"As a teen, Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later, the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history."
As a teen, Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later, the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history
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Chuck Norris is overrated. Walker Texas Ranger, Missing in Action I-II and Delta Force I and II are he's only good movies. And he uses too much weapons in he's movies. Damme and Seagal uses kick ass martial art moves rather then weapons.
BTW: Van Dammes new movies like Untill Death and Second in Command are pretty good B-class movies. Oh and In Hell (savage) is kick ass prison movie. All of them are worth of renting.