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Weird Americanisms (UK vs USA thread)

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When people are saying using a Kettle is some ancient technology are you picturing us Brits putting some old copper pot on a stove? We all have cheap and incredibly fast electric kettles. They'll boil 2 litres of hot water in 1-2 minutes with the flick of a switch, shutting off when the water is done. A less amount of water for one cup in far less time. It's faster, more efficient and will boil any amount of water without any kind of time management or observation. And then easily pourable into multiple cups, bowls, pans or whatever. A microwave offers, quite literally, zero advantage to boiling water.
 
You're right.

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Straight from the 1840s.

Seems your camera is.
 
Up in Maine/Vermont, I never ran into a household without an electric kettle. They're not common in any other corner of the USA that I've seen.
 
When people are saying using a Kettle is some ancient technology are you picturing us Brits putting some old copper pot on a stove? We all have cheap and incredibly fast electric kettles. They'll boil 2 litres of hot water in 1-2 minutes with the flick of a switch, shutting off when the water is done. A less amount of water for one cup in far less time. It's faster, more efficient and will boil any amount of water without any kind of time management or observation. And then easily pourable into multiple cups, bowls, pans or whatever. A microwave offers, quite literally, zero advantage to boiling water.

A kettle is fairly useless though if you have a microwave. And a microwave is more useful overall, since it can reheat food and make those microwaveable instant meals if you are busy and don't want to cook.
 
A kettle is fairly useless though if you have a microwave. And a microwave is more useful overall, since it can reheat food and make those microwaveable instant meals if you are busy and don't want to cook.

We all have microwaves too, but boiling water is incredibly common in the kitchen (probably more so in the UK where everyone drinks tea) so having a cheap (£10-20) device that does it better than anything else is far from useless.
 
A kettle is fairly useless though if you have a microwave. And a microwave is more useful overall, since it can reheat food and make those microwaveable instant meals if you are busy and don't want to cook.
No one's disputing the usefulness of a microwave. We have both and therefore enjoy the benefits of both.
 
Seems your camera is.

Depth of field is a bitch.

A kettle is fairly useless though if you have a microwave. And a microwave is more useful overall, since it can reheat food and make those microwaveable instant meals if you are busy and don't want to cook.

I have a microwave. I use it all the time. I just don't use it to heat up water because that's silly when I've got an electric kettle sitting right there.
 
We all have microwaves too, but boiling water is incredibly common in the kitchen (probably more so in the UK where everyone drinks tea) so having a cheap (£10-20) device that does it better than anything else is far from useless.

I see. That is probably the difference. In the US most people have coffee makers. I wouldn't need yet another gadget around just for boiling water, unless you have a monster kitchen the gadgets start taking up space quickly.
 
Goddamn, i'm going to move to the States and sell electric ketlles, mad money in that stuff.

I'm an American and I use a kettle, though I use one on the stove mostly. I don't make tea often but I make French press coffee all the time. I've been meaning to get an electric one but what I have works really well and I can leave it for a few minutes and come back when it's ready.
 

The real irony is that there is an actual world championship in baseball - and Americans do very badly at it. No one cares. It is broadcast on an obscure cable channel and no one pays any attention as the Dominicans or the Japanese triumph.

This irrationality infuses those other, darker domains.

How brazenly disingenuous. It's not a world championship when the best players don't play in it. The MLB has the World Series because it is the undisputed best league in the sport of baseball and has a vast and unchallenged monopoly on talent in the sport.
 
I'm an American and I use a kettle, though I use one on the stove mostly. I don't make tea often but I make French press coffee all the time. I've been meaning to get an electric one but what I have works really well and I can leave it for a few minutes and come back when it's ready.

thats another thing you call a cafetiere a french press????
 
You're right.

electrickettle.jpg


Straight from the 1840s.

you steampunk Elizibetheans better steer clear of my country!

But most don't use distilled water for stuff like tea. That was the point of the Mythbusters segment, no?

and very few of us have perfectly smooth interiors that can allow for superheated bubbles to stay unpopped. Maybe if you're in a lab, or if you're boiling with a pyrex, but who the fuck does that?
 
My wife just informed me that in England sugar is poured on popcorn. The fuck is wrong with you people?

You wife is wrong... at least if she means its a common thing. Popcorn is normally salted or sweat (which means toffee or caramel normally). Ok those contain sugar but actually pooring pure sugar in it??? not that I have heard of.

Carpeted Garage - Only person ever I hear doing this was the guy in this thread

Carpeted bathroom - insanely rare. Not actually a thing.

Microwave water - never heard of before this thread but the electric kettle is a standard thing in the UK.

Some of the suggestions I heard in here are just plain crazy wrong opinions of what happens in the UK:

• Me rather than My. Only a few people do this and its lazy youth speech or certain regions only.

• Froat rather than Throat. Maybe some kids that cant be bothered to talk properly but its not a normal thing. Same with missing the T from water. Its not a UK thing. Its a lazy thing normally done by kids.

Infact a bunch of these things are all filtered into a few regions or lazy kid speak. A lot of the cockney stuff you see on TV is really not representative of the UK in general but that is what you guys prob see from the TV as that is a popular accent to use. When we watch programs like "the only way is Essex", people basically just laugh at how dumb everyone is and sounds. There is no other reason to watch it. Most people don't talk like those guys at all.

Personally I like that there are these differences as it makes for some interesting conversation and is fun to mock from both sides of the fence. However some are just plain strange to me. The date thing is very confusing. month / day / year has no logical order to it. The other big one is the saying "could care less" its clearly "couldn't care less" because the former implies that you at least care a little bit.

People arguing over things like the temperature is so funny. Its clearly the one you grew up with that sounds right, neither is really better, if you understand one and what temperature its numbers represent then that one is fine.

Also what is the thing about crapping standing up in the OP? the only place I have seen with that is France with the squat toilets which scared the crap out of me. We just sit on the toilet here. Just like you guys do. Although someone mentioned a bidet which again is not the norm at all over here. Certain European countries it is more common but not the UK.

Anyway its been a long read and a funny thread. Both sides have some strange spellings and words for things but its just a cultural thing for the most part that allows us to be different from each other.

Oh and our houses are embarrassingly small here. I have always seen american TV programs where people complain about there tiny house and just think "wtf are they on about?"
 
I didn't realise there was an actual baseball world championship. Why isn't it a big deal in America?

1984 winner: Cuba
1986 winner: Cuba
1988 winner: Cuba
1990 winner: Cuba
1994 winner: Cuba
1998 winner: Cuba
2001 winner: Cuba
2003 winner: Cuba
2005 winner: Cuba

Ah...

The Yankees can't win every year.
 
That's an awesome kettle, where do you get transparent ones like that? All the ones I've seen are opaque, unless they're coffee pots for use with hotplates.

Just a Breville glass kettle from a department store. This is Australia though so they aren't exactly difficult to find.
 
I didn't realise there was an actual baseball world championship. Why isn't it a big deal in America?

1984 winner: Cuba
1986 winner: Cuba
1988 winner: Cuba
1990 winner: Cuba
1994 winner: Cuba
1998 winner: Cuba
2001 winner: Cuba
2003 winner: Cuba
2005 winner: Cuba

Ah...

i don't think american MLB teams like sending their big name players to these to avoid injury. People care about their home teams more
 
When people are saying using a Kettle is some ancient technology are you picturing us Brits putting some old copper pot on a stove? We all have cheap and incredibly fast electric kettles. They'll boil 2 litres of hot water in 1-2 minutes with the flick of a switch, shutting off when the water is done. A less amount of water for one cup in far less time. It's faster, more efficient and will boil any amount of water without any kind of time management or observation. And then easily pourable into multiple cups, bowls, pans or whatever. A microwave offers, quite literally, zero advantage to boiling water.

American here: electric kettles are the mother fucking bomb. Way better than using a microwave. Using my microwave is overkill for that. And the kettle is smart enough to just switch off once the water is at a steady boil for about 30 seconds, so I can just "set it and forget it".
 
The kettle thing just comes down to if you drink tea or not. If you drink tea a kettle is probably infinitely more useful than if you don't drink tea.
 
i don't think american MLB teams like sending their big name players to these to avoid injury. People care about their home teams more

Also, when constructing this ridiculous argument, these people conveniently forget that the MLB has all of the best foreign players (243 this year, 28.4% of the total) and is an international league.
 
I never used my microwave to boil water until I was about 22. I only use it to make those Ramen cups I have on occasion. For everything else I use an electric kettle (which is very nice indeed for "setting and forgetting"), just because that's my standard operating procedure. And I didn't know this was an Americanism until this thread.
 
-Humongous serving sizes
-A cultural identity that includes guns
-The hardcore christianity
-Thank you notes encouraged for interviews
-Being poor and still be against universal healthcare
-Travelling with American expectations (Serving sizes, free refills, etc)
 
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