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[Lemurnator]

Here's the first big chunk of a touching love letter olimario sent to me to express his true feelings through poetry.

My love is ever growing.

Now see the rest of the email...

I sense an early Spring

<3

 

[gofreak]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[B'z-chan]

But what about my email. (cries)
damn maybe i should have included a nude photo too. But its not like Lemurs knows who i am.

ps Gary is such a pimp.

 

[Lemurnator]

This, I regretfully must inform all of you, will be my last post*. I am selling off all my worthless possessions and using the money to buy the next train ticket to Canada.

*until I get home from school this afternoon.

 

[Lemurnator]

But what about my email. (cries)

ps Gary is such a pimp.

I will make one exception and reply to your comment.

I apologize but my heart belongs to Gary.

 

[Do The Mario]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[heavy liquid]

Oh, no... :lol

 

[totoro'd]

Good for you Lemurs, didn't realize what a perv he was

 

[Seth C]

I sent you an e-mail because you said you didn't get enough. You know, trying to be a pal and all. But do you reply? Noooo...

 

[B'z-chan]

I sent you an e-mail because you said you didn't get enough. You know, trying to be a pal and all. But do you reply? Noooo...

Dont feel bad bro. Others probably never got a reply too (wink wink) =P Lemurs i'm happy for you and Gary and Meatball and whatever her name is the third.

 

[Seth C]

Dont feel bad bro. Others probably never got a reply too (wink wink) =P Lemurs i'm happy for you and Gary and Meatball and whatever her name is the third.

Well, when you do something out of kindness...hey, I'm not saying I demand a reply, or that I was kind only because I expected to get something out of it, but you know...you hope it's been appreciated. Like getting a "thank you" card from someone you sent a Christmas gift.

 

[B'z-chan]

Seth i know how you feel man. I want a refund on my couple minutes time... =P oh well sometimes its what you say that makes it or breaks it bro. Just know i love you all. So it dont matter to me.

 

[Desperado]

You know he's just going to have Meatball tear you into tiny shreds, right?

 

[DCX]

oh no...this is going to be BIG!

DCX

 

[Grizzlyjin]

The @aol.com part is what had me laughing.

I don't know how to feel about this. All I'll say is "...is wrong for that."

 

[ManDudeChild]

Maybe it's because I'm still on my first cup of coffee ... but is this real?

 

[B'z-chan]

Maybe it's because I'm still on my first cup of coffee ... but is this real?

Sadly i think so. If not its a sad crying out from Lemurs to Gary.

I still cant believe Gary and his sausage fest. Isnt this like illegal or something? She's a minor bro.

 

[Cimarron]

isn't this HIGHLY illegal. Personal opinions aside... Lemur unless you want Olimario to be the 6 o'clock appointment for the toss the salad man you should post this online for shits and giggles. But if thats your intent..... PARTY ON!

 

[Che]

:lol Lemurs' reply is pure gold! :lol

 

[BigGreenMat]

How old is this Lemur? 14? Is this another GA-Forum 'omg itz a girlz hi2u!!!' episode?

 

[Zilch]

Even if olimario DID actually send that email, the way it's worded makes it an obvious joke.

 

[Scrow]

oh no...this is going to be BIG!

DCX

a sentence like that shouldn't be in the same thread which has a censored picture of what appears to be oli's penis....

 

[xsarien]

I want, neigh, NEED...

I thought this was hysterical, then I read that and nearly fell out of my chair. (It's "nigh," Lemurs.)

 

[karasu]

hilarious :lol :lol

 

[tedtropy]

I thought this was hysterical, then I read that and nearly fell out of my chair. (It's "nigh," Lemurs.)

She is the jailbait that goes neigh. Neigh! Neigh!

 

[fse]

oh my... :lol

 

[Odnetnin]

did you actually get a cock pic? Olimario sure is a funny boy. :lol :lol

sentiments as echoes above

 

[dem]

isnt that the goatse picture?

 

[fse]

yup

 

[Meatpuppet]

I thought this was hysterical, then I read that and nearly fell out of my chair. (It's "nigh," Lemurs.)

Is correcting corrections being anal? It's "nay", not "neigh", and defintely not "nigh".

[/sad bastard]

 

[shuri]

at this thread

 

[gofreak]

It is, she sent it back to him. He didn't send her any pic.

And I think she meant nay, which phonetically would be the same as neigh, but not nigh

 

[Suerte]

The Pikmin is shocked.

 

[dem]

oh god

MORE PIKMEN
MORE

 

[Koshiro]

:lol We need Olimario in here STAT!

 

[fse]

The Pikmin is shocked.

i doubt that is oli...?

 

[Do The Mario]

The Pikmin is shocked.

:lol

:lol

Wait a sec


:lol :lol :lol

 

[Suerte]

i doubt that is oli...?

Believe it

 

[fse]

hah why did he take that? ;0

 

[Suerte]

hah why did he take that? ;0

Uh... he's olimario? :lol

 

[Do The Mario]

Believe it

Oli's his chest is sagging!

 

[Smiles and Cries]

Oh nos... he beat me to it

Oh well I hope you two raise wonderful Pikmins together

 

[xsarien]

Is correcting corrections being anal? It's "nay", not "neigh", and defintely not "nigh".

[/sad bastard]

...You're right. But in my defense, 10:00 a.m. (or so) is still entirely too early for me. Also, "nigh" kinda works as long as you're taking the "almost" definition of it. But given the context, yeah...nay. Definitely nay.

 

[GamerDiva]

He's still shooting blanks! :lol :lol :lol

 

[Manics]

You have over 1200 emails sitting in your inbox??? Holy crap where are you hanging out?

 

[AssMan]

He posted a thread about posting naked pics of yourself at OA. He thinks he's cut, but in reality Oli is one skinny mother lover.

 

[Days like these...]

So wait let me get this straight olimario lusts after lemurs and she replies to him with a pic of goatse? OLIWNED!?

 

[MrAngryFace]

olimario is so very special olympics.

 

[Fifty]

This thread wins today's WTF award.

 

[Duck of Death]

Oh. My. God.

:lol :lol :lol