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Weird Americanisms (UK vs USA thread)

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Doesn't contain real corn, though. (as far as I know)

Most of the corn flavor comes from cornmeal (in place of flower?), but many recipes are made with whole soft kernels baked in.

Cornbread is usually very plain, with more flavor than texture, but often either served with honey or baked with sugar.
 
in our delicate isle (and seemingly everywhere else that isn't america) talking to your buddy, rustling the shit out of your popcorn or checking your phone all qualify you for obnoxious dickhead status.

hence the decision to ship our obnoxious dickheads over to a climate where their dickheadish actions will be assimilated in a culture where such things socially acceptable.

That's not a very nice thing to say about Australia.
 
Grits are fucking delicious. I'm guessing you aren't from the south.

Born and raised in GA. I love the south too, but I don't get our obsession with grits. I'd never describe them as delicious. They are bland at best. By that, I mean just grits served at breakfast. So bland, so...I dunno. It's just filler. I'd rather have more home fries, or extra anything besides...grits. In SC now, where "Shrimp n Grits" is a staple local food. That I like though, as it's covered in gravy and well...shrimp.
 
blood pudding and kidney pie for dinner. spotted dick for dessert.

some of our icecream shops have custards, really really rich icecream. like icecream x3. Even more rich than gelato.

Hmm, Wikipedia says frozen custard was invented in Coney Island, and that Milwaukee, Wisconsin has the highest concentration of custard shops. But it's eggs, milk, cream, and sugar, it didn't take a rocket scientist to invent.
 
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Fried okra was like my favorite food as a little girl in Texas... Wow, makes me homesick, too. Good thing I'm visiting next month.
 
The funny thing is most Americans would probably like spotted dick or black pudding if they tried them. The food that would truly repel them is probably just Marmite.
 
They don't look like much but are really good, especially when made with cheese. Great breakfast food.
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This picture reminds me of something that has always bugged me given the subject matter (bacon). The general American style bacon is fuckin terrible. Don't you call the 'real' bacon something other than just bacon?

P.s Okra?
 
The funny thing is most Americans would probably like spotted dick or black pudding if they tried them. The food that would truly repel them is probably just Marmite.

Marmite is foul and repels enough people here in the uk, though i do admire they've gt the balls to admit that in their adverts
 
Born and raised in GA. I love the south too, but I don't get our obsession with grits. I'd never describe them as delicious. They are bland at best. By that, I mean just grits served at breakfast. So bland, so...I dunno. It's just filler. I'd rather have more home fries, or extra anything besides...grits. In SC now, where "Shrimp n Grits" is a staple local food. That I like though, as it's covered in gravy and well...shrimp.

Ah Georgia. My dad grew up in Atlanta and loved it over there. I grew up in Louisiana and now live in Texas so grits are everywhere over here as well. Hows the BBQ over there btw?

Amen! My mom makes some amazing fried okra... God now I'm hungry and homesick.

Lol the first thing people miss from the south is the food. It really is quite good.
 
The funny thing is most Americans would probably like spotted dick or black pudding if they tried them. The food that would truly repel them is probably just Marmite.

I'm pretty sure I've had blood/black pudding at a local Irish pub-restaurant. It's not bad.
 
Marmite is foul and repels enough people here in the uk, though i do admire they've gt the balls to admit that in their adverts

To be honest it must be impossible to advertise it any other way. I love Marmite (or Vegemite) but I honestly couldn't tell you why. It's kind of indescribable.
 
When I was a kid an old couple shouted at me for joking with my friends during the adverts before the film (wasn't even film trailers, normal television ads). :(

Funny what stuff sticks in your mind when you get older.
 
The funny thing is most Americans would probably like spotted dick or black pudding if they tried them. The food that would truly repel them is probably just Marmite.

Shee-it, I'd eat it sight unseen, on the names alone.

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Spotted dick sounds a bit like Bread Pudding? I love bread pudding, but I might have to heat it in my....microwave. And black pudding is blood sausage? I'd try it, at least. But you're going to have to go into some detail about what Marmite is, haha. Google says it's like Vegimite, which I don't know what that taste like either.
 
We're talking about food now?

Ah yeah, that's where 'merica shines.

I honestly can't think of a region of the US where the food sucks. I'd day the weakest would probably be the Midwest but they do have Chicago and Kansas City BBQ so that gives them something. I also do not see Alaska as having good food but I know next to nothing about Alaska lol.
 
It's because we know spice exists, something quite foreign to the rest of the southern states outside of Miami.

I've agreed with a lot of what you've said in this thread but I gotta disagree here. Louisiana cooking has a lot of spice. Well made jambalaya, gumbo, and especially boiled crawfish should be spicy.

I do agree though that Texas, Louisiana, and Miami are the kings of spice in the south. The other state's cooking is pretty bland compared to those.
 
It's because we know spice exists, something quite foreign to the rest of the southern states outside of Miami.


This is very true. I went to a steakhouse in California called Black Angus. When I ordered garlic mashed potatoes, the waiter warned me that they were very overpoweringly garlic-y. I tried one bite, and could hardly taste the garlic. They needed gravy tbh.
 
Ah Georgia. My dad grew up in Atlanta and loved it over there. I grew up in Louisiana and now live in Texas so grits are everywhere over here as well. Hows the BBQ over there btw?



Lol the first thing people miss from the south is the food. It really is quite good.

BBQ: In South Carolina: Good, but standard. I lived in NC for a while, where they have a vinegar based BBQ sauce, and their own techniques to go with it. Amazing. Sounds odd, but I'm spoiled by it now. In SC, we get some of that stuff from time to time, but's mainly the basic, sweet-BBQ sauce drowning poorly cooked pulled pork. Of course, I haven't gone to all the corners here, and everyone thinks they're a pitmaster, so you never know. Seafood's the name of the game in SC though, you can't go wrong, haha.
 
I've agreed with a lot of what you've said in this thread but I gotta disagree here. Louisiana cooking has a lot of spice. Well made jambalaya, gumbo, and especially boiled crawfish should be spicy.

I do agree though that Texas, Louisiana, and Miami are the kings of spice in the south. The other state's cooking is pretty bland compared to those.

I meant in traditional southern cooking. Cajun and creole are a bit different, and delicious.

BBQ: In South Carolina: Good, but standard. I lived in NC for a while, where they have a vinegar based BBQ sauce, and their own techniques to go with it. Amazing. Sounds odd, but I'm spoiled by it now. In SC, we get some of that stuff from time to time, but's mainly the basic, sweet-BBQ sauce drowning poorly cooked pulled pork. Of course, I haven't gone to all the corners here, and everyone thinks they're a pitmaster, so you never know. Seafood's the name of the game in SC though, you can't go wrong, haha.

You know how I know you're doing it wrong? You're talking about the sauce instead of the meat.
 
BBQ: In South Carolina: Good, but standard. I lived in NC for a while, where they have a vinegar based BBQ sauce, and their own techniques to go with it. Amazing. Sounds odd, but I'm spoiled by it now. In SC, we get some of that stuff from time to time, but's mainly the basic, sweet-BBQ sauce drowning poorly cooked pulled pork. Of course, I haven't gone to all the corners here, and everyone thinks they're a pitmaster, so you never know. Seafood's the name of the game in SC though, you can't go wrong, haha.

The seafood part sounds like Louisiana, at least the southern part where I'm from. Seafood is king over there as well.
 
Shee-it, I'd eat it sight unseen, on the names alone.

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Spotted dick sounds a bit like Bread Pudding? I love bread pudding, but I might have to heat it in my....microwave. And black pudding is blood sausage? I'd try it, at least. But you're going to have to go into some detail about what Marmite is, haha. Google says it's like Vegimite, which I don't know what that taste like either.
This boldness makes me ashamed to have never tried black pudding. Or white pudding.

Marmite indescribable. I really don't know what to say about it. Let curiosity get the better of you if you ever come across an import website. I like it, but I can't have too much of it. I also don't know what people do with it except spread it on bread/toast.

I have always been curious about bacon cooked the way it is in the picture posted above. What cut is it, and how is it cooked to be like that?
 
The seafood part sounds like Louisiana, at least the southern part where I'm from. Seafood is king over there as well.

I envy both where you're from and where you currently are, for food. Now let's get serious. How you make your collards?

This boldness makes me ashamed to have never tried black pudding. Or white pudding.

Marmite indescribable. I really don't know what to say about it. Let curiosity get the better of you if you ever come across an import website. I like it, but I can't have too much of it. I also don't know what people do with it except spread it on bread/toast.

This makes it sound even better to me.
 
Shee-it, I'd eat it sight unseen, on the names alone.

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Spotted dick sounds a bit like Bread Pudding? I love bread pudding, but I might have to heat it in my....microwave. And black pudding is blood sausage? I'd try it, at least. But you're going to have to go into some detail about what Marmite is, haha. Google says it's like Vegimite, which I don't know what that taste like either.

They're different brands of the same thing, Vegemite's might be a little milder IMO. They're made from yeast... somehow. I don't know how to describe the taste. They're strongly savoury. The closest thing I can think of is a stock cube, which was kind of their intended original usage. Or like super-concentrated Worcestershire sauce or something. I honestly don't think it's an acquirable taste.
 
I envy both where you're from and where you currently are, for food. Now let's get serious. How you make your collards?



This makes it sound even better to me.

To be honest, I never grew up eating collards. I don't think my parents ever ate them that much so I never did either and haven't in forever. My family ate a lot of traditional southern food, cajun food, and my mom's side of the family is of Czech descent so we ate Czech food a lot as well.
 
I live in America about 15 minutes from this store called Jungle Jim's that imports a ton of items from around the world including UK. Sadly, majority of British items tend to be candy.

From an American perspective on what I have tried:

- Smarties are odd and I feel like all the different colors taste differently despite some of them being exactly the same (to my fellow Americans: Smarties is kind of like M&Ms, not the chalky sugar candy)
- UK chocolate by itself is rich as a mofo to the point where some of that stuff I just can't finish. And I'm the kind of American who has accidentally ate a medium bag of M&Ms in one sitting- yet can't finish a small candy bar from the UK.
- I wish more American candies used honeycomb. Because I can't think of one that does.
- Your versions of our candy taste better. UK Kit Kat beats American Kit Kat.
- Vimto is the worst tasting drink ever. I've tried another one of your drinks but can't remember the name, but it was also pretty awful. So I'm pretty sure I don't like any of them.
- Your chips (or crisps, or w/e the hell) are decent. About the same as the ones here though in all honesty. I really like the Hoops snack though.
- All Americans here need to try a candy called "Fudge" from the UK...it's delicious.

I can't say I've tried spotted dick or any other of the other things (they carry spotted dick in a can)...after years of making fun of it in high school, the amount of jokes that would come at anyone's expense for eating spotted dick (yep) would of been to no end. And it really never sounded appealing to me.
 
They're different brands of the same thing, Vegemite's might be a little milder IMO. They're made from yeast... somehow. I don't know how to describe the taste. They're strongly savoury. The closest thing I can think of is a stock cube, which was kind of their intended original usage. Or like super-concentrated Worcestershire sauce or something. I honestly don't think it's an acquirable taste.

Why do we not have this! I can imagine it being a little too powerful, but it sounds amazing, as a spread for bread or a sandwich.

To be honest, I never grew up eating collards. I don't think my parents ever ate them that much so I never did either and haven't in forever. My family ate a lot of traditional southern food, cajun food, and my mom's side of the family is of Czech descent so we ate Czech food a lot as well.

That just sounds like an amazingly good diet to grow up on.
 
yeah as a guy who really digs savory food vegemite sound amazing

edit: wait vegemite's Australian right? Shouldn't you Brits be talking up marmite?
 
BBQ: In South Carolina: Good, but standard. I lived in NC for a while, where they have a vinegar based BBQ sauce, and their own techniques to go with it. Amazing. Sounds odd, but I'm spoiled by it now. In SC, we get some of that stuff from time to time, but's mainly the basic, sweet-BBQ sauce drowning poorly cooked pulled pork. Of course, I haven't gone to all the corners here, and everyone thinks they're a pitmaster, so you never know. Seafood's the name of the game in SC though, you can't go wrong, haha.

South Carolina is the only state where you can get every kind of BBQ

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mustard based is my personal favorite
 
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