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[Hanso]

Girls with eyes that are too far apart

first one is perfect. as previously mentioned, not really giving me a sexy vibe. But I still can't look away in a positive way.

 

[Xyrmellon]

Although it's back in style to some degree, I love me a thick full bush.

 

[richardhawk]

Women that smell like cigarettes and alcohol. You can imagine how much I laugh when people say "I would never date anyone that smokes it doesn't matter how hot they are".

 

[GrayFoxPL]

 

[TsunamiOfSwagger]

Some days I love the meaty beef lips on a pussy.

On other days I love the patty between plump burger buns look of a pussy.

Amen.

 

[Pancake Mix]

Really thick, curvy butts and thighs. Large breasts is probably too obvious.

 

[Rest]

I don't know what I'm looking at. Is this some new mutation of furry?

 

[Pai Pai Master]

I don't know what I'm looking at. Is this some new mutation of furry?

Furry pedo stuff

 

[True Savior]

Imperfections in beautiful women are the damnedest thing. But I don't think that's particularly weird. But I prefer it to a more "perfect" person (well, obviously depends of the imperfection). For instance a few weeks ago I went out with a girl with a lazy eye (not a lot, but if you're watchful you could easily notice it) and that gave her a whole different allure. She hated it, but seeing a beautiful woman and that small imperfection made her look even more attractive.

 

[Transistor]

Imperfections in beautiful women are the damnedest thing. But I don't think that's particularly weird. But I prefer it to a more "perfect" person (well, obviously depends of the imperfection). For instance a few weeks ago I went out with a girl with a lazy eye (not a lot, but if you're watchful you could easily notice it) and that gave her a whole different allure. She hated it, but seeing a beautiful woman and that small imperfection made her look even more attractive.

It makes them unique. Perfect in an imperfect way

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

Pineapple on pizza

 

[How About No]

Girls riding suction dildos.

Yeah I went there.

Well who doesn't like that though

I think most people generally think penis' are ugly, while I find mine to be quite handsome.

Straight male, but penises (esp uncut) are superior aesthetically to vags to me

Come at me

 

[Aselith]

Furry pedo stuff

Wingy please. Fur things don't have eggs.

 

[Nickle]

Please stop posting NSFW egg pics, my boss might see them.

 

[Not]

Freckles without red hair

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

Freckles without red hair

If you have any color of hair growing from your freckles, you should get them lanced.

 

[capitalCORN]

Wingy please. Fur things don't have eggs.

You have yet to hear of the mighty PLATYPUS???

 

[Not]

Unlanced freckles

 

[Bronx-Man]

Androgyous/tomboyish/butch women are fine as hell tbh. Hipster chicks in general are just really really attractive to me. It makes me imagine that we could fuck while my Bon Iver records are playing in the background.

 

[v1lla21]

Worn out vagine. The kind that looks like aged leather with a fresh coat of armor shine when you get em wet. That shit goooooeeeeessssssss.

 

[Glin]

Worn out vagine. The kind that looks like aged leather with a fresh coat of armor shine when you get em wet. That shit goooooeeeeessssssss.

Hahaha

I am oddly attracted to husky voice, thick lips and firm skin LOL hahaha

 

[cloudyboy]

for me maybe a few unmentionned here, but otherwise I seem to be like most others, surprisingly (at least for me)

- Shiny face
- roundish face
- also the apparently not so unusual short hair (bonus if they are dyed).

and also quite a few other commonly mentionned (glasses, freckles....)

but to be honest, I do not feel like telling my weirdest one...

 

[Snowybreak]

Tattoos and short hair. Simple as that. Also muscular. Gotta love having an SO who can toss you over their shoulder. ;3

 

[Not]

Short hair FTW

I just like variety. I can be an asshole though; when my girl's hair is long I fantasize about pixie cuts and bobs, when it's short I think about bangs and ponytails and watching it flow everywhere. Cool that she can pull both styles off

 

[jroc74]

Ok, finished reading from the least page I left off yesterday. Thread sure blew up since then..lol

Short women..I like them fun sized.

I dont know if this is weird. Like I would imagine doing different positions is easier with a short woman.

Edit: I also find people much sexier with their clothes on, underwear is sexier than naked too. The tease is sexier to me.

I have a clothes fetish. I 100% agree. Like when having sex I want the woman to have a shirt on so I cal pull it enough to cover half her ass. Omg this is a major turn on for me. half ass fucking .....whew....

How are any of the examples being posted weird? These all seem like standard things to be attracted.

Wait a min. I know I posted stretch marks and cellulite. Thats normal to like? lol. (I know you werent the only one to post this and some posted stretch marks since me.)

girls with husky voices

I didnt think I liked this but thinking about an episode of Cheers with Kirsti Alley reminded me. I like this.

When someone has been through hell or at least had a rough life. It's not a "I want to save them thing" but a "there's a better.chance of someone who has been through a lot understanding me" thing.

From personal experience....depending on what that thing is they went thru......relationship wise....jesus christ no. Its not worth it. Sorry, but I'm gonna stereotype all folks that went thru what my ex went thru and hit them with " well, its been nice knowing ya" when I find out. In one way its cool but in others it sucks tremendously. Again, depending on what they went thru.

PAWG's

Yes yes.

Period sex, and the extra warmth of menstrual blood all over me. Also, the smell.

Ok, I dont actively want it or am attracted to it....but.... I have never turned down sex when it was their time of the month. I also have no problem going down on a chick thats on her period.

Swallowing semen.

Hey now....

I dont think it in of itself is a disgusting thing. I just dont like blood with my sex. The body produces other fluids that I find more pleasing when it comes to sexual acts. I only mix blood with sex when summoning demons.

Shoulda known.

Girls riding suction dildos.

Yeah I went there.

Weird? Thats hot as a mf. Which reminds me, seeing a woman have an actual orgasm or knowing she is having one....I can get off on her getting off. So much so I had to put a pillow over one chick's face when we were having sex. Couldnt do much about the rest of her body but hiding her face kinda helped.

Huge areolas are sexy af.

Yes this too.

Worn out vagine. The kind that looks like aged leather with a fresh coat of armor shine when you get em wet. That shit goooooeeeeessssssss.

This is one reason why I like way older women. I'm into grannies. As long as they look hot.

And another one since some claim many of these posted are tame...a chick thats not afraid to fart around me. Not in a relationship but on a co worker or just acquaintance level.

 

[User 479360]

Women with hair that's shorter on one side than the other.

Bobs.

Black fingernails.

Haircutting capes.

 

[ErrorMacro]

Period sex, and the extra warmth of menstrual blood all over me. Also, the smell.

Overall, I don't like having sex when the girl is being invaded by communists, though there is one great thing about it: how sensitive they become. Much easier to make them cum.

 

[Clefargle]

Asymmetry

Androgeny

Drug use

Obsessive Gaming

 

[Cat Party]

what you expect to see, given the thread title:


what you actually see when you go in the thread:

Lmao this.

 

[y2dvd]

Most of these aren't even weird. Like the weirdest thing I could think of is a girl wearing a long tshirt covering their panties but I don't even think that's weird.

 

[Nose Master]

Noses.

My man.

Strong jaw lines, too. Tho I dunno if that's weird. But, a nice beak on a girl? Lawd.

 

[Az987]

Clown sex.

Female clowns are hot.

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

My man.

Strong jaw lines, too. Tho I dunno if that's weird. But, a nice beak on a girl? Lawd.

Adam's apples?

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Freckles without red hair

 

[Aselith]

You have yet to hear of the mighty PLATYPUS???

Even furries can't love a platypus. They exist outside of Rule 34.

 

[Nose Master]

Adam's apples?

I get that a lot.

 

[Damerman]

Does that include small areola? Because huge areolas kinda suck.

smh. as soon as i see an areola i get a semi... regardless of size.

 

[InfiniteBento]

I mean that's true of everything tho.

Nothing could ever possibly top a freshly brewed cup of coffee

Big manly butts in lacy panties

Man booty in panties is 2cute

 

[davidwhangchoi]

i like girls who have beautiful voice when sing.

 

[GamerSoul]

I got more:

Vibrant eyes colors that contrast their skin or hair color. Blonde hair with blue/green eyes...meh. I'd take someone with a combination of Dark hair or Dark skin with natural grey/green/hazel/blue eyes. I love it.

Cute faces on super thick women. Best of both worlds.

And great tattoos are starting to be higher on my list.

 

[many places]

Ooh look at this kinky motherfucker

goddammit i lol'd

 

[crimzonflame]

Girls with thin arms.

 

[many places]

Girls smoking and attractive faces that aren't blemish free.

 

[SolidChamp]

Tilda Swinton

 

[Shmeagatory94]

Ive noticed that im REALLY into shorter girls. Im sure we all have seen some shorter girls that are thick in all the right places???? Oh lawd....

I also dont mind small boobs, I kinda prefer it actually. Im more of a butt guy anyways lol

I always LOVE when girls put their hair up, idk why but I find that shit sexy as hell, especially when it looks a little messed up and uneven

 

[Platy]

Even furries can't love a platypus. They exist outside of Rule 34.

 

[Bronx-Man]

And great tattoos are starting to be higher on my list.

I knew this black girl in my high school that had a huge multi-colored 'fro and had tattoos all from her face to her toes. She was one of the baddest chicks in the whole school and she knew everyone wanted to get with her.

Alas, she had a girlfriend. :'(

 

[dpunk3]

Freckles and glasses. Nothing beats a soft voice though.

 

[HawksWinStanley]

Girls with nails. I don't care if they're real or fake. Not like grossly long like world record kind of length, but nails that can tickle my neck or scalp....or dig into my back in other situations.

Yeah, nails.

 

[Dereck]

Androgyous/tomboyish/butch women are fine as hell tbh. Hipster chicks in general are just really really attractive to me. It makes me imagine that we could fuck while my Bon Iver records are playing in the background.

So.......Cameron Esposito?