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[Plywood]

Man.

Fucking thing thread sucks.

 

[Spire]

Man.

Fucking thing thread sucks.

 

[StuBurns]

This thread has double the posts of the Weeds thread. Those guys are even talking about a TV show, lol, losers.

 

[Tobe]

Stop son, just stop.

btw those victoria pics on the beach are a kick to the balls with google rules.
so much potential but shit out of luck, google just did a no you cannot

 

[Complex Shadow]

Stop son, just stop.

btw those victoria pics on the beach are a kick to the balls with google rules.
so much potential but shit out of luck, google just did a no you cannot

LMFAO not even a hover hand.

 

[Plywood]

no you cannot

 

[Vox-Pop]

damn at those Victoria bikini pics. :O

 

[StuBurns]

She put her hand on him just before. That's just not cool.

 

[Plywood]

damn at those Victoria bikini pics. :O

 

[Vox-Pop]

goddamn at those pics.

 

[StuBurns]

Is that a naked foot I see? At least Vicky's wearing a bikini in the pics.

 

[Vox-Pop]

google sanctioned picture.

PG-13 picture.

 

[StuBurns]

google sanctioned picture.

Look at that cervical tissue, smoking.

 

[Tobe]

PG-13 picture.

have to accept that gillies looks like shit in that picture.

 

[Spire]

PG-13 picture.

It'll take Avan his entire life to pay back his debt to Dan Schneider for casting him in the show.

 

[The Xtortionist]

Thread morale is up

It'll take Avan his entire life to pay back his debt to Dan Schneider for casting him in the show.

Too bad he keeps getting friendzoned.

 

[StuBurns]

Those are very nice... hat.

 

[Vox-Pop]

 

[G-Fex]

how is this thread back??

This thread will always overcome the odds

*waves hand in front of face*

So Tsundere

 

[Plywood]

BORING

 

[bozeman]

I, personally, would like to thank our great lord Google...

Spoiler

...for leading me to the now not appropriate Justice swimsuit pics from today!

 

[G-Fex]

BORING

Well I'm sorry princess what did you have in mind?

 

[Plywood]

There's no danger any more, y'know?

Where's the excitement?

...It's gone.

 

[Complex Shadow]

There's no danger any more, y'know?

Where's the excitement?

...It's gone.

 

[G-Fex]

There's no danger any more, y'know?

Where's the excitement?

...It's gone.

Alright let's try this

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You're outside waiting for Victoria Justice to supposedly show up at this cafe, and indeed a limo does show up. You see Tori herself step out of the limo and one guy who is dressed up like a bodyguard follow her, suddenly out of the corner of your eye you see a guy in all leather get off his motorcycle, keeping his motorcycle helmet on he immediately makes his way up behind the bodyguard, knocking him out with a blunt instrument. He's about to grab Tori as well.

Do you..

- Attack the guy (Hitting and pushing into a cafe table)

-Quickly grab Victoria by her hand and run off taking her into her Limo to get away.

 

[Complex Shadow]

Alright let's try this

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You're outside waiting for Victoria Justice to supposedly show up at this cafe, and indeed a limo does show up. You see Tori herself step out of the limo and one guy who is dressed up like a bodyguard follow her, suddenly out of the corner of your eye you see a guy in all leather get off his motorcycle, keeping his motorcycle helmet on he immediately makes his way up behind the bodyguard, knocking him out with a blunt instrument. He's about to grab Tori as well.

Do you..

- Attack the guy (Hitting and pushing into a cafe table)

-Quickly grab Victoria by her hand and run off taking her into her Limo to get away.

i worry about you yugi.

 

[G-Fex]

i worry about you yugi.

Only you can save Victoria Justice!

 

[Plywood]

My avatar is loaded with depth.

Alright let's try this

=============
You're outside waiting for Victoria Justice to supposedly show up at this cafe, and indeed a limo does show up. You see Tori herself step out of the limo and one guy who is dressed up like a bodyguard follow her, suddenly out of the corner of your eye you see a guy in all leather get off his motorcycle, keeping his motorcycle helmet on he immediately makes his way up behind the bodyguard, knocking him out with a blunt instrument. He's about to grab Tori as well.

Do you..

-Attack the guy (Hitting and pushing into a cafe table)

-Quickly grab Victoria by her hand and run off taking her into her Limo to get away.

No rhetoricals!

 

[PigSpeakers]

Alright let's try this

=============
You're outside waiting for Victoria Justice to supposedly show up at this cafe, and indeed a limo does show up. You see Tori herself step out of the limo and one guy who is dressed up like a bodyguard follow her, suddenly out of the corner of your eye you see a guy in all leather get off his motorcycle, keeping his motorcycle helmet on he immediately makes his way up behind the bodyguard, knocking him out with a blunt instrument. He's about to grab Tori as well.

Do you..

- Attack the guy (Hitting and pushing into a cafe table)

-Quickly grab Victoria by her hand and run off taking her into her Limo to get away.

>go left

 

[G-Fex]

My avatar is loaded with depth.

No rhetoricals!

This is a choose your own adventure book bro!

 

[Plywood]

Steal his motorcycle.

 

[Complex Shadow]

check myself in at an insane asylum .

good choice.

This is a choose your own adventure book bro!

wait so are you like the last boss then?

 

[Plywood]

I should just shut up.

Yeah you should.

 

[Spire]

This is a choose your own adventure book bro!

Fine. The first one. Violence is always the answer.

That or

>Wield pen and autographed picture
>Attacker takes 0 damage
>Retreat

 

[G-Fex]

Steal his motorcycle.

============

You take his motorcycle and rev it up then you immediately jut off forward at high speed, looking back into the rear view mirror you see the mysterious man take Victoria into the limo and drive off with her screaming about "Kidnapping"

Not paying attention you hit head on into the side of a speeding Bus. The last thing you see is a stretched out movie poster for Twilight: Breaking Dawn

 

[Plywood]

============

You take his motorcycle and rev it up then you immediately jut off forward at high speed, looking back into the rear view mirror you see the mysterious man take Victoria into the limo and drive off with her screaming about "Kidnapping"

Not paying attention you hit head on into the side of a speeding Bus. The last thing you see is a stretched out movie poster for Twilight: Breaking Dawn

I then get up and drive off again. Unscathed from the incident.

 

[Spire]

============

You take his motorcycle and rev it up then you immediately jut off forward at high speed, looking back into the rear view mirror you see the mysterious man take Victoria into the limo and drive off with her screaming about "Kidnapping"

Not paying attention you hit head on into the side of a speeding Bus. The last thing you see is a stretched out movie poster for Twilight: Breaking Dawn

A fate worse than falling into the hidden spike pit beneath the ancient Egyptian temple.

 

[G-Fex]

Fine. The first one. Violence is always the answer.

That or

>Wield pen and autographed picture
>Attacker takes 0 damage
>Retreat

You push the man who didn't see you coming into the cafe tables knocking him over. Victoria clearly shocked and confused looks at you questioning what's going on

-Tell her "Come with me if you want to live" and take her into the limo to drive off with her.

-Ask for Autograph

- Smile and walk off posting on gaf later how you didn't say a thing to a girl today.

I then get up and drive off again. Unscathed from the incident.

=============

You are already dead

 

[Spire]

-Ask for Autograph

The other options end the same way, with regret-filled girl-age threads on gaf.

 

[shadyspace]

Ask her for Selena Gomez's phone number while she's being dragged away.

 

[Tobe]

and i thought that the comments about fanfics were a joke on the last thread. a fuck it ill get into it.

- Attack the guy (Hitting and pushing into a cafe table)

-Quickly grab Victoria by her hand and run off taking her into her Limo to get away.

can i do both??

 

[Plywood]

You are already dead

Nope, not according to you. I'm choosing my own adventure.

I'm driving home to Vox to tell her the bullshit you've been writing.

 

[Tobe]

Nope, not according to you. I'm choosing my own adventure.

I'm driving home to Vox to tell her the bullshit you've been writing.

just try not to get elle fanning in this mess

 

[Plywood]

just try not to get elle fanning in this mess

I think I might've ran over her foot.

 

[G-Fex]

and i thought that the comments about fanfics were a joke on the last thread. a fuck it ill get into it.



can i do both??

Sure. You win

Nope, not according to you. I'm choosing my own adventure.

I'm driving home to Vox to tell her the bullshit you've been writing.

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Barry Burton grabs you off the back of the motorcycle before it hits the bus. "Whoaaaaa you were almost a Plywood Sandwich!"

-Ask Barry to help you find Victoria
-Ask about what really happened between him and Jill
-Ask what's in a Jill Sandwich.

The other options end the same way, with regret-filled girl-age threads on gaf.

===========

Too scared and confused she pushes past you and locks herself in her limo, she uses her cell phone to call for help.

Police sirens can be heard.

 

[Plywood]

----------------------------
Barry Burton grabs you off the back of the motorcycle before it hits the bus. "Whoaaaaa you were almost a Plywood Sandwich!"

-Ask Barry to help you find Victoria
-Ask about what really happened between him and Jill
-Ask what's in a Jill Sandwich.

-I shove Barry on his ass and drive away.

 

[cool_dude_2049]

Well this thread sure spiraled out of control fast, but I don't think anyone's really surprised.

 

[Spire]

===========

Too scared and confused she pushes past you and locks herself in her limo, she uses her cell phone to call for help.

Police sirens can be heard.

I could wring a much better girl-age thread out of that. Guess I'll take it.

 

[G-Fex]

-I shove Barry on his ass and drive away.

====================

You can hear your cell phone ringing, it's your mother calling, but there's a second call and it's Vox.

- Pick up and talk to your mom
- Pick up and hang up on your mom and click to talk to Vox
-throw cell phone at a civilian

 

[Complex Shadow]

this is the weirdest story i ve ever read.