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Upotte!!: The Second Amendment Makes Them Legal!

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Brobzoid said:
is this better/worse/equal to that show about rabbits and camels in the middle east?
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Cat Shit One is just a standard war story where the humans are swapped out for rabbits and no real acknowledgement of how odd that is.

In Upotte, there are guns manifested as girls who go to school. It's completely different.
 
Jexhius said:
Cat Shit One is just a standard war story where the humans are swapped out for rabbits and no real acknowledgement of how odd that is.

In Upotte, there are guns manifested as girls who go to school. It's completely different.
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You make it sound as if Rabbit soldiers are strange.
 
After thinking about why this show is being made, I FINALLY figured it out!

This is all some elaborate plot to get Americans to hate guns! Or at least assault rifles. Here's how it works. We know Americans hate moe shows, especially underage moe. So they make an underage moe driven show about girls who are guns, and anyone who watches it becomes immediately turned off by the idea of firing assault rifles. In other words this is the idea of a gun hater who went to Japan to try and find a way to make a show to make Americans not want anything to do with assault rifles.

Those crafty bastards!
 
Firehawk's quote in the OP is a lie! This shows has tons of incest. Its the most incesty show to have ever incested!

Maybe this'll get Evilore to ban this sick filth.
 
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the thread title is the best thing about this entire thread.

Yet I still clicked into it.. knowing exactly what I was getting into.. having watched episode 1 last night..

why.. oh why did I click this thread?
 
Thread title is exemplary, unfortunately clicking the link made me feel so dirty and wrong. I fear I must join a religious group that isn't rife with child molestation accusations and flog myself with a whip device thingy to repent.

:|
 
Sh1ner said:
Thread title is exemplary, unfortunately clicking the link made me feel so dirty and wrong. I fear I must join a religious group that isn't rife with child molestation accusations and flog myself with a whip device thingy to repent.

:|
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It really is a masterful thread title. Bravo.
 
Hellsing321 said:
The better question is: why does having a skeleton stock mean the girls have to wear thongs?
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Rifles with skeleton stocks have a t-back because of the standard shape the metal has to be in. Thus, FNC has a t-back herself, which manifests as a t-back
a thong
. It's a joke.

Robobandit said:
the thread title is the best thing about this entire thread.

Yet I still clicked into it.. knowing exactly what I was getting into.. having watched episode 1 last night..

why.. oh why did I click this thread?
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Because you like the show and are going to watch it to the end? :D
 
chickdigger802 said:
gungaf explain why skeleton stock requires thongs?
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If you turn a weapon with that sort of collapsible skeleton stock upside down, and then you eye the buttpad and how it moves into the metal of the stock on the narrow side, there is a distinct T-shape to how the butt of the stock moves into the rest.

Now, thanks to this anime, you can now only read this in the most sexual way possible.
 
doomed1 said:
If you turn a weapon with that sort of collapsible skeleton stock upside down, and then you eye the buttpad and how it moves into the metal of the stock on the narrow side, there is a distinct T-shape to how the butt of the stock moves into the rest.

Now, thanks to this anime, you can now only read this in the most sexual way possible.
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As you can tell, Upotte!! is a very educational show, fit for all ages.
 
doomed1 said:
If you turn a weapon with that sort of collapsible skeleton stock upside down, and then you eye the buttpad and how it moves into the metal of the stock on the narrow side, there is a distinct T-shape to how the butt of the stock moves into the rest.

Now, thanks to this anime, you can now only read this in the most sexual way possible.
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Ah okie!


btw; this anime is gonna cause a boom in underground weapon trading in japan.

I do hope no1 dies trying to fuck an assault rifle.
 
I wonder if we will start seeing animu girls painted on assault rifles now?
There is something odd with turning a masculine object into a little girl. The body parts do not equate well; when FNC talks about her "hammer" it's like she is talking about her penis lol.
 
LuCkymoON said:
I wonder if we will start seeing animu girls painted on assault rifles now?
There is something odd with turning a masculine object into a little girl. The body parts do not equate well; when FNC talks about her "hammer" it's like she is talking about her penis lol.
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Well, you know what they say, when you have your finger on her trigger...

Also, pilots have been painting the female form on their aircraft's fuselages for as long as there's been air combat, and that idea spawned strike witches! I see no problem with cute pictures on assault rifles. In fact, it would kind of be awesome for an OPERATOR to do such a thing...
 
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