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[wenis]

Does anyone have any similar stupid kids sayings from back in the day? I don't know why I just thought of that one, but I just started laughing like a madman.

Up your butt and around the corner

 

[Heel]

FAT HEAD

By the way, Beakman's World legit killed Bill Nye.

 

[Jobiensis]

I know you are but what am I

I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

Yeah, I wasn't good with comebacks.

 

[Zebra]

The corner of what, I have always wondered.

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Shut up, dickweed.

 

[wenis]

The corner of what, I have always wondered.

for science sake im just going to assume right there on the rectum

 

[ReBurn]

Four eyes

 

[plasticpassion]

Something stinks

It's your upper lip.

 

[friskykillface]

"off my case toilet face"

 

[Misterhbk]

Does anyone have any similar stupid kids sayings from back in the day? I don't know why I just thought of that one, but I just started laughing like a madman.

Up your butt and around the corner

for some reason I just laughed my ass off reading this. Used to say it all the time as a kid. thinking about it now, what the hell does it even mean?

another I remember now is 'I know you are but what am I' you could say that after literally any insult.

after someone says shut up, you say 'shut don't go up prices/airplanes do.'

After dropping food. 'God made dirt, dirt don't hurt, put it in your mouth and watch it work.'

another after an insult 'I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.'

/beaten with a couple of these

 

[weekend_warrior]

Jerkface.

 

[FloppyDelux]

on the side there is a link to this:

Up your butt with a coconut..

 

[DJ88]

What? I completely forgot that saying, that was classic!

 

[Switters]

When I was a lad we would shoot birds at our lessers. If the shame of a finger didn't cow them we would follow it up with a hearty, "You want fries with that?" and show them the strong digit of our left hand as well. The 3rd grade was awesome.

 

[ReBurn]

Up your nose with a rubber hose
In your ear with a can of beer
In your eye with a pound of lye

Ok, I just made that last one up.

 

[RDreamer]

Talk to the hand

Such an annoying saying...

 

[CTE]

after someone says shut up, you say 'shut don't go up prices/airplanes do.

More common is "I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up."

You can always add the "your Mom comes around the corner to lick it up" too.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Calling everything "the bomb" or "wack"

 

[Sadsic]

Hey is for horses

 

[ReBurn]

More common is "I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up."

I never heard that one, but I heard the other one all the time.

 

[Misterhbk]

More common is "I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up."

for some reason this just reminded me of another.

Person B is caught looking at Person A

Person A: Boo
Person B: Tee
Person A: Crack
Person B: Yo Face

 

[Invisible Man]

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.

 

[wenis]

Hey is for horses

yeah thats a good one.

 

[ReBurn]

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.

I'm going to use this one.

 

[CTE]

I never heard that one, but I heard the other one all the time.

There's a facebook page dedicated to it even. You haven't seen Stand By Me I'm guessing?

 

[Homeboyd]

Yeah I have one that I got in trouble for saying in the first grade...


"Motherfucker, titty sucker, two balled-bitch..
Everytime I see you, my two balls itch.."


Yeah.

I got suspended. lol

My parents were... thrilled.

 

[UrokeJoe]

I'm rubber you're glue, what you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

I am the magnet and you are the steel?

 

[Sadsic]

also "dont make a peep" followed by "peep peep peep"

 

[ReBurn]

There's a facebook page dedicated to it even. You haven't seen Stand By Me I'm guessing?

Was it in Stand By Me? I watched it a bunch, but I don't remember that.

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

Does anyone have any similar stupid kids sayings from back in the day? I don't know why I just thought of that one, but I just started laughing like a madman.

Up your butt and around the corner

Holy shit! Blast from the past. Used to say this all the time as a kid. :lol

A huge insult when I was in elementary school was, "Your mamma wears combat boots!" No idea what it means, but it was the insult of all insults.

 

[GK86]

Trick or treat, smell my feet
give me something good to eat
if you don't, I don't care
I'll pull down your underwear.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I remember kids used to point at their nipples, then their dick, then their ass and go "milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made"

Then there was also after recess was over, whoever got the to water fountain first would point at the four spouts and dub each of them either "coffee, tea, soda pop or pee". Nobody would drink out of the one labeled pee.

 

[HigherLevel]

Put your arms in the air and spell up backwards.

 

[Homeboyd]

Trick or treat, smell my feet
give me something good to eat
if you don't, I don't care
I'll pull down your underwear.

Ahh classic.

Whatever happened to "No DUH!" or the better "No DOY!"

 

[Ultimadrago]

*someone curses*


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah-mumumumumumumumumumummmm!

 

[Gospel]

The few I remember are:

This is an A and B conversation so C your way out.

You're so fat, the scale says "to be continued."

African booty scratcher (i grew up in Houston, so this was a fairly common one thrown around way back in the day.)

Man, so many memories of 3rd grade chop sessions with the other kids. So many funny memories.

 

[CTE]

Gag me with a spoon

Smooth move, Exlax

Dork vomit

Dill-hole

Nice play, Shakespeare

Edit- You knock on the guy's head going "Hello, McFly!!?"

 

[Shig]

"You wanna join the Pen Fifteen club?"

"No shit, Sherlock."
Followed by "Keep digging, Watson."

Chanting "Bloody Mary" in front of a mirror with the lights out.

"Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
Batmobile broke its wheel,
And the Joker got away, Hey!"

"Do you have HIV?"
"No."
"Are you positive?"
"Ye... no?"

 

[Tinabina]

The corner of what, I have always wondered.

as a girl, i always just figured it meant...ya know...
but hearing this now that i'm older and knowing that boys are different, i dont know :/

 

[blamite]

Guess what?

Spoiler

Chicken butt.

 

[Tristam]

Guess what?

Spoiler

Chicken butt.

Guess why?

Spoiler

Chicken thigh.

 

[Baconbitz]

Person 1: are you gay?
Person 2: No
person 3: Does your Momma know your gay?

Dick weed, dick wad, ass face, ass clown, shit head, butt munch,

 

[shaowebb]

"Booger snot. Put it on bread and eat it hot."

...

God I hated my fucking redneck school.

 

[commedieu]

It smells like updog in here.

 

[Anth0ny]

Take x, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass.

 

[Homeboyd]

It smells like updog in here.

What does updog mean?

vvv :lol

 

[Alex Connolly]

What does updog mean?

 

[alphaNoid]

You got moded!

 

[Dude Abides]

also "dont make a peep" followed by "peep peep peep"

My siblings and I did that to my mom once. She was nonplussed.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Up your nose with a rubber hose.