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[Scenester]

Everyone that has played this game knows its pretty funny. So lets post our favourite quotes here.

Mine:

Tell me, what kind of murderer uses a "Samurai Slap"!?

- Phoenix

 

[SumGamer]

There are several punch lines but hell I can't remember any.

 

[Chris Michael]

"Objection! That was objectional!' or something like that.

 

[Joe Molotov]

I just love how the defendants literally reel as if you hit them when you find a crucial contradiction in their testimony. The 5th case was amazing in that regard. :lol

 

[Mjunter]

"What does sucksores mean?"

And this little exchange...

Phoenix: "I don't have time just to come down here and laugh at you."

Edgeworth "...Yes you do."

 

[Scenester]

I just love how the defendants literally reel as if you hit them when you find a crucial contradiction in their testimony. The 5th case was amazing in that regard. :lol

Yeah its great huh, youd think it'd be a dead giveaway, but that judge is so dumb....

Anyway heres another quote I like:

-Phoenix
There's a t-bone on one of
the plates, minus the steak.

-Maya
Mmm! T-bone steak!
That would have hit the spot.

-Phoenix
You just had a burger!

-Maya
Yeah, but I have a second
stomach just for steaks.

-Phoenix
(What!?)

 

[JonathanEx]

"Objection! That was objectional!' or something like that.

I love that one. Just need to remember when it comes in.

* -Phoenix
* ...
*
* -Judge
* Yes, Mr. Wright?
*
* -Phoenix
* I was hoping I'd come up
* with a question while pounding
* on my desk.
*
* -Phoenix
* I didn't.
*
* -Judge
* ...
*
* -Judge
* You have my sympathies.

T-Bone stake option:
"Dee Vaquez, you ate the bone too!"

 

[BorkBork]

Everything coming out of Sal Monella:

 

[Joe Molotov]

Yeah its great huh, youd think it'd be a dead giveaway, but that judge is so dumb....

Defendant: "Oh wait, here's how it really happened!" *tells a completely different story*

Judge: "Well, that sounds very reasonable. Unless you'd like to cross-examine Mr. Wright, I guess I'll go ahead and find your client guilty."

 

[6.8]

When something smells, it's gotta be the Butz.

 

[beelzebozo]

When something smells, it's gotta be the Butz.

just started this game yesterday, and that line made me lose my shit.
hilarious.

 

[Angela Liu]

Anyway heres another quote I like:

-Phoenix
There's a t-bone on one of
the plates, minus the steak.

-Maya
Mmm! T-bone steak!
That would have hit the spot.

-Phoenix
You just had a burger!

-Maya
Yeah, but I have a second
stomach just for steaks.

-Phoenix
(What!?)

Maya: Nick... I'm hungry!

Phoenix: You just had a burger!

Maya: Yeah, but I have a separate stomach for sweets!

Phoenix: (How many stomachs does this girl have!?)

 

[Shig]

When Edgeworth was taking Gumshoe's advice to lighten up...

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOP!

...I'm so embarrased."

"Objection! That was objectional!' or something like that.

"Objection! That was... objectionable!"

 

[Pureauthor]

Judge: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!... Wait a minute! I'm not the one on trial!

 

[fresquito]

I don't remember the exact line, but I loved when Edgeworth objections in the last second, just to say something like "I had nothing to object on, I wanted to save time, just in case an idea popped in my mind".

BTW, Salmonela is the name of a bactery in Spanish

 

[Teasel]

-Edgeworth
Let's call this security
officer to the stand!

-Edgeworth
Will the witness declare
her name?

-Oldbag
...

-Oldbag
Hmm?

-Oldbag
My, aren't you
a handsome fellow!

-Oldbag
I'm afraid I'm a bit
flustered!

-Edgeworth
Y-your name, please!

-Oldbag
Oh, dearie! No need for
you to be embarrassed!
Just call me "grandma."

-Edgeworth
YOUR NAME, PLEASE!

-Phoenix
(Seems Edgeworth has a bit of
trouble getting his witnesses
to say their names...)

-Oldbag
Wendy Oldbag, dearie.

-Oldbag
So just call me "grandma."
It's practically my name!

-Oldbag
So even when I was young I
was an Oldbag, but not really
that was just my name dearie.

-Oldbag
Still how the other children
would make fun of me and just
because of my name can you

-Oldbag
believe it? But there was this
boy, the captain of the chess
club in junior high, and when

-Oldbag
he called me an old bag well
I just cried and cried because
I had a crush on him you see--

-Edgeworth
*OBJECTION!*

-Edgeworth
O-objection! I... object to
the witness's talkativeness.

-Judge
Objection sustained!

 

[keanerie]

Von Karma: "So what? My ATM code is 111 because I'm number one, and that doesn't prove anything!"

Or something to that degree.

 

[ninge]

Salmonela is also the name of a bacteria in english - its what you get from dodgy chicken

 

[ninge]

oh and i just loved the way the cough up queen gave out more and more disgusting dinners to pheonix as the trial progressed

"Did you order the squid rings?!"

 

[Pureauthor]

I don't remember the exact line, but I loved when Edgeworth objections in the last second, just to say something like "I had nothing to object on, I wanted to save time, just in case an idea popped in my mind".

BTW, Salmonela is the name of a bactery in Spanish

OBJECTION!

Judge: Yes, Mr. Edgeworth.

Edgeworth: I was hoping to find something to object to while objecting, your Honour. I didn't.

 

[Galdor]

Gumshoe: If you want to blame anyone, blame society, pal!

--

Gumshoe: Hope, I'm nog interrupting anything.
Everybody: ...
Gumshoe: Guess I am.

--

Edgeworth: Just sit back, relax and enjoy the sound of the noose tightening around your own neck.

--

Detective Gumshoe : Hey, Larry Butz!
Phoenix: I'm Phoenix Wright.
Detective Gumshoe: Oh..yeah..right! Larry Butz was that killer!

--

So much brilliant lines, but forgot the most.

 

[neopokekun]

Everything coming out of Sal Monella:

-???
WTF?
Who are j00 d00dz!? LMAO!

-Maya
H-huh!? W-we...

-Maya
Wait, you first!
Who are you!?

-Maya
You look pretty
suspicious to me!

-???
Whatever, l4m3rs!

-Manella
How can j00 not know the
great Sal Manella!?

-Manella
I make teh L33T SH0WZ!
The Steel Samurai? Mine!
RTFC! (Read The Film Credits!)

-Maya
R-really!? You're THE
Sal Manella!?

-Maya
I'm so sorry! I, just, you
looked so... Sorry!

-Manella
No no, quite alright. Really.
It's fine. ROFL!

-Manella
...

-Maya
W-what is it?

-Manella
You know, on
closer inspection...

-Manella
Mmm... Yeah...
Hot! Hot! Hot! *slobber*

-Manella
Hey, do j00 do a lot of
"cosplay," coz that
costume r0x0rz!... *drool*

-Maya
Rocksores!? Wh-wh-what...
Hey! You're drooling!

-Manella
Huh? Mmph! LOL!
Buffer overrun! *pant*

-Manella
You've triggered
my CR34T1V3 P0W3RZ!

-Manella
Yes... yes, it's coming to me!
"Pink Princess"!

-Manella
The sequel to the Steel
Samurai... "Pink Princess:
Warrior of Little Olde Tokyo!"

-Manella
ROFL... LMAO!

-Phoenix
P-"Pink Princess"...?

-Maya
Why's it gotta be "Little"
Olde Tokyo!?

-Maya
Why can't it have a cool name,
like "Neo Olde Tokyo"!?

-Phoenix
Maya, we really need to
talk about "cool"...


Game script: db.gamefaqs.com/portable/ds/file/phoenix_wright_script.txt

 

[fresquito]

OBJECTION!

Judge: Yes, Mr. Edgeworth.

Edgeworth: I was hoping to find something to object to while objecting, your Honour. I didn't.

That's it

 

[JonathanEx]

-Phoenix
Why don't you go down to the
fire department and have them
spray you with the hose?

-Maya
...

-Maya
Good idea, Nick!

-Phoenix
(Apparently, E.S.P. is no aid
in detecting sarcasm...)


Also, ANYTHING Red White says:

Please furnish me with the title of your personage!
Splendiferous.
Perhaps I have intimidated you with my giantesque vocabulary...?
Fantabulistic, is it not?
Magnificentatious, isn't it!

 

[Aurora]

It's already been a year so I can't remember any quotes word for word. But wow, just reading some of these posts has reminded me just how good this game is.

 

[yonder]

When Edgeworth was taking Gumshoe's advice to lighten up...

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Best part of the entire game! And his face is all angry when he says it. :lol

 

[bogg]

Gotta replay the game before the sequal hits.
Awesome game series

-Edgeworth
Let's call this security
officer to the stand!

-Edgeworth
Will the witness declare
her name?

-Oldbag
...

-Oldbag
Hmm?

-Oldbag
My, aren't you
a handsome fellow!

-Oldbag
I'm afraid I'm a bit
flustered!

-Edgeworth
Y-your name, please!

-Oldbag
Oh, dearie! No need for
you to be embarrassed!
Just call me "grandma."

-Edgeworth
YOUR NAME, PLEASE!

-Phoenix
(Seems Edgeworth has a bit of
trouble getting his witnesses
to say their names...)

-Oldbag
Wendy Oldbag, dearie.

-Oldbag
So just call me "grandma."
It's practically my name!

-Oldbag
So even when I was young I
was an Oldbag, but not really
that was just my name dearie.

-Oldbag
Still how the other children
would make fun of me and just
because of my name can you

-Oldbag
believe it? But there was this
boy, the captain of the chess
club in junior high, and when

-Oldbag
he called me an old bag well
I just cried and cried because
I had a crush on him you see--

-Edgeworth
*OBJECTION!*

-Edgeworth
O-objection! I... object to
the witness's talkativeness.

-Judge
Objection sustained!

Thats probably my favorite

 

[LakeEarth]

OBJECTION!

Judge: Yes, Mr. Edgeworth.

Edgeworth: I was hoping to find something to object to while objecting, your Honour. I didn't.

You skipped the best part.

OBJECTION!

Judge: Yes, Mr. Edgeworth.

Edgeworth: I was hoping to find something to object to while objecting, your Honour. I didn't.

Judge: Well in that case, I guess-

OBJECTION!

I second objection had me rolling.

 

[thetrin]

I hope with Capcom doing translations this time instead of Alex Smith, the english version ends up being as ****ing phenomenal. Gyakuten Saiban is one of those games that lives or dies by its script.

 

[SnakeXs]

I hope with Capcom doing translations this time instead of Alex Smith, the english version ends up being as ****ing phenomenal. Gyakuten Saiban is one of those games that lives or dies by its script.

Smith isn't involved with Justice for All?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. ;_;

 

[Maximilian]

Suuuuch a funny game. I've been playing it off and on since Thanksgiving, savoring it, so I don't remember a lot of lines myself. It's so funny that it really makes up for the fact that there's not a ton of actual gameplay.

 

[Lortnoc Egamad]

"I'm out of this s**t"

Phoenix when asked to defend this topic.

 

[BorkBork]

Von Karma: Bah! My granddaughter has a dog she calls "Phoenix." Well, Phoenix Wright? Are you my granddaughter's fiance?

 

[JonathanEx]

-Judge
Please explain so that I might
be shocked along with the
rest of the court.

-Phoenix
*HOLD IT!*

-Phoenix
And what were you doing
during that time...?

-Vasquez
Don't hit your desk.

-Vasquez
It irritates me.

-Edgeworth
Yeah! Mr. Wright...!

-Edgeworth
Oops.

-Vasquez
...

 

[Buttonbasher]

My Favorites are:

GANT: Have you been swimming lately?

and:


(Someone I don't remember who.)

Don't "..." me!:lol :lol

 

[thetrin]

Smith isn't involved with Justice for All?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. ;_;

Yea dude, he's working on FF12. Translations are being done internally this time. I've met a few of the Capcom translators here in Osaka, and they were telling me they were shitting bricks trying to do a translation that would live up to Smith's.

 

[Scenester]

oh and i just loved the way the cough up queen gave out more and more disgusting dinners to pheonix as the trial progressed

"Did you order the squid rings?!"

Its also good how enthused the judge gets with the dinners.

"Wow, a triple- decker!"

 

[ivysaur12]

Yea dude, he's working on FF12. Translations are being done internally this time. I've met a few of the Capcom translators here in Osaka, and they were telling me they were shitting bricks trying to do a translation that would live up to Smith's.

Uh oh... I hope it turns out well.

 

[muttyeah416]

i laugh everytime Von Karma says OBJECTION in his deep ass voice

 

[EBCubs03]

Phoenix wright thread of the week... check

 

[Drakken]

It's already been a year so I can't remember any quotes word for word. But wow, just reading some of these posts has reminded me just how good this game is.

Same here. This thread makes me happy.

 

[Scenester]

Same here. This thread makes me happy.

Excellent! This is only my second thread here at GAF and its a smash hit also, just like my Genesis/Mega Drive music one.

 

[masud]

Anything Angel Starr said.

"Proof that he devours the evilest lunches of all!"
:lol :lol :lol

 

[Scenester]

Gumshoe: If you want to blame anyone, blame society, pal!

--

Gumshoe: Hope, I'm nog interrupting anything.
Everybody: ...
Gumshoe: Guess I am.

--

Edgeworth: Just sit back, relax and enjoy the sound of the noose tightening around your own neck.

--

Detective Gumshoe : Hey, Larry Butz!
Phoenix: I'm Phoenix Wright.
Detective Gumshoe: Oh..yeah..right! Larry Butz was that killer!

--

So much brilliant lines, but forgot the most.

Gumshoe says something awesome in the 5th case about "Getting his badger dance down pat" or something like that.

Edgeworth: "What is that writhing piece of plywood?" (iirc)

 

[Pureauthor]

Gumshoe says something awesome in the 5th case about "Getting his badger dance down pat" or something like that.

Edgeworth: "What is that writhing piece of plywood?" (iirc)

Edgeworth: What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?!

(I've played it too much.)

 

[borghe]

as others have said, it's been forever since I played Phoenix.. but man, this thread brings back good memories. Easily in my top 3 games of all time. I beat the entire game in less than a week, but not for lack of hours. I just could never stop playing it.

Does anyone know what PW is at in the states LTD?

edit - holy crap. PW is #17 on Amazon's top sold list for video games... wow...

 

[Sabaku Ika]

Yea dude, he's working on FF12. Translations are being done internally this time. I've met a few of the Capcom translators here in Osaka, and they were telling me they were shitting bricks trying to do a translation that would live up to Smith's.

So does this mean the English translation in the Japanese release will be the same as in the American?

 

[the year 20XX]

Anyone have the gif of Von Karma beating his head against the wall?

 

[XiaNaphryz]

(Someone I don't remember who.)

Don't "..." me!:lol :lol

Was that Edgeworth?

I know Edgeworth did something similar in the TGS 2005 trailer. The trailer's fully voiced, but in a short little section of the trailer it goes back to the normal "bip-bip-bip" sounds you hear when dialogue text appears in the game and Edgeworth replies "Don't give me that 'bip bip bip'-ing when you're badmouthing me!"

 

[Kiriku]

The writing is genius on more than one level. Hell, there are lines I didn't fully "get" until I read this thread. :lol
Wow, can't wait for the next Phoenix Wright. Best DS game IMO!