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[Papa]

Praise the sun, 5SRS is back!

We have a lot of shitposters these days but nothing compares to the OG.

Carry on my wayward son but please don't get yourself permed

 

[CyberPanda]

You're so thoughtful Matt.

 

[Papa]

You're so thoughtful Matt.

I actually forgot about the cunt. N niveaformen had to remind me.

 

[triplestation]

i love that guy

 

[CyberPanda]

I actually forgot about the cunt. N niveaformen had to remind me.

Nice. Does he actually use Nivea products?

 

[niveaformen]

welcome back 5second... but have you been with us the whole time?

 

[niveaformen]

Nice. Does he actually use Nivea products?

just the spf50 sunscreen. happened to be close by when created this stupid username...

 

[CyberPanda]

just the spf50 sunscreen. happened to be close by when created this stupid username...

I like your username, it's cute. Nivea makes some nice stuff.

 

[Cunth]

How long till perma

 

[niveaformen]

haha that japancompton guy had a bit of 5seconds about him. I think we all do

 

[CyberPanda]

How long till perma

1 month, if he behaves. 1 week tops, realistically.

 

[triplestation]

i know you're looking at this thread you fucking guy

 

[Papa]

Good call cripplestation

 

[Tesseract]

my son

the day you were born, the very forests of neogaf whispered the name ... 5secondrulesucks

my child

i watched with pride as you grew into a weapon of righteousness

remember

our line has always shit posted with wisdom and strength

 

[Rentahamster]

... Who?

 

[Tesseract]

... Who?

dunno

 

[Papa]

... Who?

Icarus

 

[Tesseract]

Icarus

careful icarus

 

[Cunth]

... Who?

He’s the Rentahamster of neogaf

 

[CyberPanda]

I’m confused now

 

[Rentahamster]

He’s the Rentahamster of neogaf

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Will he make to August?

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Forbidden Inside Jokes ITT.

And N niveaformen , please don't ever mention that loser ComptonJapan again. He wasn't a shitposter, he was a low life living in his parent's basement.

 

[AV]

My money's on October for the perm betting pool if anyone wants to put that together.

Where the fuck is Antoon ? Did he get butthurt after the ban and never come back?

 

[niveaformen]

Forbidden Inside Jokes ITT.

And N niveaformen , please don't ever mention that loser ComptonJapan again. He wasn't a shitposter, he was a low life living in his parent's basement.

noted, my man

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

noted, my man

Welcome back looking forward to knowing you more!

 

[Papa]

Forbidden Inside Jokes ITT.

And N niveaformen , please don't ever mention that loser ComptonJapan again. He wasn't a shitposter, he was a low life living in his parent's basement.

I thought that was your alt

 

[CyberPanda]

Welcome back looking forward to knowing you more!

You guys should rub Nivea on each other.

 

[Bullet Club]

You guys should rub Nivea on each other.

Yeah, Nivea the singer.

 

[Cunth]

Where’s dude abides though

 

[Mista]

Is he permed already?

 

[slugbahr]

How long till perma

5seconds after his next post

 

[Papa]

Where’s dude abides though

Choked to death on his own ego

 

[Skyr]

I have just one question for 5secondrulesucks

Did you finally achieve to suck your own dick?

 

[Cunth]

where is this fucking cunt

 

[Papa]

where is this fucking cunt

You scared him off

 

[slugbahr]

You scared him off

 

[Papa]

Yo where dis mafugga at

 

[J-Roderton]

Yo where dis mafugga at

Far away.

 

[Rentahamster]

Yo where dis mafugga at

He's sleeping with the Fabians now.

 

[O-N-E]

Honestly, he disgusts me.

 

[Blue Apple]

So, the thread is about 5secondrulesucks.

I tried to make a joke post about testing the time limit here (60 seconds?).

It got deleted for being spam.

 

[brap]

So, the thread is about 5secondrulesucks.

I tried to make a joke post about testing the time limit here (60 seconds?).

It got deleted for being spam.

more like you made 2 posts saying TESTING because you said wanted to hit 50 posts

 

[Blue Apple]

more like you made 2 posts saying TESTING because you said wanted to hit 50 posts

Testing the second rule in a thread about 5secondrulesucks.

 

[Skyr]

Honestly, he disgusts me.

FU he’s a beautiful man

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Fuck off with these welcome back threads. Make one for every asshole that catches a temp ban or don’t make them at all.

 

[brap]

Testing the second rule in a thread about 5secondrulesucks.

 

[brap]

when Jesus Carbomb gets back from a temp ban don't make a thread for xir

 

[Blue Apple]

 

[Falcs]

Is this guy Angry Joe or something? How come he gets his own thread?