot.

The worst part is, this is only like one of at least 3 different users and that's excluding Eightbitnate

 

[The Sum of Zero]

Of course a GAFer has a copy of a Transformers movie novelisation. Christ.

Yes, I have them. Yes, I read them years ago. What's your point?

 

[daviyoung]

One of my favorite things about the Transformers movies is that Michael Bay's idea of a righteous hero is also a total sociopath.

Has Bay ever made a movie that isn't an allegory for the armed forces?

 

[Seductivpancakes]

You're welcome.

"The second girl I dated was more serious. We dated for about 2 and half years. Again my sis and I stopped at first for about 2 months, but then we couldn't find temptation and started up again. This time around, the girl broke it off with me because she could sense that I wasn't being honest with her about something. There was just no way I could tell her.
As for her boyfriends, well.. Similarly we tried to stop a few times, but now when she starts dating someone new we don't really care and just keep going for it anyway.
I know, it's pretty bad. But it doesn't feel like cheating. She's just my sister, I don't see it as any different to if we were just playing Mario Kart together, but instead, we fucking.
The sex is just too damn good. We both agree that it's not the same with other people. For example: I can last for such a long damn time with my sis. Like I'm talking constant non-stop pumping until exhaustion and I need to change position. With the gf's, I lasted like 2 mins tops if I didn't stop to pace myself. I guess it's because I'm so comfortable and confident with her. She cums multiple times while I'm pumping away as well, and she says no other guy has managed to do that to her."

I came for transformers and I get this.

you lose Michael Bay.

 

[NealMcCauley]

I think it all stems from the original film, and all the fan criticism Bay got for making Optimus a total pushover. Got his ass whooped by Megatron, and had to rely on Sam to save everyone.

Of course he would Bay it to the extreme.

Has Bay ever made a movie that isn't an allegory for the armed forces?

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[Lan Dong Mik]

You're welcome.

"The second girl I dated was more serious. We dated for about 2 and half years. Again my sis and I stopped at first for about 2 months, but then we couldn't find temptation and started up again. This time around, the girl broke it off with me because she could sense that I wasn't being honest with her about something. There was just no way I could tell her.
As for her boyfriends, well.. Similarly we tried to stop a few times, but now when she starts dating someone new we don't really care and just keep going for it anyway.
I know, it's pretty bad. But it doesn't feel like cheating. She's just my sister, I don't see it as any different to if we were just playing Mario Kart together, but instead, we fucking.
The sex is just too damn good. We both agree that it's not the same with other people. For example: I can last for such a long damn time with my sis. Like I'm talking constant non-stop pumping until exhaustion and I need to change position. With the gf's, I lasted like 2 mins tops if I didn't stop to pace myself. I guess it's because I'm so comfortable and confident with her. She cums multiple times while I'm pumping away as well, and she says no other guy has managed to do that to her."

fucking what lol!! i've read some crazy shit on gaf before but wow man...

to get back on topic, thought this trailer looked kinda cool. was the last movie any good?

 

[daviyoung]

to get back on topic, thought this trailer looked kinda cool. was the last movie any good?

No of course it wasn't. And it had a neat trailer too.

 

[The Kree]

I think it all stems from the original film, and all the fan criticism Bay got for making Optimus a total pushover. Got his ass whooped by Megatron, and had to rely on Sam to save everyone.

That fight lasted all of two seconds.

"Pushover."

 

[Seductivpancakes]

to get back on topic, thought this trailer looked kinda cool. was the last movie any good?

The last good transformers movie was the first one.

i still saw the rest in the theaters of course.