peanutbutterlatte
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A jumble sale held in a large field, with second-hand tat sold out of the back of people's automobiles.
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Weird Americanisms (UK vs USA thread)
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A jumble sale held in a large field, with second-hand tat sold out of the back of people's automobiles.
kurisu_1974
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This is how it should be. I'm from the Old Continent and everybody I know makes a single cup of tea / milk / cocoa / soup like that. I have a steaming cup of hot water in 1:30 if I put it on Maximum Nuke.
this isn't 1840. We don't all have kettles. We all have microwaves. The closest I have to a kettle is a broken coffee maker.
So a yard sale is similar except in a persons yard or garage (in which case it would be a garage sale). Does tat mean random stuff?
I make a single cup of tea by putting the right amount of water in the kettle.
Isn't there something to do with the way the water is heated/boiled (oxygenation?) that can have an impact on how it tastes? I might have dreamed that, but I definitely recall it cropping up in conversation somewhen.
indigo-cyclops
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It's quick as hell for stuff like tea in a pinch. My wife does it sometimes. But doing it exclusively is definitely weird.
frankie_baby
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And over here we all have kettles
Hari Seldon
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No, but if you bring water to boiling in a microwave it can be dangerous. I never bring water to a boil in the microwave, it is purely for heating water up to hot but not boiling, which is precisely what I want to do so then it will be drinkable immediately.
How do you eat Pot Noodle without a kettle? Do people microwave them?
EleventhDoctor
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My wife just informed me that in England sugar is poured on popcorn. The fuck is wrong with you people?
peanutbutterlatte
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Nobody I know has ever done that. On cornflakes sure, but still, it's unhealthy as fuck. You be nice to us or we'll take back Doctor Who, I swear it!
Course it does you numpty.
Hari Seldon
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Kettle Corn? We invented that in Merica.
I saw the movie Barber Shop on opening night. I was one of maybe 5-10 white people in a massive 700 or so person theatre (went by myself) and it was fucking glorious. Best movie-going experience ever. So much audience participation.. I'd never seen anything like it.
Funny movie too.
People microwave (or "nuke" as its referred to colloquially as a verb) them. Electric kettles are quite rare in the US since most people don't drink hot tea and those that do usually use a real kettle from the stove.
Funny movie too.
People microwave (or "nuke" as its referred to colloquially as a verb) them. Electric kettles are quite rare in the US since most people don't drink hot tea and those that do usually use a real kettle from the stove.
indigo-cyclops
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I may be more prone to actually boiling water now for tea. I never really thought about it. It just seemed like a quick option for tea.
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
And be nice to us or we'll make The Doctor so popular that Hollywood will take notice. "Why can't Dr. Whom be American. Also, his name should be Conroy."
What the hell is pot noodle? Ramen? If it is then most people microwave it but there are a few weirdos that use the stove top.
FormallyMegadrive
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No! Stay! Remember the minority is powerful in both of their countries!
basically people load all their old shit into a car, go to some field or carpark where the carboot sale is on and sell stuff out the boot of your car.
frankie_baby
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Don't think america has experienced the awesomeness that is Pot Noodle
That is the really baffling thing
The trunk.
We don't use boot here. It's a trunk in America. And carpark isn't used either.. it's called a parking lot (or a parking garage depending on the situation).
The only people who sell stuff out of their car are shady rip-off artists selling fake speakers and/or drug dealers.
Arjen
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I don't even want to know man, i don't even want to know.
Our tipping culture is probably unusual to people from outside the US because they may not have experienced US customer service. I've read time and again that foreigners who visit the US are kinda blown away by our levels of customer service.
Apparently, in other countries it is not unusual that if you complain your food is bad the service staff or owner will give you a hard time or just ask you to take your business elsewhere (not always, but I've seen people say this.) In the US, businesses are so willing to bend over backwards to keep you as a customer the service is generally, overly good.
We have a phrase in America: "The customer is always right." Basically it means that if the customer is upset, you do whatever you can to make them leave happy so they'll return to purchase more. Competition among retailers/foodservice is VERY high in the US and these businesses know that if you aren't happy you'll just go someplace else. This leads to high standards of customer service and thus a culture of tipping for said good service.
Apparently, in other countries it is not unusual that if you complain your food is bad the service staff or owner will give you a hard time or just ask you to take your business elsewhere (not always, but I've seen people say this.) In the US, businesses are so willing to bend over backwards to keep you as a customer the service is generally, overly good.
We have a phrase in America: "The customer is always right." Basically it means that if the customer is upset, you do whatever you can to make them leave happy so they'll return to purchase more. Competition among retailers/foodservice is VERY high in the US and these businesses know that if you aren't happy you'll just go someplace else. This leads to high standards of customer service and thus a culture of tipping for said good service.
peanutbutterlatte
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We've already had David Yates sniffing around talking about a reboot. Admittedly he's British, but he thoroughly Hollywood-ized the last four Harry Potter films.
Hari Seldon
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That is called a Flea Market in the US not a yard sale.
indigo-cyclops
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It seems like it would be chaos here if America suddenly adopted the metric system; at least for the majority. But I would like to be a part of the "standard". People say Celsius and Km/h and I am lost.
EleventhDoctor
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Heh. Mostly kidding. I put sugar on my corn flakes and some people over here enjoy Kettle Korn which is a sweet type of popcorn. I can't stand it though.
With a pot
google images tells me that's instant ramen.yeah we got that. standard broke ass college student mainstay. I have always eaten them by adding water heated in a microwave. takes only a minute or two
frankie_baby
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they also use bonnet for car hood.
Hari Seldon
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That looks like Ramen Noodles. I would just boil the water in a pot on the stove and then dump the noodles in and let it simmer. Wouldn't use a microwave for the initial cooking of soup, only reheating. But shit really has to hit the fan in your life to bother reheating Ramen haha.
ElectricBlue187
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You can take my Fahrenheit from my cold dead hands
WanderingWind
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We're talking replacing the sonic screwdriver with an umbrella ("How British is that?"). One that shoots bullets. And he'll have two love interests/companions and must choose between the two.
indigo-cyclops
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Garage sales/yard sales are truly American. Great source for some hard to find stuff. Especially vinyl.
Microwave water, pour water into container.
Or a tea pot.
Microwave water, pour water into container.
Or a tea pot.
ClassyPenguin
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That's the least weird thing to do with a microwave.
NekoFever
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Going back to linguistic differences, there's something I noticed when I worked in the media and frequently had to edit news submissions from writers on both sides of the Atlantic. Americans seem to have an aversion to saying that someone 'died'; it's always 'x passed away' or 'x passes'. One of my editors used to make fun of it every time we got something from the States that did it.
You see it on here too. You can take a fair guess at whether whoever makes the thread announcing a celebrity death (passing) is American based on whether it's titled 'John Smith dies' or 'John Smith passes away'.
You see it on here too. You can take a fair guess at whether whoever makes the thread announcing a celebrity death (passing) is American based on whether it's titled 'John Smith dies' or 'John Smith passes away'.
A pot. Pour water in pot. Boil water. Pour. This is not rocket science.
yeah , what's wrong with that ?
frankie_baby
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I think its slightly different to what you have over there with a thick sauce and other ingredients
in packets ? yeah we got that. all depends on the brand and what is added
edit : reading on wiki, seems to be the brand name Unilever uses there
EleventhDoctor
Banned
This thread is making me think that Brits look at a microwave like the way the apes looked at the monolith in 2001.
Of course. Duh. Same with Instant Oatmeal. The instructions are right on the package. Welcome to the 21st century.
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