Canned corn is an invention of the devil. I love corn, and only eat it frozen or fresh. I can open a bag of frozen corn and eat it straight-up, like candy.
I bought my friend a corn on the cob from a Mexican booth at the state fair yesterday, and it tasted like canned corn. How do you fuc* up corn on the cob? The ingredients and recipe are an ear of corn plus boiling water! Canned corn on the cob. A goddamn travesty.