• Hey Guest. Check out your NeoGAF Wrapped 2025 results here!

Victorious |OT|

Status
Not open for further replies.
Mechanical Snowman said:
Justice would look hot if she wore black shiny plastic? Well no shit.

Don't be so sure. Gomez wore a trash bag with bird shit on it and didn't look too hot.

selena-gomez-music-video-shoot-05_large.jpg
 
Demi's got problems, but at least she's hittable. Cosgrove falls below even my standards, and my standards are low.


Mechanical Snowman said:
Spire: o noe another girl started getting attention in my Victoria shrine thread. FULL OFFENSE MODE ENGAGED

I post more McCurdy and Gillies stuff in here than anyone else does. I'm practically the only person who props up Daniella.
 
Mechanical Snowman said:
Spire: o noe another girl started getting attention in my Victoria shrine thread. FULL OFFENSE MODE ENGAGED

I have half the mind to spam the tumblr with cosplay girl pictures
 
G-Fex said:
I have half the mind to spam the tumblr with cosplay girl pictures
No one's stopping you.

Spire said:
I post more McCurdy and Gillies stuff in here than anyone else does. I'm practically the only person who props up Daniella.
But they're just subsidiaries, so you don't feel them a threat. A case in point just now, a joke was made about Justice's dress and your following post was a dig at Miranda. Then you followed up with a spiteful post about Sel (a major contender) when she had nothing to do with the conversation at all. To clarify, I am just pointing out your behaviour, I don't actually care who you insult.

I'm going to log your posts from now on and make a case study of you. Haven't thought of a good title yet though.

Professor Beef said:
Twilight or bust.
 
Mechanical Snowman said:
But they're just subsidiaries, so you don't feel them a threat. A case in point just now, a joke was made about Justice's dress and your following post was a dig at Miranda. Then you followed up with a spiteful post about Sel (a major contender) when she had nothing to do with the conversation at all. To clarify, I am just pointing out your behaviour, I don't actually care who you insult.

I'm going to log your posts from now on and make a case study of you. Haven't thought of a good title yet though.

Selena was brought up because she wore a trash bag-looking dress. That's fairly relevant. And it was not a dig, you said anyone could look hot in a trash bag and I pointed out that even someone who is attractive, like Selena, doesn't.

And Cosgrove is not a threat to anything, I'm not even sure what you're talking about. Chicks like Gillies or Gomez are far more popular in here than Cosgrove is and you don't see me making jabs at them, if anything I've been begging the Gomezians to post more Gomez on the tumblr. Maybe I just honestly don't find Cosgrove attractive and make jokes about it? Because that's the very thing creepy-gaf was founded on? I'm a little disheartened you've taken this that seriously.
 
Spire said:
Selena was brought up because she wore a trash bag-looking dress. That's fairly relevant. And it was not a dig, you said anyone could look hot in a trash bag and I pointed out that even someone who is attractive, like Selena, doesn't.

And Cosgrove is not a threat to anything, I'm not even sure what you're talking about. Chicks like Gillies or Gomez are far more popular in here than Cosgrove is and you don't see me making jabs at them, if anything I've been begging the Gomezians to post more Gomez on the tumblr. Maybe I just honestly don't find Cosgrove attractive and make jokes about it? Because that's the very thing creepy-gaf was founded on? I'm a little disheartened you've taken this that seriously.
tl;dr and nope u jelly.

And you haven't been begging, lol, you probably brought it up as a stealth comment on your dedication to Justice compared to Gomezian's lack of dedication to Gomez. Face it I know your game. I did psychology for 2 years at A level so you know I can see right through you.
 
Mechanical Snowman said:
But it's Spire's posts which are most beneficial to psychiatrists. And perhaps G-Fex's too but for other reasons.

More tea Mister Snowman?

*sips*

Oh dear, it's raining clocks again.
 
G-Fex said:
not me, I fucking hate when customers come to the store in their pajamas

How many people come in wearing honest-to-god pajamas? Sweatpants and an old shirt that they sleep in don't count. Neither do pajama bottoms, which chicks wear everywhere these days.
 
Spire said:
How many people come in wearing honest-to-god pajamas? Sweatpants and an old shirt that they sleep in don't count. Neither do pajama bottoms, which chicks wear everywhere these days.

Too many, during the late shift.

I can see a kid doing it but fucking adults man, people around here are just ghetto
 
Do you work at a Wal-Mart in the Ozarks or what?

I worked at a Wal-Mart several years ago, usually to 11 pm and didn't see a lot of that sort of thing.
 
G-Fex said:
not me, I fucking hate when customers come to the store in their pajamas
I think some girls can pull it off. A white tee with pj's on. ;) But yeah, a grown ass man with pj's in a store? F that. No man should wear pj's outdoors to a store. I'm not even down with wearing crocs to a store. Wouldn't be caught dead with those things on...
 
purple cobra said:
I think some girls can pull it off. A white tee with pj's on. ;) But yeah, a grown ass man with pj's in a store? F that. No man should wear pj's outdoors to a store. I'm not even down with wearing crocs to a store. Wouldn't be caught dead with those things on...

I don't think men should even own PJ's. Your thick layer of chest hair should give you all the warmth you need at night.


Justice's tongue and the show's hair stylist:

Yfu3p.jpg
 
Spire said:
I can't fap to nice.

If Cosgrove threw herself at you, would you accept or turn her down? I don't find the appeal that others see in her but I wouldn't pass it up. Even if it were just for the story that I got with some "celebrity".
 
On a serious note, I watched this show at my girlfriend's parents house. She has a few younger sisters, and we all collectively did some channel surfing before dinner. Upon landing on this, I was universally informed it was shit.

After about 15 minutes (that I'll never get back) I can now confirm it was absolutely awful. Her singing is also an abomination.

Boggles my mind how it's on television. Outside of the countless perverts keeping it afloat - who are obsessively infatuated with her.
 
McNei1y said:
If Cosgrove threw herself at you, would you accept or turn her down? I don't find the appeal that others see in her but I wouldn't pass it up. Even if it were just for the story that I got with some "celebrity".

Yes, but:

Nip-Tuck-episode-of-Abby-Mays.jpg



No seriously, I just have low standards. "Would I hit it?" is not a good gauge of whether I find someone attractive or not. I seriously had to think about your question for a minute or two, Cosgrove is on the line and it's a very low line.
 
Spire said:
No seriously, I just have low standards. "Would I hit it?" is not a good gauge of whether I find someone attractive or not. I seriously had to think about your question for a minute or two, Cosgrove is on the line and it's a very low line.

Its a pretty general question. I wasn't asking exactly how attractive you find her. I was just seeing if you still would. I mean I would but I don't find her as attractive as many others. She's still better than a lot though.
 
Plywood said:

She'd fit right in with the pretty chicks here on campus for sure. I've just been haunted by the MJ comparisons and its scarred me for life. I used to think she was the top. Then the picture opened my eyes and I can never go back. I want to though, I want to.
 
McNei1y said:
She'd fit right in with the pretty chicks here on campus for sure. I've just been haunted by the MJ comparisons and its scarred me for life. I used to think she was the top. Then the picture opened my eyes and I can never go back. I want to though, I want to.
Let it go McNei1y, for what you thought you saw were merely apparitions playing with your mind.
 
McNei1y said:
She'd fit right in with the pretty chicks here on campus for sure. I've just been haunted by the MJ comparisons and its scarred me for life. I used to think she was the top. Then the picture opened my eyes and I can never go back. I want to though, I want to.

It's okay man, it's okay. We've all been effected, we feel your pain. Some scars just won't heal, you've just gotta move on.


And maybe that should be it for the sex talk. Don't want to anger the google gods.
 
Professor Beef said:
The question isn't "would you do her," it's "is she hot?"

Respect the game, guys.

lol I was just asking, thats all. Its not like shes some horrible monster so I was looking for some middle ground.
 
Leave Cosgrove alone!

She's just a nice girl who's doing something she loves to do and isn't being all attention-whorey or annoying about it. Yeah, she isn't Justice-tier or particularly outstanding in the looks department, but why hate her for it? Thread needs more <3 guys.
 
Juicy Bob said:
Leave Cosgrove alone!

She's just a nice girl who's doing something she loves to do and isn't being all attention-whorey or annoying about it. Yeah, she isn't Justice-tier or particularly outstanding in the looks department, but why hate her for it? Thread needs more <3 guys.
In before Michael Jackson comparison joke.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom