Silent_Bomber
Banned
- Don't acknowledge strangers, if you really have to talk to someone, talk about the weather, and nothing else.
- Drink Tea constantly.
- Whenever you do something, start taking it for granted that it'll probably fail, or go badly, but get used to not caring as much.
- Use more irony in everyday conversation
- Learn to take the piss out of yourself, and others (but know where to draw the line)
- Spend most of your social time in pubs
- Eat slightly less fast food, binge drink more (every night out should end up with you throwing up on the street, shouting abuse at strangers, and/or singing football anthems)
- Act more reserved (when sober), you don't want to do anything that will draw attention to yourself.
- If something, or someone infuriates you then complain about it to your close friends, but do nothing about it, try to never criticise anyone about anything.
- Males need to stop watching American Football, and start watching nothing but "Soccer", also call "Soccer" "Football"
- Females need to start obsessively watching dreary, depressing soap opera's such as "Eastenders"
- Instead of thinking your country is obviously the best, take it for granted that its probably always the worst (except where it comes to Soccer, where you need to continue thinking its the best regardless of how much contradictory evidence piles up).
I'm only talking of the south of England, the north, Scotland, and Hobbit Land may very well be different (I doubt the Scottish have any problems with telling people what they think of them)
