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holy shit at some of the old posts. And some of these old usernames. "Rumpledforeskin" :lol
 
Ninja Scooter said:
its possible to wipe your ass without getting shit on your hands. Thats what toilet paper is for. Don't judge him just because he's more coordinated than you. Washing hands is for suckers.
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You're an idiot. People should always wash their hands after shitting or pissing. It's just sanitary.
 
CaptYamato said:
You're an idiot. People should always wash their hands after shitting or pissing. It's just sanitary.
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urine is sterile. fun fact.

you can piss on an open wound to sterilise it.

you cannot however SHIT on an open wound to sterilise it.

best not get those confused.
 
I thought this was new thread. Then I looked at the date because the usernames and avatars didn't look familiar. Why was this thread bumped? I see a lot banned GAFers too...:lol
 
Is it "Wash your fucking hands" day?

2 threads coming back from the grave about the same topic is kinda unusual.
 
Ninja Scooter said:
its possible to wipe your ass without getting shit on your hands. Thats what toilet paper is for. Don't judge him just because he's more coordinated than you. Washing hands is for suckers.
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What. the. fuck.

Guys its downright disgusting if you dont wash your hands.

5 year old post, why bump this?
 
Teh Hamburglar said:
who the hell uses their hand to open bathroom doors? Use paper towel for crying out loud.
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I don't mind the peopoe who do that, I hate the people who then just throw the paper on the floor afterwards. We had a huge issue with that in our office building.
 
Teh Hamburglar said:
who the hell uses their hand to open bathroom doors? Use paper towel for crying out loud.
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Almost everyone i see using public bathrooms use their hands to open doors. Not paper towels.

Is it really that bad? You people need to relax with your damn germ obssession. Sure its normal to wash your hands, but dont go fucking crazy because "omg the door is nasty, im not gonna touch it".

Guess what? You're touching disgusting things everyday. Those pennies in your pocket? Nasty. Yet, you dont give a fuck. Your keyboard & mouse? Also nasty. Yet, you dont give a fuck. The table where youre eating your burger? Nasty DUH. Same thing with your burger that the cook touch, gloves or not. But you still dont give a fuck and continue eating your burger.

But a bathroom door? NOOOOOOO.
 
Bisnic said:
Almost everyone i see using public bathrooms use their hands to open doors. Not paper towels.

Is it really that bad? You people need to relax with your damn germ obssession. Sure its normal to wash your hands, but dont go fucking crazy because "omg the door is nasty, im not gonna touch it".

Guess what? You're touching disgusting things everyday. Those pennies in your pocket? Nasty. Yet, you dont give a fuck. Your keyboard & mouse? Also nasty. Yet, you dont give a fuck. The table where youre eating your burger? Nasty DUH. Same thing with your burger that the cook touch, gloves or not. But you still dont give a fuck and continue eating your burger.

But a bathroom door? NOOOOOOO.
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Why not wipe your ass directly with your hand then?
 
I bet at least half of you wash your hands but don't flush public toilets. I think the last 10 times I used a public restroom there was some asshole who didn't flush. What the fuck is with these people?

I have this theory that it's some territory-marking primal instinct just like dogs do, but when you translate it to English it comes roughly out to "OH MAN I TOTALLY JUST LET OUT THIS MASSIVE DUMP THE WORLD MUST SEE THIS HURR DURR"
 
HappyBivouac said:
I bet at least half of you wash your hands but don't flush public toilets. I think the last 10 times I used a public restroom there was some asshole who didn't flush. What the fuck is with these people?

I have this theory that it's some territory-marking primal instinct just like dogs do, but when you translate it to English it comes roughly out to "OH MAN I TOTALLY JUST LET OUT THIS MASSIVE DUMP THE WORLD MUST SEE THIS HURR DURR"
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You know it's the germaphobes who leave shit all over the seat and never flush. They're the same ones who leave pieces of paper towel outside the washroom door because they used it to open the door and don't know what to do with it now.

The germaphobes are the ones who are guilty of a lot of the problems the rest of us have to deal with.
 
tarius1210 said:
I thought this was new thread. Then I looked at the date because the usernames and avatars didn't look familiar. Why was this thread bumped? I see a lot banned GAFers too...:lol
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We have no goddamn clue.

Also yeah, washing your hands after using the toilet is just common sense, but some of you guys sound a bit neurotic.
 
Teh Hamburglar said:
Why not wipe your ass directly with your hand then?
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Is that the best you can come up with? At least you don't disagree with me. Otherwise you would be walking everywhere you go with gloves. Gloves that you would change every 30 mins because you touch something dirty almost all the time.
 
Bisnic said:
Is that the best you can come up with? At least you don't disagree with me. Otherwise you would be walking everywhere you go with gloves. Gloves that you would change every 30 mins because you touch something dirty almost all the time.
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Just because everything is dirty doesn't mean you should just say fuck it and do nothing to stay germ free. You seem to be fine with walking around with other peoples shit on your fingers. Well more power to you. I'll continue to open doors with paper towels.

also, germs inside your intestines > germs you come into contact with every day.
 
Yet, you seem to believe "shit germs" are only inside bathrooms. You'll be surprised how it can also be on other doors & other stuff in your house or where you work.

Here, i just opened a door leading to my desk that dozens of people touch everyday. People that go into bathrooms. People that might not always wash their hands. And now im touching my face. Oh god, what am i doing, someone stop me.
 
ToxicAdam said:
Hey, I see one of my old joke accounts in this thread ... (this was before the moratorium on them!)
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Well i'm glad you decided to stick with just this joke account.
 
CaptainMintMan said:
I'm the type of person that doesn't touch his pee-pee when pee-ing. Am I exempted from washing my hands or am I the famed "filthy heathen"?
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You're the one who ends up pissing on the seat. Don't tell me you don't do it!

Filthy heathen.
 
DoctorWho said:
You're the one who ends up pissing on the seat. Don't tell me you don't do it!

Filthy heathen.
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I usually have precise aiming. I might get that last sneaky drop on the seat, though; few times does that happen :X
 
Bisnic said:
Yet, you seem to believe "shit germs" are only inside bathrooms. You'll be surprised how it can also be on other doors & other stuff in your house or where you work.

Here, i just opened a door leading to my desk that dozens of people touch everyday. People that go into bathrooms. People that might not always wash their hands. And now im touching my face. Oh god, what am i doing, someone stop me.
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what are you arguing here? Is this really a battle worth fighting?
 
maharg said:
Ah yes. Toilet paper isn't enough to prevent contamination on your hand, but in preventing bogies from the toilet seat it's like a fortress.

Seriously, what do you think there is on the toilet seat that you're not going to get on your ass anyways (have you actually thought about wtf is coming out of your own ass? Do you think it all falls out without touching your skin?) besides things that flimsy little piece of paper won't do jack shit to stop?
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Have you seriously never heard of bacteria? Public toilets, which I'd rather not go to, I always lay down multiple layers of toilet paper. Using toilet paper on a door handle, dunno bout that, don't think it will work all that well against bacteria.

The shit that comes out of your ass, doesn't get spread all over it, only thing that touches it is your anus. Besides, anything that got out of your own ass that might be dangerous, would have most likely infected you already.

Also, bacteria can thrive in the asscrack. Doesn't have that much to do with the actual shit, the entire region is more or less unsanitary if you don't clean it well (shower). When you wipe your ass, you're gonna touch your ass crack and other things. Best to keep your hands clean afterwards to avoid passing things on to others.
 
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