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Trump signs a baby
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perfectchaos007
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Kid has Trump's hair too
arts&crafts
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That baby has some sweet bling.
RPGCrazied
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Thank goodness he is to young to even remember this later on in life. That hair though. Awful.
Boy Fieri.
Wyndstryker
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That boy will find this image on the net when he's older, and then ask his parents WTF were they thinking getting him autographed by Trump.
Permanently A
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In the following days, Trump's ratings would suddenly begin to nosedive. He would complain of constant headaches and severe pains, and cancelled several major rallies and speeches he had planned. Shortly thereafter his daughter found him dead in his room, having hanged himself. Analysts and historians would later trace this sudden downturn to a rally in Louisiana. It was noted that Trump was exuberant at the beginning of the rally, but seemed almost physically drained afterwards. Scientists now believe a historic event occurred at this rally without anyone's knowledge - an unwitting deadly transaction. The predominant theory is that by marking the child with the name of the beast, the spirit of Trump embedded itself in the young child, giving him shocking blonde hair and the ability to avoid stumping. This child, or more specifically, the malignant spirit dwelling within him, is classified as the number one threat to mankind. His whereabouts are currently unknown.
Darth Pinche
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Trump is Ricky Bobby? Sounds about right.
Gotta love the "Obama you're fired" shirt. I take it these morons don't realize he's only leaving office because his term is up.
redmetal86
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Oh. I was expecting an accidental signing from repetition. Like shake hand, kiss baby, shake hand, kiss baby, shake hand, kiss hand, shake baby.
OricWindstar
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I was hoping it would be on his head, but this is still sufficiently insane.
Forerunner
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She looks afraid.
someone doesn't know what "silent majority" means.
DiipuSurotu
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Birth of a supervillain
Impotaku
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The mother holds up an offering praying that their family will be spared with the sacrifice of their youngest sons soul, it's ok he's young they haven't become too attached to him yet.
Trump is happy with the offering & proceeds to mark the childs hand with the mark of the beast. The contract is sealed & the family is spared.
Wait, that one is Trump?!
TheLostBigBoss
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Impotaku
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LOL, /dead.gif
FullMetaltech
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Oh boy. That amazing.
Permanently A
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This is a masterpiece
lastplayed
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Permanently A
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Sign My Hand?
TheSadRanger
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lol Wasn't this a bit from Talladega Nights.
QuantumSquid
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DarkArterialGore
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That's the face you make right before you eat a baby. I've seen it too. Happens at every Trump Rally.
minor effort
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"Obama, You're Fired"
They do realize that doesn't really work when he's leaving due to term limits, right?
This looks like some abstract Monty Python thing.
Gordon Shumway
Banned
Holy shit..
Astral Dog
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He is signing one of his potential successors.
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