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[Mechanical Snowman]

I still can't find details on where the Victorious crew will be in the UK this weekend. Kind of annoying considering it's in four days.

Well you're my only news source for the UK visit, so don't let me down.

 

[Wiseblade]

Nobody does that. I certainly don't check my phone every 5 minutes.

I still can't find details on where the Victorious crew will be in the UK this weekend. Kind of annoying considering it's in four days.

Wait, what?!

Why does no one inform me of these things?!

 

[Mechanical Snowman]

Wait, what?!

Why does no one inform me of these things?!

We've been talking about it for a while. I'm planning on going and taking a camera. Wanna meet up? :3

 

[Spire]

Well you're my only news source for the UK visit, so don't let me down.

Well, they tweet stuff like this (from today):

But there are no details on anything other than the special screening. Info on their soundtrack signings in Germany are out, I'm not sure why there isn't anything on UK appearances. I can't imagine they'd go to the UK just for that one event. Maybe they're having a signing or something after the screening, I don't know.

 

[Nizz]

I'm no Judas, Justice for life.


Here is how it breaks down:

Justice: Achieves her EGOT by the age of 27. They eventually build a giant statue of her next to the Hollywood sign.

Grande: Album flops, becomes a back-up singer and eventually a plastic surgery horror show. Victorious is her peak.

Gillies: Hot B-list actress playing non-lead roles in films and TV. Eventually lands a lead role on a show for the USA network.

Leon Thomas III: Because a pimp. An actual one.

Matt Bennett: Hosts Web Soup in 2024. Eventually relegated to hosting his own podcast and performing short sets at the Comedy Store so he can make rent.

Avan: Plays bit roles for decades, never achieving success in his prime beefcake years. His career peaks when he plays the lovable curmudgeon on a hit network sitcom at the age of 63.

Daniella: Achieves moderate success for a few years but eventually fades out. Spends the latter half of her life as the vice president of PETA's LA branch.

Haha, got a kick out of these predictions

 

[G-Fex]

I'm no Judas, Justice for life.


Here is how it breaks down:

Justice: Achieves her EGOT by the age of 27. They eventually build a giant statue of her next to the Hollywood sign.

Grande: Album flops, becomes a back-up singer and eventually a plastic surgery horror show. Victorious is her peak.

Gillies: Hot B-list actress playing non-lead roles in films and TV. Eventually lands a lead role on a show for the USA network.

Leon Thomas III: Because a pimp. An actual one.

Matt Bennett: Hosts Web Soup in 2024. Eventually relegated to hosting his own podcast and performing short sets at the Comedy Store so he can make rent.

Avan: Plays bit roles for decades, never achieving success in his prime beefcake years. His career peaks when he plays the lovable curmudgeon on a hit network sitcom at the age of 63.

Daniella: Achieves moderate success for a few years but eventually fades out. Spends the latter half of her life as the vice president of PETA's LA branch.

No chance that's what you got..

 

[Spire]

No chance that's what you got..

 

[G-Fex]

keep your mouth closed when you eat.

Like a proper lady

*sips tea*

 

[Spire]

I somehow don't feel that Gillies shoving things in my mouth makes me the loser in that situation.

 

[G-Fex]

I'd like for her to feed me brownies

BROWNIES!

 

[Spire]

I thought of an extremely crass scenario involving that gif and milk, but Google looms large and I must restrain myself. Your brownies comment isn't helping either.

 

[G-Fex]

See there lies in the problem Spire, you've always got sexual thoughts in your head.
Sex sex sex sex.

I simply wanted to be fed brownies by a pretty girl.

With sprinkles.

 

[Mileena]

Cosgrove can't sing worth a shit. "Kissin' U" is proof of that.

that song is awesome, you're just a hater

 

[Spire]

See there lies in the problem Spire, you've always got sexual thoughts in your head.
Sex sex sex sex.

I simply wanted to be fed brownies by a pretty girl.

With sprinkles.

It's not my fault, my brain just works that way.

 

[Professor Beef]

See there lies in the problem Spire, you've always got sexual thoughts in your head.
Sex sex sex sex.

I simply wanted to be fed brownies by a pretty girl.

With sprinkles.

Don't go insulting my bff Spire. I'll white-knight until the Aguileras cows come home.

that song is awesome, you're just a hater

Yes, I am a hater of awful songs.

 

[G-Fex]

It's not my fault, my brain just works that way.

Mine too but I'm trying not to focus on that today

and so far it's sort of working

no it's not.

Don't go insulting my bff Spire. I'll white-knight until the Aguileras cows come home.

Yes, I am a hater of awful songs.

What do you want Beef? I put you away last week, I thought you were in the hospital with that beating I gave you..

 

[Mileena]

I hate you

 

[Spire]

Don't go insulting my bff Spire. I'll white-knight until the Aguileras cows come home.

Last night was amazing btw. And don't worry, I deleted those pics from my phone, no one will see them.

 

[Mononofu]

Yes, I am a hater of awful songs.

 

[Nizz]

Don't go insulting my bff Spire. I'll white-knight until the Aguileras cows come home.

Yes, I am a hater of awful songs.

Ouch. WTF happened to Christina, she really let herself go.

 

[Professor Beef]

What do you want Beef? I put you away last week, I thought you were in the hospital with that beating I gave you..

All I want is ONE...MORE...MATCH.

Last night was amazing btw. And don't worry, I deleted those pics from my phone, no one will see them.

Good call. I hope you didn't sprain anything.

 

[G-Fex]

All I want is ONE...MORE...MATCH.

Good call. I hope you didn't sprain anything.

TELL YOU WHAT LIL BEEF.

I'll give you that match...TONIGHT.

See me in the wrasslin thread in a while.

 

[Spire]

Gillies covers You & I.

 

[Professor Beef]

I beat G-Fex in our match after dedicating it to my waifus Justice and Applejack Cosplay girl. :3

 

[G-Fex]

I beat G-Fex in our match after dedicating it to my waifus Justice and Applejack Cosplay girl. :3

AND I TOLD YOU YOU COULDNT DEDICATE IT TO THEM!

YOU CHEATED AND RIGGED THAT LADDER I KEPT THROWING YOU OFF OF!

Victoria should be my valet girl!

 

[Professor Beef]

AND I TOLD YOU YOU COULDNT DEDICATE IT TO THEM!

YOU CHEATED AND RIGGED THAT LADDER I KEPT THROWING YOU OFF OF!

Victoria should be my valet girl!

There's no conspiracy here, G-Fex! Your heart of the cards ring can't overcome the power of love!

 

[Mononofu]

Posted in bangai-o's horrible thread

I said D-D-Damn.

 

[Spire]

Cosgrove is the lovechild of MJ and an ugly asian chick.


Even Justice with terribad hair looks better.

 

[Mononofu]

Cosgrove is the lovechild of MJ and an ugly asian chick.


Even Justice with terribad hair looks better.

http://i.imgur.com/QO2IK.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]


[IMG]http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/6885/shkinghead.gif

Hell nah Spire those pics of MC are adorable <3

EDIT: Wait till G-Fex and Corkscrew get here! You just wait!

 

[Mechanical Snowman]

Cosgrove is the lovechild of MJ and an ugly asian chick.

god I'm getting sick of your attitude.

Carly looks fucking delicious there, damn.

 

[Spire]

She is honestly not attractive to me at all, her face is fucking weird. Her body has nothing going on either. I don't get it, she's like a 3. At least McCurdy has a rack.

EDIT: Wait till G-Fex and Corkscrew get here! You just wait!

I'll wait all day! They ain't comin'! They know Cosgrove ain't worth throwin' down over!

-

Extremely disturbing video. Do not watch with children in the room.

 

[Mechanical Snowman]

She is honestly not attractive to me at all, her face is fucking weird. Her body has nothing going on either. I don't get it, she's like a 3. At least McCurdy has a rack.



I'll wait all day! They ain't comin'! They know Cosgrove ain't worth throwin' down over!

-

Extremely disturbing video. Do not watch with children in the room.

"Did my power just go out?"

Lol. Can't hate the dude.

 

[Mononofu]

She is honestly not attractive to me at all, her face is fucking weird. Her body has nothing going on either. I don't get it, she's like a 3. At least McCurdy has a rack.

I don't find Cosgrove attractive in that way either but that's the most photogenic shot of her yet. I would give her a 5. McCurdy 4 life.

I'll wait all day! They ain't comin'! They know Cosgrove ain't worth throwin' down over!

LOL

We've waged war over less.

Extremely disturbing video. Do not watch with children in the room.

ONE OF US?

If not he needs to join the team.

 

[Throavium]

Cosgrove is the lovechild of MJ and an ugly asian chick.

Harsh words

 

[Spire]

Fine. I'll lay off Cosgrove... for now.

But know this, if shit gets real I'll blast her into a different goddamn dimension. There will be nothing left, her own parents will disown her.

 

[Nizz]

Extremely disturbing video. Do not watch with children in the room.

Ok.......

 

[Throavium]

Fine. I'll lay off Cosgrove... for now.

But know this, if shit gets real I'll blast her into a different goddamn dimension. There will be nothing left, her own parents will disown her.

Fair enough

 

[Mononofu]

Fine. I'll lay off Cosgrove... for now.

But know this, if shit gets real I'll blast her into a different goddamn dimension. There will be nothing left, her own parents will disown her.

Okay if that's the case I'll stand down.


And like wise, if things go south the CDF will descend upon this thread with great fury.

 

[Spire]

Okay if that's the case I'll stand down.


And like wise, if things go south the CDF will descend upon this thread with great fury.

This post just gave me the greatest idea I've ever had, but it's going to take me a few hours to put it together, maybe even a few days. It'll be worth it though.

 

[Professor Beef]

Fine. I'll lay off Cosgrove... for now.

But know this, if shit gets real I'll blast her into a different goddamn dimension. There will be nothing left, her own parents will disown her.

<3

 

[G-Fex]

She is honestly not attractive to me at all, her face is fucking weird. Her body has nothing going on either. I don't get it, she's like a 3. At least McCurdy has a rack.



I'll wait all day! They ain't comin'! They know Cosgrove ain't worth throwin' down over!

-

Extremely disturbing video. Do not watch with children in the room.

THATS ENOUGH SPIRE I DONT THINK YOU REALIZE HOW DANGEROUS THIS TOPIC HAS BECOME

I always said that Miranda was beautiful and I was right, and for that you lose Spire, you lose hard.

This duel was over before it began, I'm the victor and you've got bitter tears cause I claim Miranda as my waifu.

 

[Spire]

THATS ENOUGH SPIRE I DONT THINK YOU REALIZE HOW DANGEROUS THIS TOPIC HAS BECOME

I always said that Miranda was beautiful and I was right, and for that you lose Spire, you lose hard.

This duel was over before it began, I'm the victor and you've got bitter tears cause I claim Miranda as my waifu.

Sorry G-Fex, but gay marriage was overturned in California. You can't legally marry Cosgrove.

 

[Mononofu]

HaHA! I knew good'o G-Fex would stand beside me.

 

[Spire]

Fuck it, it was going to take all year. All that remains is this half-finished image:

 

[McNei1y]

I side with Spire on the Cosgrove issue. Nay.

 

[G-Fex]

Sorry G-Fex, but gay marriage was overturned in California. You can't legally marry Cosgrove.

Har De HAR HAR.

Hey Spire, Isn't it time for Victoria to wear a god awful dress that even a WWE Diva wouldn't sport?

Just you wait and see, I'll find Cosgrove and we'll hit it off then we'll be a couple and then we'll both laugh at you, the one Poor Spire who has nobody.

 

[Mechanical Snowman]

Fuck it, it was going to take all year. All that remains is this half-finished image:

What the hell is this...

Hey Spire, Isn't it time for Victoria to wear a god awful dress that even a WWE Diva wouldn't sport?D

Too soon. We're still grieving for fashion after Victoria murdered it.

 

[Spire]

Har De HAR HAR.

Hey Spire, Isn't it time for Victoria to wear a god awful dress that even a WWE Diva wouldn't sport?

Just you wait and see, I'll find Cosgrove and we'll hit it off then we'll be a couple and then we'll both laugh at you, the one Poor Spire who has nobody.

Well be careful. Those teeth have gnawed on human flesh before, I can just tell.

Too soon. We're still grieving for fashion after Victoria murdered it.

The sad thing is, Justice could wear a trash bag and still look better than Cosgrove at any point in her life.

 

[Mechanical Snowman]

The sad thing is, Justice could wear a trash bag and still look better than Cosgrove at any point in her life.

Justice would look hot if she wore black shiny plastic? Well no shit.

 

[G-Fex]

you put down demi you put down miranda, you go after Ashley or Aly next and you're entering the point of no return boy.

And that's all I gots to say about that.