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[Tesseract]

it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

 

[lacinius]

Ink in the bottle
You stink!
Where did it come from
From you!

I only ever heard a variation of that:

Ink, ink, a bottle of ink,
The cork fell off and you stink.
Not because you're dirty,
Not because you're clean,
Just because you kissed a girl,
Behind a magazine.


Also: "See ya... wouldn't want to be ya!" The retort: "Smell ya... shouldn't have to tell ya!"

And if someone you didn't like was near... "There's malaria in the area." :\

 

[GoingGreen]

Why no mention of Cake Eater?!?

 

[Xdrive05]

"Back to you and your mama too!"

"Don't be a dork; cover your pork."

That last one was even socially beneficial.

 

[user8503492]

Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Chopped up baby birdie feet,
Charbroiled parakeet,
2 Dirty eye balls rolling down a dirty street,
And I forgot my spoon...BUT I GOT MY STRAW!!

 

[bluehat9]

-So what?
-Sew buttons.

loloollloolol

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

Let me tell you a story about a man named Jed
Had a lot of hair but it wasn't on his head
Then when day he was shooting at some food
And up from the ground came a red head nude
Nude that is. No clothes on.
The next thing you know ole Jed's in bed
Screwing the hell out of that red head
Then comes granny with a big ole pole
And shoves it up ole grandpa's hole

 

[Alligatorjandro]

yo mama

 

[AceBandage]

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
So Fuzzy Wuzzy
Wasn't very fuzzy
Was he?

 

[captmcblack]

circle circle, dot dot, now i've got my cootie shot!

 

[SlipperySlope]

Around here we used to say "neener neener you've got no wiener". Or some such.

I haven't heard of a lot of these.

 

[SlipperySlope]

There's a place in France where all the naked ladies dance. There's a hole in the wall so the men can see it all.

 

[Rubbish King]

Talk to the hand

Such an annoying saying...

talk to the hand because the face aint listening! jesus i hated that shit

I hated the catherine tate saying 'AM I BOVERD?'

 

[CorvoSol]

I'm Rubber and You're Glue?
Anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!

 

[Count Dookkake]

Out in the barnyard... PU!
Somebody farted... it's you!

 

[Aristion]

"Fight, fight, a n**** and a white, if the n**** don't win, we all go in!"

 

[deejay8595]

Fat momma cheeseburger
African booty scratcher

 

[Count Dookkake]

"Fight, fight, a n**** and a white, if the n**** don't win, we all go in!"

If we all go in, we all might win.

 

[Harry Potter]

Hey Ernie, I used to have a shirt like that...

 

[painey]

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a garbage can
I turn up the gas
and burned up my ass
I'm popeye the sailor man

haha we had a version of that in England;

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a caravan
I once did a piddle
right up to my middle
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man

 

[ivysaur12]

"You wanna join the Pen Fifteen club?"

I love this one.

 

[Arcteryx]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5P5eQiKNQs

also you now remember this:


http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/super-s-stussy

oh my god

stussy ftw

 

[thestopsign]

"JYNX! Pinch, poke, you owe me a coke"

"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
We have tortured all the teachers - we have broken all the rules
We stormed all the offices and destroyed the PTA
And the kids keep marching on!

Glory, glory, hallelujah
My teacher hit me with a ruler
I hid behind her door with a loaded .44
And the teacher don't teach no more!"

 

[gblues]

I love you, you love me
Let's hang Barney from a tree
And a shot rings out, and Barney hits the floor
No more purple dinosaur

 

[jj350]

Talk to the hand

Such an annoying saying...

I thought that was mainly used by black women?

 

[Stet]

brick wall
waterfall
girl u think u know it all
but u don't
and i do
so tch tch w/ dat attitude

 

[ArtistDude88]

Skunk in the barnyard,
P.U.!
Somebody ate it,
That's you!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

When you're ridin' in a chevy
and you feel something heavy...

DIARRHEA.

 

[Bay Maximus]

"We won, we won
we shot the bee bee gun,
You lost, you lost
You ate tomato sauce"

So stupid.

 

[AlmostMilk]

My dad could beat up your dad!