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DETROIT (WJBK) - Witnesses say two men in the Brightmoor neighborhood were so passionate about the way they make Kool-Aid, they started arguing with each other over who does it better.

Sadly, that fight took a horrifying turn when they both pulled out guns and started firing at each other. Again, this was over Kool-Aid.

They didn't hit each other, but two innocent bystanders suffered gunshot wounds in the soft drink shooting. Police call it utterly ridiculous, but they've seen worse.



Video here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YTiAmLmZxGY

I don't even...

 

[Choke on the Magic]

White guys right?

 

[Xenon]

OH YEEEEAAAAH!

 

[Count Dookkake]

What flavor?

 

[FairyD]

oh no

 

[lush]

The onion?

Beautiful headline. Perfect.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

^LOL

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

The police has seen worse...?

Of course they did! It's Detroit!

 

[LakeEarth]

OH YEEEEAAAAH!

Really, what other response is there?

oh no

But then again, he brings a good argument to the table.

 

[ProtoCents]

Please don't be... please don't be....

damn, tropical punch.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

That video is hilarious. Watch like the first 30 seconds.

I hope the new station doesn't really edit their news stories like that.

 

[RoboPlato]

How do you make Kool Aid better than someone else, anyway? It's a mix that youadd water to and stir.

Also the fact that it was two bystanders that got shot makes this story even more pathetic.

 

[JoeBoy101]

Rarely is there a good reason to shoot someone else, but this is another level of stupid.

 

[q_q]

The kid says it at 1:35. Some people don't have a lot to live for, so the smallest arguments escalate. That's Detroit for you.

 

[MThanded]

The video editing on this news story is great.

 

[Plywood]

It's fucking Kool-Aid that shit is premade. You can't make a better kool-aid, what are you gonna do add more sugar?

 

[Liquidus]

New York is right with banning sales of sugared drinks. Hopefully they add Kool Aid to it to save the lives of more fat fucks and morons. America... fuck yes!

 

[Dreams-Visions]

It wasn't over kool-aid; it was over pride and ass-hurt.

The kid says it at 1:35. Some people don't have a lot to live for, so the smallest arguments escalate. That's Detroit for you.

Indeed. Challenging the little bit of pride a man has left can yield unintended consequences.

 

[Vice]

It's fucking Kool-Aid that shit is premade. You can't make a better kool-aid, what are you gonna do add more sugar?

Yes. You can toss juice in there too. Or, mix flavors.

 

[The Incarnation]

It's like one of those spoof Robocop news reports, but it's real.

 

[rainking187]

Please don't be... please don't be....

damn, tropical punch.

Haha.

 

[Ultratech]

There's supposed to be a joke in this, right?

Still...pretty bad I suppose. Kool-Aid is serious business apparently.

 

[Mengetsu]

How do you make Kool Aid better than someone else, anyway? It's a mix that youadd water to and stir.

Also the fact that it was two bystanders that got shot makes this story even more pathetic.

It's gotta be the just right of sweet. Don't want none of that bitterness.

 

[Heel]

It's fucking Kool-Aid that shit is premade. You can't make a better kool-aid, what are you gonna do add more sugar?

The whitest thing I've read all day.

 

[RevDM]

And thus, "get up off my Kool-Aid" was revived.

 

[brandonh83]

They started... *sigh*

shooting at each other.

 

[Dai101]

It's like one of those spoof Robocop news reports, but it's real.

I watch Robocop as a documentary TBT

 

[Proelite]

Did they spray their Uzis and Glocks at each other in melee range?

 

[Captain Howdy]

My friend is thinking of buying a house in that neighborhood. We were walking around there last week.

What a shithole.

 

[KtSlime]

What flavor?

Came here to ask that.

 

[Plywood]

The whitest thing I've read all day.

Fuck you sien. :lol

 

[Dreams-Visions]

How do you make Kool Aid better than someone else, anyway? It's a mix that youadd water to and stir.

You're doing it wrong.

People add fruit (actual, floating fruit chopped), other juices and drinks (carbonated or otherwise), and more.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

What flavor?

red

 

[kswiston]

Detroit has the best newscasters

 

[Dreams-Visions]

red

Purple.

wanna fight about the shit?

 

[blame space]

purple is the best koolaid

 

[NervousXtian]

That newscaster is awesome.. she called them both "dudes" and "fellas" at different times. Keepin' it classy Detroit! Please don't change!

 

[commedieu]

White guys right?

lol... "please dont be... ah who am I kidding.."

fuck you lol.

 

[MThanded]

I have never had kool-aid.

Someone pull my black card.

I have had those little barrel juices a few times though.

My parents were on that juicy juice steez

 

[Azwethinkweiz]

Anyone else cringe when they started filling that pitcher with tap water?

Hope they boil that shit first!

 

[shinobi602]

They were arguing over Kool-Aid, but ended up needing first-aid.

Hah, mirite? Huh? Right GAF?

 

[Enco]

Possibly the best news clip I have ever seen.

So much gold.

Block full of Kool Aid Smiles.
Some bad boys were hanging out.
"Oh yeaaaa"
I don't know what to say.
I know right! Can you believe this?
Both shooters missed.
One took off in a purple car.
Guns are as easy to get as tic tacs.

Hopefully the people who got shot are ok (luckily they didn't die).

 

[Dreams-Visions]

I have never had kool-aid.
Someone pull my black card.

I have had those little barrel juices a few times though.

My parents were on that juicy juice steez

Sounds to me like you were never issued one in the first place, homie.

Someone from the Association will be along to confiscate your fake ID later this evening.

 

[BruiserBear]

What flavor?

lmao

 

[commedieu]

I have never had kool-aid.

Someone pull my black card.

I have had those little barrel juices a few times though.

My parents were on that juicy juice steez

wait wait. Maybe you mean you haven't had the beverage....

but have you at least mixed a pack with sugar, and eatadid it that way..?

just might save you.. you probably forgot...

yea?

Sounds to me like you were never issued one in the first place, homie.

Someone from the Association will be along to confiscate your fake ID later this evening.

lul

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

dane cook sucks

 

[MThanded]

Sounds to me like you were never issued one in the first place, homie.

Someone from the Association will be along to confiscate your fake ID later this evening.

They know my address. I'm ready.

 

[Heel]

Fuck you sien. :lol

I've studied under a flavor mixing black belt. I'll show you my arts one day, friend.

 

[computers putin']

I have never had kool-aid.

Someone pull my black card.

I have had those little barrel juices a few times though.

My parents were on that juicy juice steez

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttt?
Well, at least you had some Hug juices though, that makes it a little better, and Juicy Juice is good as hell too.

 

[Patapwn]

Blech, don disrespect my koolaid