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[Muskweeto]

I laughed hard when I saw the thread title. Have not heard that in a long time.

 

[Typographenia]

Yankee-Doodle went to town, riding on a rocket
Stuck his finger up his butt and called it "hershey's chocolate"

 

[the chris]

I remember when someone would ask what time it was and the smartass response being "It's half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to it's balls."

 

[PigSpeakers]

Hey. Spell "I CUP."

I remember when someone would ask what time it was and the smartass response being "It's half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to it's balls."

Time for you to get a watch lololololol

I remember hating the insult numbnuts when I was a kid.

 

[Devolution]

You got moded!

Also "yoked."

Poo poo head was always a fav since "shithead" would get you in trouble.

 

[SUBZERO-08]

"What ya eatin' under there?"

 

[Homeboyd]

Not touching you! Not touching you! Not touching you!

...

Quit hitting yourself! Quit hitting yourself!

 

[Red Blaster]

Hold your tongue while saying "I was born on a pirate ship"

 

[Mully]

Bitch.

 

[BlueSteel]

"There once was a genie with a 10 foot weenie, he showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake and now its only 5 foot 4."

 

[TheExplodingHead]

The ole Barney reinterpretations were always fun as a kid.

 

[captmcblack]

I grew up in the hood, and we were all about the dozens. You didn't want it with me in the schoolyard; I could snap on you so hard your mama's mama wouldn't want anything to do with you.

Also, back when I was a kid, Haitian people were targets of much agita (much to my chagrin ), so insults used to involve Haitians. "Haitian booty scratcher", or "HBO - haitian body odor" were popular.

 

[blamite]

Jingle bells, Batman smells, robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel, and Joker got away.

 

[jayhawker]

My siblings and I did that to my mom once. She was nonplussed.

I don't think that means what you think it means.

 

[underkanter]

Jingle bells, Batman smells, robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel, and Joker got away.

"Batman's in the kitchen, Robin's in the hall, Joker's in the bathroom peein on the wall!"

 

[Costcosaurus]

"There once was a genie with a 10 foot weenie, he showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake and now its only 5 foot 4."

Hahaha this shit is gold.

 

[Ermac]

shut up u fart knockers

 

[Rokam]

I remember when someone would ask what time it was and the smartass response being "It's half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to it's balls."

You stole mine!

 

[DanteFox]

I know you are but what am I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5P5eQiKNQs

also you now remember this:

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/super-s-stussy

 

[Sobriquet]

2006 is not "back in the day"

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Butt Nugget.

 

[Verelios]

I don't think that means what you think it means.

I think that's the joke. Either that or his mother was too busy wondering whether to kick his ass or shake her head.

"I'm not touching you" was the worst offender of my childhood. God, what a bunch of shitty children. That, and ICUP.

 

[WordAssassin]

Dudes not gonna lie I'm 27 and I say "Up your butt" and "Up your butt and around the corner" to my coworkers all the time when they ask where stuff is.

Also holy shit at the Stussy S.

 

[hateradio]

also you now remember this:

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/super-s-stussy

That symbol was associated with gangs in my city.

My city is on the "South" side, so the S was part of the south side gang or something. The kids, including myself, would just write it because it looked interesting.

 

[OmniGamer]

Ink in the bottle
You stink!
Where did it come from
From you!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a garbage can
I turn up the gas
and burned up my ass
I'm popeye the sailor man

(could also be substituted with "I turned up the heater/and burned up my wiener"


also:

Madonna's boobs weight 69 pounds
which was 2-2-2- much
so she good 51 pills
every 8 days which left her:

55378008

 

[JLG-]

Stupid buttface.
Butt muncher.
Fatso.

"Look down your shirt and spell attic."

"Spell icup."

edit: oh yeah does anyone remember "credit card"? Where someone would slide their hand or credit card through your ass crack...

 

[Heretic]

The Adams Family started
When Uncle Fester farted.
The kids got all retarded,
The Adams family!

So?
Pick your hole!

 

[Persona7]

Yeah , in California that "S" is a gang marking.

 

[Heretic]

Yeah , in California that "S" is a gang marking.

wut?

 

[OmniGamer]

Not an insult but my memory flood reminded me of

"Quack diddly oso
Quack, quack, quack..."

Apparently there's a bunch of variations

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stella_Ella_Ola

And this one
(copy&pasted from google)

"GOOD GIRLS SIT LIKE THIS (fingers crossed- meaning good girl cross their legs)
BAD GIRLS SIT LIKE THIS (index and middle finger pointing down [as if they are supposed to be legs] but they are squeezed together, so that they're touching each other with out and space in between)
AND GIRLS WHO SIT LIKE THIS (fingers pointing down like previous "this" but now they are not closed, the fingers are open [as if you count to "two" on your fingers, but pointing down]-open legs)
GET THIS (middle finger pointed up- as in flicking someone off, meaning "f" you, meaning f***ing, meaning having $3x)
LIKE THIS ( snap your fingers, meaning in a snap, like snappy, meaning really fast)

so all together it goes,
GOOD GIRLS SIT LIKE THIS,
BAD GIRLS SIT LIKE THIS,
AND GIRLS WHO SIT LIKE THIS,
GET THIS, LIKE THIS....

so all in all it means, good girls sit with their legs crossed, bad girls do not cross their legs, but still sit with them closed, and girls who sit with their legs open, get f***ed in a snap."

Except the version I heard had "Pretty" in place of "Bad"

 

[Persona7]

wut?

I still often see it in gang graffiti.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Great thread, buttmunch.

 

[bjork]

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a garbage can
I turn up the gas
and burned up my ass
I'm popeye the sailor man

(could also be substituted with "I turned up the heater/and burned up my wiener"

Or "I never go swimmin'/with bald-headed women"

Others I recall:
- Me chinese, me play joke, me go pee pee in your coke

- Guess what? "what?" That's what.

- Years later, it was "if we went camping and you woke up with a sore ass covered in vaseline, would you tell anyone?" and if they said no, you ask if they want to go camping.

 

[disappeared]

Old McDonald sittin' on a fence,
pickin' his balls with a monkey wrench,
wrench got hot, burned his balls,
pissed all over his overalls

I heard that shit in like 1992.

 

[shaowebb]

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Spoiler

So sorry for bringing this repetitive Knock Knock joke up

 

[Kintaco]

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
They shot him in the head with a rubber band
He jumped out the window with his dick in his hand
and said fuck you man, I'm superman!

That's the variation around our school anyway.

 

[disappeared]

Two german soldiers a-sittin' in a ditch
one calls the other, "you dirty son-of-a-
peter piper had a dog
a very good dog was he
He gave it to a lady to keep her company
she fed him
she fed him
she fed the dirty runt
it tore a hole in her petty coat and bit her in the
country club o-Johnny was sitting on a rock
along came a bumble bee and stung him on the
cocktail, ginger ale, ten cents a glass
if you don't like my song you can all kiss my
ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies
my grandpa got hit
with a bucket of shit
right between the eyes

 

[Troidal]

I cant remember the last part but it started off with...

A: So what?
B: So, so, suck your toe. All the way to Mexico...

 

[hateradio]

Maybe it would be good to also post what region you grew up, because I've never heard those.

I'm from So. Cal.

 

[whitehawk]

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.

I loved Family Guy's reference to this.

 

[frankie_baby]

in britain we used to say "up your bum on the second shelf" lol so similar

 

[Count Dookkake]

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.

Stick your finger in the hole,
And out comes a Tootsie Roll.

 

[Sofo]

Hold your tongue while saying "I was born on a pirate ship"

As a non-English speaker this was cute and funny to try, haha.

 

[IGotBillySoSpooked]

Some of these replies reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joShGDJjmwE

 

[J Tourettes]

We use to say 'Up Jack's arse and around the corner'. Also one that my friends and I still use when somebody says 'I thought...' You know what thought done? He thought he farted but he shit himself.

 

[Chesskid1]

i love you
you love me
let's get together and kill barney
with a knife in his back
and a bullet in his head

oopsy daisy barney's dead



i used to play that game where you breathed really hard for like 3 mins then someone would push on your chest and you would pass out. lol

 

[Timedog]

I remember when I was like 7 me and my sister were saying "guess what? chicken butt" over and over again, and then my dad came out of nowhere with "guess what? buttermilk butt" and we laughed for like 20 minutes. I think "guess what? buttermilk butt" was when Timedog was born. Thanks, dad.


Anywho:

Psyche!
Not!
I don't give a care!
Go suck an egg!
Make my day, fish!*
My dad could beat up your dad!
Calling someone an "eddie".
Talking about people "popping off", although that term is coming back.

We'd have contests to see who could jump to the farther bar on the monkey bars (I could get to the 4th bar easily, heh) and right as we jumped we'd say "21 jump street!"



*no one ever actually said "make my day, fish". So sue me, captain. I lied.

 

[NintendoGal]

Hey is for horses

And cows like you!

:O

 

[Jaffaboy]

"There once was a genie with a 10 foot weenie, he showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake and now its only 5 foot 4."

I remember it as Uncle Billy had a 10 foot willy