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VGCats 272.5: Non-Furry Interlude

Someone's been reading eegra.

Danthrax said:
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That's pretty funny.
 
What's the verdict on Broseiden of the Brocean?

If that's original then he made a good comic this time.

If he bit that from something else then this is just more of the usual shit.
 
Foxtastical said:
Maybe you have watched some Youtube videos with bros, but in the real world, bros don't give a shit about video games. Maybe they play a few games or talk about them, but that's it.

isn't that..... the.... joke.......?????

madden or gtfo?
 
Commanche Raisin Toast said:
isn't that..... the.... joke.......?????

madden or gtfo?
We're making fun a situation that gamers created in their heads. They think these Madden/Halo gamers are out there acting like they know video games, care about video games, want to critique video games, etc. They don't, they really don't. They're too busy hosting stupid parties with shitty music. They'll laugh at the day (if it ever comes) when they find out video game nerds were making fun of them.

The best part? You could take plenty of people (whoa generalizations man) in this thread and have music and movie snobs laugh at them just like you laugh at these guys about video games.

"He thinks Pendulum, Dragon Force, Hollywood Undead, Journey, Blink 182, Avenged Sevenfold and Rammstein are examples of good music? What?"
 
You are truly a god among bros.

Just when I think you're as solid as a bro can get, you raise the very definition of brodom to new heights. You're like a brogle, soaring to the farthest reaches of the atbrosphere. Seriously. If it weren't for you and your extreme brobility to hook a bro up when it is most croosh, I'd have been stuck in some bitch-ass seat, cramped all in the corner with a bunch of bitch-asses, bro. But you stepped up. You brovercame all obstacles to help a bro out. This is the kind of shit that makes bros for life.

You are the king of all bros. Brotankhamen. You are the Ayatollah Bromeini. You are Broseidon, lord of the brocean.

I've long admired your absolute broficiency in all things bro-related, and the way you've always carried yourself in a brofessional manner. I consider you a brole model. When I was new in this town, you took me under your wing and showed me the bropes. And I will always preesh that. Not only did you school me in proper brotocol, but you were a spiritual leader, a confidant, and, more importantly, a bro. You taught me how to be true to my inner bro and to bros around me. You are a real bro. Not a fake bro, like those other douches. I hate fake bros, bro. Faux breaux. Fuck that. No, really, bro…you're practically a bro-ther to me.

Look at you, blasting in like Rambro and firing off your launcher like nobrody's business, bro. Serious Brotosaurus Rex action. Brodius Maximus. I'm not big on labels, but you, more than any of the wiggers, bitches, goth chicks, dorks, homos, or Mexicans I know, are absolutely beyond rebroach.

In fact, your brotitude is so brossential that, in many ways, you are the ultimate brototype: You sprung out of the brotean ooze at the very broment of creation, unformed, unmolded, and became the ultimate bro, more powerful than any who came brofore. I don't fear your power, bro, but I respect it. And I will always brobey it.

Brosemite Sam. Potassium Bromide. Brobi Wan Kenobi. Brover Norquist.

Like Broseph Stalin, you are leading the way to the dictatorship of the broletariate. It is truly revbrolutionary. Like the Bro v. Wade of our generation. You brobliterate the enemy from the very peak of Mt. Brolympus. That's some shit. That's brolific. But that's the kind of bro you are.

You are the epitome of bro, in every brossible way, and that's the Bro's honest truth, bro. I may have a bropensity for broverstatement, but this no mere hyperbrole: You are 100 brocent, absbrolutely the broest. Brotally.



there. /thread
 
"LOL, I'll curry favor with the hardcore GAF crowd by making fun of Madden and Halo! Teh funny LOL!"

I really fucking hate this comic. Its about as bad as that one that used to be on the 1up site. I can't remember what it was called but it was fucking terrible.
 
Jenga said:
I understand how this might be mildly funny if you didn't know it ripped the joke from somewhere else.

Broseidon Lord of the Brocean, and all the other bro wordplay came from somewhere else.

Only original thing is the Broforce. Maybe idk.

Not that I'm actually defending Scott, but it's usually good form to name sources when accusing others of stealing.


Edit: Sorry! I swear that post wasn't there when I wrote out my post... I shouldn't leave my computer without posting. :(

Mudkips said:
Sarcasm on the internet.
Original.

Using sarcasm to mock somebody using sarcasm. Original.

Sorry
 
Foxtastical said:
We're making fun a situation that gamers created in their heads. They think these Madden/Halo gamers are out there acting like they know video games, care about video games, want to critique video games, etc. They don't, they really don't. They're too busy hosting stupid parties with shitty music. They'll laugh at the day (if it ever comes) when they find out video game nerds were making fun of them.

The best part? You could take plenty of people (whoa generalizations man) in this thread and have music and movie snobs laugh at them just like you laugh at these guys about video games.

"He thinks Pendulum, Dragon Force, Hollywood Undead, Journey, Blink 182, Avenged Sevenfold and Rammstein are examples of good music? What?"

hmmm, i guess im just not seeing what everyone has their panties in a knot about with this particular comic. i think it's funny partly because so many people make fun of the "bro" mannerisms and frat boys that they are almost becoming the very thing they mock. then there's the madden deal where a lot of people, many of which i notice are rich college "bro's" that pretty much have a 360 and a total of 3 games (2 being maddens), don't "get" other types of games and just write them off as shit instead of realizing that they just enjoy sports games.

i dunno. maybe i haven't been on gaf long enough to become cynical? :D
 
Galactic Fork said:
Not that I'm actually defending Scott, but it's usually good form to name sources when accusing others of stealing.

Onion article from 2 years ago. Text posted a couple posts up from this one.
 
Kaijima said:
Rather, because people twist around anything that can remotely be justified as "furry" in order to hate upon it and apply to it every worst and most exaggerated internet stereotype. It's beyond a joke a this stage, 'cause plenty of guys give every indication they're authentically making themselves feel repulsed and "ill" at all this "furry filth", half of which has little to do with the official furry fandom.
Thank you for reminding me to stay away from "unofficial furry fandom."
 
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Err.... I don't think it works in this font. Maybe code?

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No, thats worse. Eh, I'm done caring.
 
truly101 said:
"LOL, I'll curry favor with the hardcore GAF crowd by making fun of Madden and Halo! Teh funny LOL!"

I really fucking hate this comic. Its about as bad as that one that used to be on the 1up site. I can't remember what it was called but it was fucking terrible.
Oh my god, I remember that shit. Crazy Buffet. Now that was a terrible comic, VGCats looks like fucking PBF next to that thing.
 
So they didn't even come up with the only funny parts of this? (Broseidon, etc.)

Sad. Worst yet, because it makes fun of Madden, GAF let their VGCats hate slip.
 
truly101 said:
"LOL, I'll curry favor with the hardcore GAF crowd by making fun of Madden and Halo! Teh funny LOL!"

I really fucking hate this comic. Its about as bad as that one that used to be on the 1up site. I can't remember what it was called but it was fucking terrible.

Wow, you REALLY think Scott truly cares about what GAF thinks? News to me :lol
 
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