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[Vormund]

ACTUALLY, a few months back, I emailed Uwe and offered to write him a screenplay. I offered up some of my professional credentials, and he replied with, simply, "Send me something and I will see what I like." Yes, that is a direct quote.

Why do i suddenly want to write a movie script?

 

[pakopakopako]

THIS is the webpage of the spanish guy. There you can watch some videos about the (hard) training before the "fight" :lol

 

[Rabid Wolverine]

Uwe Boll. What a disgrace.

Now with the German Tax Loophole gone your next flop should = the end of you.

Looking at the ring girl she looks like Kristanna Loken?

 

[evilromero]

you know, this could potentially end in disaster.

this continues and some one really will get hurt - i saw this basically happen on Japanese TV.

Some comedian made a noise about how he was the toughest out of all Japanese comedians.
So they set up some bouts
and , he pretty much terrorized a load of weaker comedians - and he could box _a little_

then , for his final bout, they brought out this fattish 40+ year old comedian.
What they didn't tell the young noisy "i'm the toughest" comedian was that the 40+ year old was an ex-Japanese amateur boxing champion and had still continued training/sparing since changing career.

And HOLY SHIT, the ex-amateur boxing comedian kicked the shit out of him. Knocked him spark out, sent him to hospital, couple of broken ribs, etc...

it was funny, but there was obvious concern for the guy. :/

Eventually this will happen to Boll ... *fingers crossed*

Comes with the territory. I say bring on the broken ****in bones! Hell, I'd like to see some gaffers get in the ring with each other.

 

[Tain]

Why are we giving some ass jack who makes shit movies any more publicity? Why not just ignore the old dick, stop seeing his movies and not post this story across the entire itnernet.

I <3 Boll and I hope that he never stops making movies.

 

[Chao]

I <3 Boll and I hope that he never stops making movies.

So do I, it's ... a different kind of love I suposse.

 

[Stinkles]

I'm surprised no one has said this yet:

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAM!

TEAM would knock the ****ing shit out of Uwe. And they wouldn't **** around with boxing either. One TEAM would go up to him and get in his face and say, "Whit are you lookin at ya ****in radge" and then chin him. And then another TEAM would walk up behind him and stab him with a dirty penknife.

 

[GotchaForce]

What's a TEAM?

 

[Chao]

TEAM would knock the ****ing shit out of Uwe. And they wouldn't **** around with boxing either. One TEAM would go up to him and get in his face and say, "Whit are you lookin at ya ****in radge" and then chin him. And then another TEAM would walk up behind him and stab him with a dirty penknife.

Nobody can mess with Dr Boll!

What's a TEAM?

What he said.

 

[momolicious]

uwe boll makes amazing game films, cant wait for dungeon siege

 

[beat]

I was reading the local paper (Vancouver Sun) yesterday and I saw an ad that said Uwe Boll will be in four matches next Saturday - the 23rd - in Vancouver. This oughtta be an event outing for the local game developers here. And cinemaphiles too, I guess.

Though I have to think he's far down on the undercard, since the online web site for the event doesn't even mention him, unlike the print ad, but the three main kickboxing events are all there in both ads. (OTOH, GoldenPalace.com, which got its gloryhound act into the Boll fight somehow, did mention the date and even the challengers, but I'd rather not link to them.)